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Old 11-18-2013, 11:44 PM   #1
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Is dinosaur sex okay in Literotica stories?

Dinosaur porn is apparently the hot new trend. Authors of the genre make healthy six digit incomes (according to unconfirmed reports).

http://www.cracked.com/quick-fixes/1...an-sex-novels/

Is Literotica okay with dinosaur stories?

The official submission guidelines say that sex with real animals is a no-no. Sex with fantasy animals is okay, e.g. werewolves.

Now, dinosaurs (and evolution) are a fairy tale according to half the nation. The other half of the nation believes in dinosaurs, yet they are extinct. I suspect that sex with real animals is a no-no due to animal cruelty. However, nobody is going to read dinosaur erotica and hump a pile of ancient bones. Even then, I don't think the ancient bones would suffer emotionally.

I kind of think it's a great creative challenge to find a way to make sex with dinosaurs erotic. A fifty ton plant eating dinosaur was grinding the 50 pound pygmy cave woman. Nah, not so much. The caveman rammed his raging boner hard into the truck sized vagina of the Argentinosaurus. The subtle draft stirred in the cavernous orifice drove the Argentinosaurus cow crazy with passion. Seriously!?

I want to give it a try to find a way to make it sexy, because it seems impossible. Anyone else accepting the challenge? I think erotica about long distance relationships with sea kelp is going to be the next big thing if things are going at this rate.

Anyway, will Literotica accept dinosaur porn stories?
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Old 11-18-2013, 11:47 PM   #2
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Sex with dinosaurs? Whatever next? I hope the T-Rex's willy isn't like his arms LOL. The human imagination is a strange place.
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Old 11-19-2013, 12:01 AM   #3
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Umm... with whom are the dinos having sex? Each other? Are they were-dinos?

Lit's rule is no bestiality, so I would think that human/dino sex would be a no-no.

You might enjoy the books by Eric Garcia such as "Anonymous Rex." They were fun.
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Old 11-19-2013, 12:05 AM   #4
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Hmmmm.....

The way Dino always smiled at Wilma Flintstone when she patted him on the head suddenly makes sense now!
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Old 11-19-2013, 12:20 AM   #5
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I think the concept is funny, although the reality is that the dinos would kill the humans because of the size of their penis. The comments on Amazon of people who have read the stories are hilarious.
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Old 11-19-2013, 12:53 AM   #6
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Lit's rule is no bestiality, so I would think that human/dino sex would be a no-no.
But dinos are extinct as compared to say dogs or horses. So isn't having sex with one like having sex with the Loch Ness monster? Granted, they were real and *did* exist, but for a human to have sex with a dinosaur it would have to be a fantasy/science fiction story. And Lit does allow human/beastie sex if the beastie is a fantasy/sci-fi creature in a fantasy/sci-fi.

Again, this as compared to a story about a human and horse which could take place, realistically, in the here and now. And is against the law in some states. There are no laws against human/dinosaur sex, and it's not like someone's going to read such a story and be inspired to do it with the neighbor's...dinosaur. So why not?

Maybe dino-homo sapien sex is in the fantasy/sci-fi beastie category and allowable?
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Old 11-19-2013, 01:18 AM   #7
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I dunno how that would work....

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Gorgar sneaked up behind the triceratops with his spear raised.

"Whoohoo - dinner is served," he mused to himself. "And we're having dino burgers."

The triceratops tail was swinging back and fort - almost like in anticipation of feeling his spear penetrating it's thick hide. The movement was kinda hot actually and Gorgar felt a beginning erection.

"Wonder what kinda p...y those things have? Must be big and roomy."

He decided to cop a feeler and maybe more before turning the thing into hamburger. After all, how could his wife possibly find out? In fact, she would effectively help him hide the infidelity by eating the evidence.

Gorgar giggled and removed his loin cloth...

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Old 11-19-2013, 01:46 AM   #8
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Erotic is sex involving a feather; Kinky is sex involving the whole dinosaur.

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I think the concept is funny, although the reality is that the dinos would kill the humans because of the size of their penis.
Contrary to the popular image, most dinosaurs were man-sized and smaller. Sex with any of the mega-dinosaurs would be problematic, but it wouldn't be a problem for humans with the average dinosaur.

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Umm... with whom are the dinos having sex? Each other? Are they were-dinos?

