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Old 12-23-2013, 04:52 PM   #26
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Cock can be learned, money can be made, being a kind, considerate, fun, decent man is the key.
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Old 12-23-2013, 04:53 PM   #27
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Well thank fuck! Here I was just wondering when the next swinging dick was going to come around and tell me how I think. I really love it when you dick me down to pound town, big daddy.
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Old 12-23-2013, 04:57 PM   #28
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Old 12-23-2013, 04:59 PM   #29
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Well thank fuck! Here I was just wondering when the next swinging dick was going to come around and tell me how I think. I really love it when you dick me down to pound town, big daddy.
Don't spoil it.

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Old 12-23-2013, 05:00 PM   #30
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Old 12-23-2013, 05:08 PM   #31
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Cock can be learned, money can be made, being a kind, considerate, fun, decent man is the key.
truthy truth.
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Old 12-23-2013, 05:11 PM   #32
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Dickin' Down Dolf.

Sounds like a pub name.
sounds like pron
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Old 12-23-2013, 05:17 PM   #33
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Old 12-23-2013, 05:40 PM   #34
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Texasdick, thus far you're all hat, no cattle.
he reckons he's a longhorn....
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Old 12-23-2013, 06:28 PM   #35
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Texasdick, thus far you're all hat, no cattle.
Dude seems to think the sun comes up just to hear him crow. I bet he couldn’t pour rain out of a boot with a hole in the toe and directions on the heel.
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Old 12-23-2013, 06:31 PM   #36
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Dude seems to think the sun comes up just to hear him crow. I bet he couldn’t pour rain out of a boot with a hole in the toe and directions on the heel.
Lol. Im stealing that one.
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Old 12-23-2013, 06:38 PM   #37
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DevilishTexan could teach this one a thing or 12.

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Old 12-23-2013, 06:48 PM   #38
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I reckon there's a how to book on how to get dicked down, yes?
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Old 12-23-2013, 06:52 PM   #39
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I reckon there's a how to book on how to get dicked down, yes?
You're in a unique situation given your metal vagina.

Might require Colossus' dick.
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Old 12-23-2013, 06:55 PM   #40
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You're in a unique situation given your metal vagina.

Might require Colossus' dick.
I'd need proof of this large sized dick.
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Old 12-23-2013, 06:57 PM   #41
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Might require Colossus' dick.
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I'd need proof of this large sized dick.
It's steely.

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Old 12-23-2013, 06:59 PM   #42
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Lol. Im stealing that one.
You should steal stuff from everyone. Your own material is retarded.
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Old 12-23-2013, 07:03 PM   #43
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So many envious guys and men hating women, all gathered in one place.
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Old 12-23-2013, 07:09 PM   #44
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Say what you will about Texasdick, but he sure knows the GB...
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Old 12-23-2013, 07:12 PM   #45
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Well, we can't all have ten inches of prime tubesteak like you, Mr. Ron Jeremy Jr.!

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Old 12-23-2013, 07:12 PM   #46
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Family over for Christmas?
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Old 12-23-2013, 07:13 PM   #47
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Maybe youre right. Ive posted two threads on Lit and you and your ugly ass dog have responded to both. Doesnt say much for you.
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Old 12-23-2013, 07:14 PM   #48
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Old 12-23-2013, 07:15 PM   #49
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Maybe youre right. Ive posted two threads on Lit and you and your ugly ass dog have responded to both. Doesnt say much for you.
Ok.

Are you from East Texas?
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Old 12-23-2013, 07:17 PM   #50
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I think this was the definition TD was implying.

dicked down
to be in a relationship with a guy whose sex is so good that you cant leave him. this guy can be a loser or an asshole but he fucks you like you've never been fucked before, which keeps the girl comming back. THAT is what it means to be dicked down.

bitch with no man 1: i cant see why she's still with him, i mean he's lazy, aint got no job....

bitch with no man 2: he probably is hittin that so good that he got her dicked down!!

bitch with no man 1: hmmm lemme see if i can steal her man.
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