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11-30-2013, 12:26 AM
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Literotica Guru
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11-30-2013, 05:10 AM
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Draco interdum Vincit
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Quote:
Originally Posted by johneb87
I fucking give up. |
<spectral voice FX>
Do not Give Up.
Relax and enjoy a coffee.
</off spectral voice FX>
and
Breathe . . .
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Incident at Cemetery Junction.
" Pest Control."
" Mavis's Car Trip."
" Norman-the-dragon. "
" Stacy & the Angel. "
" Earth Tremor on Stage ? "
" Charlie's Story. "
" How to do Audio. "
http://www.literotica.com/stories/me...php?uid=883259
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11-30-2013, 06:49 AM
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Ancient writer
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Why do some people use the Comments on a story to write a conversation with themselves?
Recently I have had a whole set on my older story The Giant Squid, but the extreme example is on Nylon Overall - the comments are much longer than the original story.
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More comments today from presumably the same anonymous on The Giant Squid. The comments on both stories seem to be the poster writing notes to themselves. Odd. |
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12-01-2013, 02:05 AM
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Literotica Guru
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It's all just too fucked up for words.
And you, cyberstalking insecure asshole, if you're still lurking here, looking for me, spying out everything I write and who I write it to ... fuck you.
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12-01-2013, 03:14 AM
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Draco interdum Vincit
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Don't let it get to you, Shea. . .
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Incident at Cemetery Junction.
" Pest Control."
" Mavis's Car Trip."
" Norman-the-dragon. "
" Stacy & the Angel. "
" Earth Tremor on Stage ? "
" Charlie's Story. "
" How to do Audio. "
http://www.literotica.com/stories/me...php?uid=883259
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12-02-2013, 06:41 PM
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Ancient writer
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After 48 hours, I have my first vote the new story in my chaptered series - Shelacta Ch.15.
It's a 2.
Someone didn't like it. I would have thought they might have worked that out by chapter 02.  |
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12-03-2013, 07:16 AM
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Draco interdum Vincit
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Originally Posted by oggbashan
After 48 hours, I have my first vote the new story in my chaptered series - Shelacta Ch.15.
It's a 2.
Someone didn't like it. I would have thought they might have worked that out by chapter 02. |
Obviously it too some real hard thinking. . . .
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Incident at Cemetery Junction.
" Pest Control."
" Mavis's Car Trip."
" Norman-the-dragon. "
" Stacy & the Angel. "
" Earth Tremor on Stage ? "
" Charlie's Story. "
" How to do Audio. "
http://www.literotica.com/stories/me...php?uid=883259
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12-03-2013, 01:05 PM
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Teasing Girl
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My Take-away just arrived and guess what...
I'm having duck!!! 
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12-03-2013, 01:09 PM
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Dirty Old Man
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My Take-away just arrived and guess what...
I'm having duck!!! |
Quack, quack.
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What doesn't kill you, will make you stronger.
Not to mention, battered, bruised, contused,
and completely dazed and confused.
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12-03-2013, 01:14 PM
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Teasing Girl
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Exactly.
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"Can I buy you a round?"
"Haven't seen your face before, are you new in town?"
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There is no limitation to my imagination.
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12-03-2013, 01:17 PM
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Draco interdum Vincit
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Oh that's quackers
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Incident at Cemetery Junction.
" Pest Control."
" Mavis's Car Trip."
" Norman-the-dragon. "
" Stacy & the Angel. "
" Earth Tremor on Stage ? "
" Charlie's Story. "
" How to do Audio. "
http://www.literotica.com/stories/me...php?uid=883259
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12-03-2013, 01:20 PM
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Teasing Girl
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Quote:
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Oh that's quackers
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Yes it does.
Hi, HP.
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"Can I buy you a round?"
"Haven't seen your face before, are you new in town?"
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There is no limitation to my imagination.
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12-03-2013, 01:22 PM
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Draco interdum Vincit
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Yes it does.
Hi, HP. |
Quaaaack Kwa a k (that's a local duck)
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Incident at Cemetery Junction.
" Pest Control."
" Mavis's Car Trip."
" Norman-the-dragon. "
" Stacy & the Angel. "
" Earth Tremor on Stage ? "
" Charlie's Story. "
" How to do Audio. "
http://www.literotica.com/stories/me...php?uid=883259
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12-03-2013, 01:22 PM
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Teasing Girl
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My cat is nearly sitting on my plate.
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"Can I buy you a round?"
"Haven't seen your face before, are you new in town?"
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There is no limitation to my imagination.