Lit's rule is no bestiality, so I would think that human/dino sex would be a no-no.
I think that the question is going to turn on whether the dinosaurs are sentient or bestial. Intelligent Raptors would fall under the non-human rules for Aliens and Were-creatures. Stragelife's vision of "playing with your food," or similar scenarios, probably would fall under bestiality rules.
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Old 11-19-2013, 02:30 AM   #9
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People write stories about dragons having sex with humans, so it really isn't far removed from that.
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Old 11-19-2013, 02:47 AM   #10
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People write stories about dragons having sex with humans, so it really isn't far removed from that.
The dragons usually turn themselves into human form before the act. At least they did so in the stories I've read...
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Old 11-19-2013, 04:27 AM   #11
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Porn involving dinosaurs isn't a new thing in furry archives, though they aren't necessarily human/dino; might be animalistic dino/humanoid dino, or carnivore dino/herbivore dino or human gets turned into a dino then gangbanged by other dinos, or something like that. But yeah dinosaurs can be substituted into pretty much any existing situation that uses dragons, there's no functional difference. Also you could have aliens that just happened to look like dinos.
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Old 11-19-2013, 06:05 AM   #12
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Was I sniffing glue last night? Are we discussing humans having sex with dinosaurs? I better drink more coffee. I feel like I'm in the twilight zone.
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Old 11-19-2013, 07:02 AM   #13
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Dinosaur sex is with dead creatures and necrophillia is banned. However, if the hero is a paeleontologist it is quarrying, but is acutely painful.
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Old 11-19-2013, 01:59 PM   #14
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I recently heard of dinosaur porn! I couldn't believe it was a thing.
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Old 11-19-2013, 02:10 PM   #15
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This is the second time I get to say this.

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Old 11-19-2013, 02:17 PM   #16
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Dinosaur sex is with dead creatures and necrophillia is banned.
Nah. Sex with a body is necrophilia. Sex with old bones is a fetish, and that's all we've got of dinosaurs (pretty much).
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Old 11-19-2013, 02:24 PM   #17
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Dinosaurs are not extinct. The current taxonomy puts Aves (birds) as part of the clade Theropoda, a subset of Dinosauria. Therefore dinosaur sex is bestiality with birds unless we are talking about feathered, intelligent, highly evolved theropods. Then it fits under Non-Human. And since they never evolved tentacles, I'm not interested!
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As long as we already are in the realm of nonsense fantasy, there's no reason that a randy dinosaur with tentacles couldn't suddenly surface.
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As long as we already are in the realm of nonsense fantasy, there's no reason that a randy dinosaur with tentacles couldn't suddenly surface.
I mean, he'd have to have at least one right?
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I mean, he'd have to have at least one right?
Ha ha. I see what ya did there.
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Dinosaurs are not extinct. The current taxonomy puts Aves (birds) as part of the clade Theropoda, a subset of Dinosauria. Therefore dinosaur sex is bestiality with birds unless we are talking about feathered, intelligent, highly evolved theropods. Then it fits under Non-Human. And since they never evolved tentacles, I'm not interested!
Tentacles aside, I hear this frequently from Mr Penn. He is a dino buff. So many's the time he's noted that a chicken dinner is a dino dinner.

I definitely think we need more were-chicken stories.
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Tentacles aside, I hear this frequently from Mr Penn. He is a dino buff. So many's the time he's noted that a chicken dinner is a dino dinner.

I definitely think we need more were-chicken stories.
Totally need were-chicken stories. I'm picturing the epic battles that Peter Griffin has with the chicken.

Man comes home and opens door to bedroom to find the chickman in bed with his wife. 10 second stare down before the man says, "You again...."

And it would be in Loving Wives, actually.
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Totally need were-chicken stories. I'm picturing the epic battles that Peter Griffin has with the chicken.

Man comes home and opens door to bedroom to find the chickman in bed with his wife. 10 second stare down before the man says, "You again...."

And it would be in Loving Wives, actually.
Is he the cartoon character with the testicles on his chin?
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Totally need were-chicken stories. I'm picturing the epic battles that Peter Griffin has with the chicken.

Man comes home and opens door to bedroom to find the chickman in bed with his wife. 10 second stare down before the man says, "You again...."

And it would be in Loving Wives, actually.
And the opportunities for uses of and puns on the word "cock" are probably endless. Not to mention things like henpecked, hen party, cock of the walk, feather-brained, feather-bed (I imagine a were-chicken looking at a down pillow in horror), feathered hair, winging it, taking someone under one's wing and I'll stop now. I think I'm getting punchy.
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And the opportunities for uses of and puns on the word "cock" are probably endless. Not to mention things like henpecked, hen party, cock of the walk, feather-brained, feather-bed (I imagine a were-chicken looking at a down pillow in horror), feathered hair, winging it, taking someone under one's wing and I'll stop now. I think I'm getting punchy.
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