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Old 01-26-2014, 12:56 AM   #1
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teach me how to squirt

ever since i finished midterms i cant stop masturbating but i cant still squirt. any suggestion?

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Old 01-26-2014, 05:53 AM   #2
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I had an ex gf who could squirt, though it used to take Asher a long time. Usually I involved 2 of my fingers inside her, curling up against her g spot. I'd love to chat more about it if you want to
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Old 01-26-2014, 06:01 AM   #3
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I must be the only woman on the planet that has absolutely zero desire to be a squirter.
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Old 01-26-2014, 06:33 AM   #4
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Old 01-26-2014, 07:12 AM   #5
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I must be the only woman on the planet that has absolutely zero desire to be a squirter.
If you want to get the same sensation, just lay there and wee all over yourself.
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Old 01-26-2014, 07:24 AM   #6
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If you want to get the same sensation, just lay there and I will wee all over you.
Now, that I could probably get on board with.
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Old 01-26-2014, 07:25 AM   #7
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Old 01-26-2014, 09:02 AM   #8
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I must be the only woman on the planet that has absolutely zero desire to be a squirter.
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Old 01-26-2014, 09:03 AM   #9
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OP, what school do you attend that has "midterms" in January?
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Old 01-26-2014, 09:14 AM   #10
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ever since i finished midterms i cant stop masturbating but i cant still squirt. any suggestion?

23/f

Everybody is so focused on the water-tricks that they completely missed this poor girl is unable to stop masterbating.

She is reaching out here folks. Quit discussing how you launder your squirt-free, post-coital bed linens less than your ejaculatory sisters and help her.

C'mon people, she could rub her vagina completely off before finals.
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Old 01-26-2014, 02:03 PM   #11
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There's a fantastic video floating around on the internet that explains one way to give someone a squirting orgasm. I'm not sure if I'm allowed to link to it here, but if you search "How To Give A Girl Squirting Orgasms" you should be able to locate it.

To summarise the video: it's all in the hand movement :P
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Old 01-26-2014, 10:01 PM   #12
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Most of the

E-MAILS I get these days are, " HOW DO I STOP?"

Be careful what you wish for. From all but a handful on my thread the ejaculation does NOT enhance the actual orgasm but the MESS can be debilitating. Spontaneous sex is OUT - forever unless it's down a dark beach at midnight. The amount of fluid can be prolific so unless you're OK with that - forever - you MAY want to stick top orgasms and stop TRYING to squirt.

http://forum.literotica.com/showthre...=70892&page=01
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Old 01-26-2014, 10:36 PM   #13
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Somebody types S-Q-U-I-R-T in a Lit Post...


... triggering a signalling mechanism.





Mr.G is overheard at S.Q.U.I.R.T. HQ - "To the Squirt Mobile!"


Try This and Report Back Thread is bumped, and hot-link provided in thread where squirt mentioned.


OP reads linked thread.










Mr.G returns to secret S.Q.U.I.R.T lair, until next called into action.



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Old 01-27-2014, 10:15 AM   #14
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It's not all it's cracked up to be, really. Unless you are totally into laundry, and washing lots of towels.
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Old 01-27-2014, 11:48 AM   #15
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It's not all it's cracked up to be, really. Unless you are totally into laundry, and washing lots of towels.
It may be that men get more out of this than women. I will happily sleep on the wet spot and do the laundry.
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Old 01-27-2014, 05:35 PM   #16
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OP, what school do you attend that has "midterms" in January?
They just finished midterms here a couple of weeks ago..

at the local high school.
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Old 01-28-2014, 03:27 PM   #17
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It may be that men get more out of this than women. I will happily sleep on the wet spot and do the laundry.
OK. But keep the darks seperate, will ya?.
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Old 01-28-2014, 04:53 PM   #18
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And for fucks sake, no stray reds in with the whites!
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Old 01-28-2014, 05:31 PM   #19
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Maybe she's worried that squirting will be on the final exam and no amount of cramming at the end of the semester will be enough.
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Old 01-28-2014, 06:00 PM   #20
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I used to think I was missing something special before I bought my pure wand. The pure wand was definitely a dam breaker

Shortly after discovering my new ability I bought a liberator throw!
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Old 01-28-2014, 06:41 PM   #21
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Old 01-29-2014, 12:02 AM   #22
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I do not know of any women who can teach themselves how to squirt, (It seems difficult for women to get the right angle to stimulate their own g-spot, but you might find it possible. Be sure to get your clit wel stimulated before you start your hunt for the great G. but if you have someone who can help you get started, Read my article in Literotica, how to: [I"How to Locate Your Lover's G-spot"[/i]. (and properly stimulate it.) My wife cums and squirts 4-5 times every time and would keep it up if I weren't so selfish as to want to cum rtoo.
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Old 01-29-2014, 07:53 AM   #23
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i have done it one or two times but purely accidental. i didnt know i will get sarcastic answers tho.

btw i am not from the US so yeah, i had midterms in january
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Old 01-29-2014, 08:57 AM   #24
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easy way

Get yourself the toy that simulates your g spot and your clit at the same time. Get yourself the batteries and follow the techniques in the above post. Also have some one else help you. In a college campus there has to be at least 80 dozen or so young guys that will move heaven and earth for the opportunity to make you squirt. If you want to highten the experience find a girl to help you and it's it's your first time with a girl you will love it.

Remember if you do become a squirter you should prepare your lovers.
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Old 01-29-2014, 09:05 AM   #25
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thank you! i know a friend who might be willing to help me tho when i told her about squirting i guess this will be my first girl on girl experience lol
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