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12-03-2013, 01:26 PM
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Draco interdum Vincit
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Quote:
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My cat is nearly sitting on my plate. |
Your cat should not be near the table !
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Incident at Cemetery Junction.
" Pest Control."
" Mavis's Car Trip."
" Norman-the-dragon. "
" Stacy & the Angel. "
" Earth Tremor on Stage ? "
" Charlie's Story. "
" How to do Audio. "
http://www.literotica.com/stories/me...php?uid=883259
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12-03-2013, 01:26 PM
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Studies
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Don't get carried away and eat the cat and the duck.
But now, if your pussy were nearly sitting on my plate... |
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12-03-2013, 01:30 PM
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Teasing Girl
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"Mind if I sit down?"
"Can I buy you a round?"
"Haven't seen your face before, are you new in town?"
SHANIA TWAIN.
There is no limitation to my imagination.
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12-03-2013, 02:09 PM
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There is no R in my name
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My sister and her children were up from south Jersey from Thanksgiving until today (her birthday was yesterday), and then her car broke down on the drive home. I wonder what's wrong with it not that I would know how fix it).
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12-03-2013, 05:42 PM
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Draco interdum Vincit
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My sister and her children were up from south Jersey from Thanksgiving until today (her birthday was yesterday), and then her car broke down on the drive home. I wonder what's wrong with it not that I would know how fix it).
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Let me see, now.
I'm sure there 's a book an basic car maintenance for beginners here somewhere. . .
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Incident at Cemetery Junction.
" Pest Control."
" Mavis's Car Trip."
" Norman-the-dragon. "
" Stacy & the Angel. "
" Earth Tremor on Stage ? "
" Charlie's Story. "
" How to do Audio. "
http://www.literotica.com/stories/me...php?uid=883259
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12-03-2013, 10:29 PM
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Still East of the River
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My daughter is in Dubai today.
I'm still east of the damn river.
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12-04-2013, 10:50 AM
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Honourable Slut
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I don't know. The Fella refused to buy a new vacuum cleaner. The cats have fleas again. I can't clean the house properly without a vacuum cleaner that works, so I think there must be more flea larvae in the carpets. The cats have been de-fleaed but I fear they will just get more fleas when the flea medicine wears off. And it isn't nice to think there are flea larvae in your carpet when you have a piglet to consider.
I don't have money right now to buy a new vacuum cleaner myself. I could take out a credit card and get one. I haven't had a credit card for years, cuz there is always something that someone really needs and if I have a credit card, I go and buy it - stupid MILF. I don't even know if I could get a credit card for the amount I need. I saw a good cleaner for £125, although the one I wanted was about £300, but I don't mind having the cheaper one.
But I need the money too. I already ear-marked the salary I will get in February for all sorts of things. (I don't earn anything right now.)
I decided to just hold off on the vacuum cleaner. Is that the right decision? I go round like a squirrel in a cage, thinking about a fucking vacuum cleaner instead of other things which I would much rather be thinking about. I had to make a decision, so I decided not to get the vacuum cleaner for now.
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12-04-2013, 10:51 AM
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There is no R in my name
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I get way too hungry every day before lunch. Why am I always so hungry? I feel like I eat plenty of food, but yet I guess I need to eat six or seven times a day instead of five or six.
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12-04-2013, 04:21 PM
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Teasing Girl
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My pussy is playing with a walnut outside my livingroom in the hall.
(Not a cracked one.)
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"Can I buy you a round?"
"Haven't seen your face before, are you new in town?"
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12-04-2013, 05:09 PM
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Draco interdum Vincit
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My pussy is playing with a walnut outside my livingroom in the hall.
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<stupid grin>
Erm . . .
<embarrassed cough>
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Incident at Cemetery Junction.
" Pest Control."
" Mavis's Car Trip."
" Norman-the-dragon. "
" Stacy & the Angel. "
" Earth Tremor on Stage ? "
" Charlie's Story. "
" How to do Audio. "
http://www.literotica.com/stories/me...php?uid=883259
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12-04-2013, 06:01 PM
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Ancient writer
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Quote:
Originally Posted by NaokoSmith
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But I need the money too. I already ear-marked the salary I will get in February for all sorts of things. (I don't earn anything right now.)
I decided to just hold off on the vacuum cleaner. Is that the right decision? I go round like a squirrel in a cage, thinking about a fucking vacuum cleaner instead of other things which I would much rather be thinking about. I had to make a decision, so I decided not to get the vacuum cleaner for now.
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Try your local Freecycle/Freegle. People are often upgrading their vacuum cleaners and Freecycling their old ones. |
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