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Old 12-15-2013, 02:30 PM   #76
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Old 12-15-2013, 02:32 PM   #77
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Old 12-15-2013, 02:32 PM   #78
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Old 12-15-2013, 02:33 PM   #79
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bitches. alright, i'll take it even though the star trek v reference is getting stretched thin.
 

Old 12-15-2013, 02:35 PM   #81
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Old 12-15-2013, 02:35 PM   #82
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Elysium or Gravity? And which one goes better with a screwdriver made with satsuma juice?
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Old 12-15-2013, 02:45 PM   #85
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Elysium or Gravity? And which one goes better with a screwdriver made with satsuma juice?
elysium has a fun scifi socialist message and some silly, but forgivable scifi cheating. gravity has other stuff i haven't seen yet. flip a coin.
 

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Old 12-15-2013, 02:56 PM   #88
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True!

So far:

The Isolated Blurt Thread IV: A New Hope

The Isolated Blurt Thread V: Where Pasta Meets Anticipation

The Isolated Blurt Thread VI: The Final Frontier
The Isolated Blurt Thread VII :Get Off Your Wallet And Upgrade Your Servers Because This Is Getting Lame


Just keepin it "reals"
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Old 12-15-2013, 02:58 PM   #89
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Old 12-15-2013, 03:00 PM   #90
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November 2002.

And you are seriously saying you haven't learned to adapt, yet?

Have fun in Darwin's junkyard.
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Old 12-15-2013, 03:01 PM   #91
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They're the same.

What are you saying?
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Old 12-15-2013, 03:05 PM   #92
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I was thinking maybe we ought to take the nuclear missiles off the sub.

But the Russians would know its class, and they wouldn't know it was disarmed.

They would assume it had nuclear capability.

So it really wouldn't matter.
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Old 12-15-2013, 03:09 PM   #93
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They're the same.

What are you saying?
If it can be applied to our reality, I want nothing to do with it.

We got group theory in the 1800s and then turned it into quantum mechanics over a hundred years later. That's radical.
 

Old 12-15-2013, 03:11 PM   #94
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Just keepin it "reals"
How about you keep it even more real and just fuck right off and go back to the sewer your crawled out of, bitch.

 

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And you are seriously saying you haven't learned to adapt, yet?

Have fun in Darwin's junkyard.
This place is a constant reminder that Darwin was right...
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How about you keep it even more real and just fuck right off and go back to the sewer your crawled out of, bitch.

Are you hitting on me?
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No, sorry. I'm not really into Klansmen who cross dress on the side.
 

Old 12-15-2013, 03:14 PM   #98
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No, sorry. I'm not really into Klansmen who cross dress on the side.


Are you into Billy Idol?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OFpfTd0EIs
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No, sorry. I'm not really into Klansmen who cross dress on the side.
so... you prefer your klansmen to be a bit more butch?
 

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so... you prefer your klansmen to be a bit more butch?
Hey, at least the skinbyrds spot chelseas.
 
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