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Old 01-24-2014, 04:33 PM   #276
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Old 01-24-2014, 05:08 PM   #277
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And the other girls just needed practice first aid
What I need is someone who wants to practice massage....derby is hella hard on quads and glutes.
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Old 01-24-2014, 05:23 PM   #278
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It's obvious that the morons who write the algorithms at Google think they know what advertisements would appeal to me based on the websites I visit.


It's fucking hilarious to see just how wrong they are.



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Old 01-24-2014, 08:04 PM   #279
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What I need is someone who wants to practice massage....derby is hella hard on quads and glutes.
"Wanna try that in English please?. I don't speak medical.

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It's obvious that the morons who write the algorithms at Google think they know what advertisements would appeal to me based on the websites I visit.

It's fucking hilarious to see just how wrong they are.

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"Wanna try that in English please?. I don't speak medical.
The long muscles in the thighs and the muscles in the rear fundament get quite the workout on roller skates.

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What I need is someone who wants to practice massage....derby is hella hard on quads and glutes.
*Raises hand eagerly* Oh me me me me me!
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The long muscles in the thighs and the muscles in the rear fundament get quite the workout on roller skates.

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Well, dear, if you will insist on gym shorthand, how could an ordinary bloke understand ?
Now if you'd like to get a few clues about the Stabilised Power Supply or basic RF aerials, I'm up for that - no sweat.
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Old 01-24-2014, 08:43 PM   #283
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*Raises hand eagerly* Oh me me me me me!
You're hired. You start in February. It doesn't pay much but the benefits package is pretty good.

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Well, dear, if you will insist on gym shorthand, how could an ordinary bloke understand ?
Now if you'd like to get a few clues about the Stabilised Power Supply or basic RF aerials, I'm up for that - no sweat.
You manage quite well, HP, 'ordinary bloke' or not.
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Old 01-24-2014, 08:49 PM   #284
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You're hired. You start in February. It doesn't pay much but the benefits package is pretty good.



You manage quite well, HP, 'ordinary bloke' or not.
Pay can always be negotiated. Benefits is what's most important.
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Pay can always be negotiated. Benefits is what's most important.
There's a full physical included.

I mean 'medical'. Yeah, medical.
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There's a full physical included.

I mean 'medical'. Yeah, medical.
Full coverage, right?
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Full coverage, right?
Of course!
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Of course!
I'm sure it require a lot of hard work and lots of overtime. Probably a few late nights too. But I'm up to the challenge, always eager to please.
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I'm sure it require a lot of hard work and lots of overtime. Probably a few late nights too. But I'm up to the challenge, always eager to please.
That's what I like to see: a teamplayer!
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That's what I like to see: a teamplayer!
Always ready for the grind.
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Always ready for the grind.
Derby girls know more about bumps. It's the burlesque girls that grind.
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And baristas, Di.
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Hooray !
The gadget is producing some real current!
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I think I could too. I'm aiming for a sushi birthday meal, but the weather has delayed it. Perhaps tomorrow, despite PennBoy's objections.
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I mean 'medical'. Yeah, medical.
There are times when distance is really important.
The North Atlantic is truly Vast. . .
And puts me further from you than Seattle, I suspect.
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