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Old 01-03-2014, 08:54 PM   #1
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Looking for athletic woman to produce mega-baby

Hello, I am 25 male 7'2 and weigh 245 lbs of muscle. I can benchpress 600 lbs and can run a mile in 2:58. If there are any athletic woman that are comparable to me in physical stature I would love to chat with you and discuss the possibilities of a mega-baby.

In the alternative, if you are an exceptional to moderate woman and find this remotely humorous I would love to chat with you about the possibilities of making a mehh-baby.

Hope to hear from you soon and together we will make Hercules Chucknorris Jackbauer the best baby ever.
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Old 01-03-2014, 09:23 PM   #2
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Hello, I am 25 male 7'2 and weigh 245 lbs of muscle. I can benchpress 600 lbs and can run a mile in 2:58. If there are any athletic woman that are comparable to me in physical stature I would love to chat with you and discuss the possibilities of a mega-baby.

In the alternative, if you are an exceptional to moderate woman and find this remotely humorous I would love to chat with you about the possibilities of making a mehh-baby.

Hope to hear from you soon and together we will make Hercules Chucknorris Jackbauer the best baby ever.
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Old 01-03-2014, 09:34 PM   #3
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LOL! Reading this made my day. Good luck in the search mate!
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Old 01-03-2014, 09:39 PM   #4
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LOL! Reading this made my day. Good luck in the search mate!
I think you mean good luck in my mate search, but either way thank you.
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Old 01-03-2014, 10:09 PM   #5
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"mehh-baby". classic.
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Old 01-03-2014, 10:12 PM   #6
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Old 01-04-2014, 02:30 AM   #7
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Hello, I am 25 male 7'2 and weigh 245 lbs of muscle. I can benchpress 600 lbs and can run a mile in 2:58. If there are any athletic woman that are comparable to me in physical stature I would love to chat with you and discuss the possibilities of a mega-baby.

In the alternative, if you are an exceptional to moderate woman and find this remotely humorous I would love to chat with you about the possibilities of making a mehh-baby.

Hope to hear from you soon and together we will make Hercules Chucknorris Jackbauer the best baby ever.

So you are more athletic than Shaquille O'Neal, yet are not an NBA millionaire?? Sure you are.
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Old 01-04-2014, 04:50 AM   #8
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So you are more athletic than Shaquille O'Neal, yet are not an NBA millionaire?? Sure you are.

Yep and every statistic about myself was entirely true, I choose not to play in the nba sir
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Old 03-10-2014, 05:21 PM   #9
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Still seeking a partner to make this Mega-Baby dream a Mega-Reality
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Old 03-10-2014, 05:33 PM   #10
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Love this post "mega babies" good luck
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Old 03-10-2014, 05:45 PM   #11
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Your mile time is 45 seconds faster than the current world record.
Sounds legit.
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Old 03-10-2014, 05:49 PM   #12
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Your mile time is 45 seconds faster than the current world record.
Sounds legit.
Check the world record tomorrow...
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Old 03-10-2014, 06:06 PM   #13
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I checked it today. Are you running a new world record later tonight? Or are you going to be busy bench pressing?
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Old 03-10-2014, 06:12 PM   #14
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I'll just go ahead and declare shenanigans on this silly silly post.

2:58 mile....rofl You could have at least done a simple search to see what the ACTUAL times from running a mile are.

All any of us can guess is....you probably never ran a mile. Ever

So good luck with your search and all that....
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Old 03-10-2014, 06:17 PM   #15
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Hello, I am 25 male 7'2 and weigh 245 lbs of muscle.
I'm curious ....how much of that 245# is the weight of your head?

And, of course, a man such as yourself, magnificent in every way, must have a cock and set of balls that would make the entire, combined Dallas Cowboys team envious.
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Old 03-10-2014, 06:20 PM   #16
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agree...

running the mile in 2:58 sounds fishy...(although I have done it myself several times)......probably had the wind to his back at the finish...
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Old 03-10-2014, 06:21 PM   #17
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I'm curious ....how much of that 245# is the weight of your head?

And, of course, a man such as yourself, magnificent in every way, must have a cock and set of balls that would make the entire, combined Dallas Cowboys team envious.
Just put my head on a scale, 11 lbs of my 245 is head weight. The rest of your statement is entirely accurate.
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Old 03-10-2014, 06:24 PM   #18
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Omg people!!! Why soooo serious.........the guy was making a joke.
You know....funny ha ha!

Have you lot had a sense of humour bybass
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Old 03-10-2014, 06:33 PM   #19
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Just put my head on a scale, 11 lbs of my 245 is head weight. The rest of your statement is entirely accurate.
Omg is your cock like a fish????

You know when fishermen say "I caught me a fish ((((((((((this))))))))) big when it was actually (((this))) big??????
Bcos that would be realllllly dissapointing for those Dallas Cowboys
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Old 03-10-2014, 06:43 PM   #20
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Omg is your cock like a fish????

You know when fishermen say "I caught me a fish ((((((((((this))))))))) big when it was actually (((this))) big??????
Bcos that would be realllllly dissapointing for those Dallas Cowboys
You know what else would be disappointing for them. Another year of this guy:
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Old 03-10-2014, 07:10 PM   #21
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mega-baby?

i don't know ladies if i were you i'd ask him for a full frontal pic before i commited to anything. the pic should show how tall he is.
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Old 03-10-2014, 08:09 PM   #22
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This post made me literally LOL. I like that. A lot. welcome to PM me if you wish
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Somewhere out there is a 7'2 Adonis wondering why everyone is laughing at his serious request . This is how super villains are born, be careful people!
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Old 03-10-2014, 08:59 PM   #24
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Somewhere out there is a 7'2 Adonis wondering why everyone is laughing at his serious request . This is how super villains are born, be careful people!
Oh, shit! And he might now be searching me out for punishment?! Oh, my god, ...HELP! ;=)
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