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12-15-2013, 02:30 PM
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please place the balls in the jar.
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i want to thank you for taking time out of your day to come and witness my hanging.
george w. bush
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12-15-2013, 02:32 PM
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beyond lines of reason
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xcJvkAdydnQ
"I should have known earlier about President Bush, but I gave him some rope. A lot of rope. And then he hung all of us with it..."
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12-15-2013, 02:32 PM
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beyond lines of reason
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"What jury... where?"
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12-15-2013, 02:33 PM
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beyond lines of reason
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"And that book... wasn't good enough for you Christians... was it?"
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I am but mad north-north-west:
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12-15-2013, 02:34 PM
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¿por qué no?
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bitches. alright, i'll take it even though the star trek v reference is getting stretched thin.
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12-15-2013, 02:35 PM
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beyond lines of reason
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"It's not their fault, 'cause it's not their book."
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12-15-2013, 02:35 PM
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beyond lines of reason
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"There are Jews, WHO WALK AMONG YOU!"
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12-15-2013, 02:36 PM
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Elysium or Gravity? And which one goes better with a screwdriver made with satsuma juice?
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"Well you are the nice one, you're supposed to think that."
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12-15-2013, 02:37 PM
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"This is a wonderful story that was told to people in a desert to distract them from the fact that they did not have air-conditioning."
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12-15-2013, 02:45 PM
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¿por qué no?
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Sean
Elysium or Gravity? And which one goes better with a screwdriver made with satsuma juice?
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12-15-2013, 02:46 PM
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"There are people who believe... that dinosaurs and men lived together. That they roamed the earth at the same time. There are museums that children go to, in which they build dioramas to show them this. And what this is, purely and simply, is a clinical psychotic reaction. They are crazy. They are stone cold fuck nuts. I can't be kind about this. Because these people are watching The Flintstones as if it were a documentary."
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12-15-2013, 02:53 PM
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Person of Disinterest
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The Isolated Blurt Thread IX: My Eyes! The Goggles Do Nothing!
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12-15-2013, 02:56 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Laurel
True!
So far:
The Isolated Blurt Thread IV: A New Hope
The Isolated Blurt Thread V: Where Pasta Meets Anticipation
The Isolated Blurt Thread VI: The Final Frontier
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The Isolated Blurt Thread VII :Get Off Your Wallet And Upgrade Your Servers Because This Is Getting Lame
Just keepin it "reals"
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You don't hate me because I'm bad. You hate me because I'm familiar.
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12-15-2013, 02:58 PM
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ignorant b!tch
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"A topologist is a mathematician who can't tell the difference between a donut and a coffee cup."
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12-15-2013, 03:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Killswitch
The Isolated Blurt Thread VII :Get Off Your Wallet And Upgrade Your Servers Because This Is Getting Lame
Just keepin it "reals"
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And you are seriously saying you haven't learned to adapt, yet?
Have fun in Darwin's junkyard.
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12-15-2013, 03:01 PM
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beyond lines of reason
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Originally Posted by Phelia
"A topologist is a mathematician who can't tell the difference between a donut and a coffee cup."
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They're the same.
What are you saying?
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12-15-2013, 03:05 PM
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I was thinking maybe we ought to take the nuclear missiles off the sub.
But the Russians would know its class, and they wouldn't know it was disarmed.
They would assume it had nuclear capability.
So it really wouldn't matter.
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12-15-2013, 03:09 PM
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ignorant b!tch
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They're the same.
What are you saying?
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If it can be applied to our reality, I want nothing to do with it.
We got group theory in the 1800s and then turned it into quantum mechanics over a hundred years later. That's radical. |
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12-15-2013, 03:11 PM
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Literotica Guru
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Originally Posted by Killswitch
The Isolated Blurt Thread VII :Get Off Your Wallet And Upgrade Your Servers Because This Is Getting Lame
Just keepin it "reals"
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How about you keep it even more real and just fuck right off and go back to the sewer your crawled out of, bitch.
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12-15-2013, 03:11 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Naughtius Maximus
November 2002.
And you are seriously saying you haven't learned to adapt, yet?
Have fun in Darwin's junkyard.
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This place is a constant reminder that Darwin was right...
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12-15-2013, 03:12 PM
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How about you keep it even more real and just fuck right off and go back to the sewer your crawled out of, bitch.
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Are you hitting on me?
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12-15-2013, 03:13 PM
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Are you hitting on me?
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12-15-2013, 03:14 PM
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No, sorry. I'm not really into Klansmen who cross dress on the side.
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Are you into Billy Idol?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OFpfTd0EIs
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12-15-2013, 03:14 PM
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¿por qué no?
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No, sorry. I'm not really into Klansmen who cross dress on the side.
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12-15-2013, 03:16 PM
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Literotica Guru
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so... you prefer your klansmen to be a bit more butch?
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