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Old 12-09-2013, 12:10 PM   #76
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Old 12-09-2013, 06:47 PM   #77
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Old 12-09-2013, 09:25 PM   #78
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I think I need some more Flash Powder.

Uh ...where do you want it, HP?

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Old 12-10-2013, 12:12 AM   #79
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Uh ...where do you want it, HP?

No, Maj; Where do you want it?
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Old 12-10-2013, 03:10 AM   #80
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No, Maj; Where do you want it?

Good Question, that.

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Old 12-10-2013, 09:36 AM   #81
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No, Maj; Where do you want it?

Well - where do you feel like placing it, Tio?

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Old 12-10-2013, 10:53 AM   #82
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Old 12-10-2013, 01:19 PM   #83
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Ah well, it was time to get up and dress anyway.

Is your camera ready to...uh..."shoot"?
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Old 12-10-2013, 01:47 PM   #84
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Is your camera ready to...uh..."shoot"?
Say "cheese!"
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Say "cheese!"

Uh..."Brie"...
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Old 12-10-2013, 01:50 PM   #86
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Uh..."Brie"...
There's a nice warm runny Brie for you, dear...
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There's a nice warm runny Brie for you, dear...



I just LOVE a nice warm runny Brie!

(Especially yours!)
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I just LOVE a nice warm runny Brie!

(Especially yours!)
I'll make sure you get an extra-large serving.
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I'll make sure you get an extra-large serving.

You're extra-large servings are extremely HOT and WET!

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Old 12-10-2013, 01:58 PM   #90
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You're extra-large servings are extremely HOT and WET!

Yes, they're supposed to just melt in your mouth.
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Yes, they're supposed to just melt in your mouth.

And they are...

Mmm...salty...creamy...
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And they are...

Mmm...salty...creamy...
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I will, Sir.
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I will, Sir.
I doubt it, but Ok.
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I doubt it, but Ok.

If you tell me to behave I will.


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Old 12-10-2013, 02:17 PM   #96
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Who would of thought you could do that with a duck

You, perhaps.
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You, perhaps.
He seems to be from Arizona; it's very dry down there.
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I hope that tonight is warmer that today; it was cold & wet.
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