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Old 03-21-2016, 05:29 PM   #1
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PSA: Ronan Keating has cone..

...to Lit. Haga! According to dishyragge he now pists anal. Folly folly.
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Old 03-21-2016, 05:32 PM   #2
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Ragghy of the Dish developode his talend for distorty corruptatious of the Basic Engly Twentyfido while telly once upon a polly titos, fuckee progessivo fundermold ruined his experiency of Litt.
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Ronan hearit this corruptatious testy testy recordy of the gibberish words and sacrilade of the Engly languid.
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For mostly yearloder, Fatay is contentymost at home, catlopper all purry on the lap, mug of tilty-elbow by the chair, and bookly readage or Walking Deedle watchit. Deep joy.
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Old 03-21-2016, 05:47 PM   #5
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oh fee fie! wot waffledeedee over jumpy peskid woofletts! nary i say, the cumberbatchiness will squiffle the fugle and la dee dah sammiches, oh heavens abovish
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For mostly yearloder, Fatay is contentymost at home, catlopper all purry on the lap, mug of tilty-elbow by the chair, and bookly readage or Walking Deedle watchit. Deep joy.
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Old 03-21-2016, 05:54 PM   #7
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Ah, deep joy. Readwards the wordillos is much weepio in the peepilos.
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Ah, deep joy. Readwards the wordillos is much weepio in the peepilos.
Indeedly Sena! I be hungrily for the cornly beefer, instead of purchale from the supermarky in the trapezoil canloder, all twisty-key to openit and slicey the fingole in the procey. Deep folly. Ooh.
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Warmbole and melty-butter on the bread make the comforty.
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Thropeage was all nippy in the toebole and venomy tail with needly stabbage. Lauraloo dealt deedly blowage. Whispery from behile.

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Dishy off his medleys and be all puckery in the cakehole for Emerson.
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Dishy off his medleys and be all puckery in the cakehole for Emerson.
oh fappy evensides, when the wurblies are nesteroonied all, and fatay with her titty-elbow far tipslid and frilly undaged
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oh fappy evensides, when the wurblies are nesteroonied all, and fatay with her titty-elbow far tipslid and frilly undaged
Gratifole from the bottmoly heartage.

Dishy be fair translatey on the Goggle. *rolley eyebolder*
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Fappy Evensides. My next name. Laurelle! LAURELLE! Changey roll.
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Old 03-21-2016, 06:37 PM   #17
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My autocorrect just got blue-veiny rock hard.
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Old 03-21-2016, 06:46 PM   #18
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I always tell Thumper he talks like you type.
Huff to explain in simplode form for your milode to understand it. Olde Engley Shitery! Pist away, loveyreadwolde.
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My autocorrect just got blue-veiny rock hard.
Your pisties make me puckery in the gentiles. Deep jolly.
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Been told a few times I like like a bigger, better looking version of that little Irish short arse. True.

Would you turn him down my Northern (well,Midland) wench?....
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He talks?
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Old 03-21-2016, 06:52 PM   #22
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Huff to explain in simplode form for your milode to understand it. Olde Engley Shitery! Pist away, loveyreadwolde.
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Been told a few times I like like a bigger, better looking version of that little Irish short arse. True.

Would you turn him down my Northern (well,Midland) wench?....
You're a bigger version of Stanley Unwin! Deep deep jolly.
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Nadsat? Nadsatish?

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Nadsat? Nadsatish?

I'm lost.
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