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Old 09-12-2013, 10:12 AM   #1
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Happy Birthday to Jason Statham!!

While he may never see this... I think the man deserves a little love ladies so let's pay tribute to our hot broody bald guy that I FOR ONE lust after *giggles*

And if I could jump out of a cake and onto him I would HAPPILY do it!!!!!!!!!!!


*yes yes I did*
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Old 09-12-2013, 10:12 AM   #2
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Happy Birthday, Jason....now get naked for FGG!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 09-12-2013, 10:56 AM   #3
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While he may never see this... I think the man deserves a little love ladies so let's pay tribute to our hot broody bald guy that I FOR ONE lust after *giggles*

And if I could jump out of a cake and onto him I would HAPPILY do it!!!!!!!!!!!


*yes yes I did*
He saw it, I called him.
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Old 09-12-2013, 11:03 AM   #4
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OMG

Love Jason Statham, him and Daniel Craig are my favorites.

I think he should jump out at us!
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Old 09-12-2013, 11:06 AM   #5
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Old 09-12-2013, 11:29 AM   #6
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He saw it, I called him.
I knew you rocked... Did you tell him there is a list of ladies that have birthday spankings waiting for him???
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Old 09-12-2013, 12:58 PM   #7
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While looking for Jason cards I came across this gem.



Happy Birthday, Jason!

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Old 09-12-2013, 01:00 PM   #8
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I knew you rocked... Did you tell him there is a list of ladies that have birthday spankings waiting for him???
Yes, but that you were leading the line.
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Old 09-12-2013, 01:21 PM   #9
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While he may never see this... I think the man deserves a little love ladies so let's pay tribute to our hot broody bald guy that I FOR ONE lust after *giggles*

And if I could jump out of a cake and onto him I would HAPPILY do it!!!!!!!!!!!


*yes yes I did*

Paging Jason Stratham, wherever , wherever you are!

Waiting anxiously with camera in hand to take memorable pics of FGG jumping out of a birthday cake!
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Old 09-12-2013, 01:27 PM   #10
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I've been waiting for you to jump out of this cake, fungatorgurl101.

How much longer will I have to wait?

I'll do some pole dancing while I wait for you.

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Old 09-12-2013, 01:30 PM   #11
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I've been waiting for you to jump out of this cake, fungatorgurl101.

How much longer will I have to wait?

I'll do some pole dancing while I wait for you.

Wheeling the cake in....

OK FGG....

here he is!....
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Old 09-12-2013, 01:34 PM   #12
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Wheeling the cake in....

OK FGG....

here he is!....
Hey. BlueEyes. Get away from my cake.

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Old 09-12-2013, 01:49 PM   #13
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That is freaking awesome! ....and a lot of funny too.
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Old 09-12-2013, 01:55 PM   #14
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I've been waiting for you to jump out of this cake, fungatorgurl101.

How much longer will I have to wait?

I'll do some pole dancing while I wait for you.

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Hey. BlueEyes. Get away from my cake.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I knew you were always hiding behind the scenes looking in admiration of all of us that lust after you ... the suit thread there is some lovely pictures of you indeed...

AND THIS is why I love lit

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Old 09-12-2013, 02:02 PM   #15
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I knew you were always hiding behind the scenes looking in admiration of all of us that lust after you ... the suit thread there is some lovely pictures of you indeed...

AND THIS is why I love lit

I keep a low profile & sneak around because I'm cool like that.

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I keep a low profile & sneak around because I'm cool like that.

And here I thought you kept sneaking around like that all the time because of that restraining order we had to have that discussion about ... I am so happy you have seen the error of your ways and have had it lifted
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NOW I must say I am contemplating strategic icing placement



I am not opposed to a lil fireworks after



AS LONG as you realize that you better....

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NOW I must say I am contemplating strategic icing placement



I am not opposed to a lil fireworks after



AS LONG as you realize that you better....




That's my girl. Except for the spankings, I'll be handing out the spankings.


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Old 09-12-2013, 02:26 PM   #19
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That's my girl. Except for the spankings, I'll be handing out the spankings.


I JUST KNEW YOU WOULD SEE IT MAY WAY EVENTUALLY
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How much longer will I have to wait?

I'll do some pole dancing while I wait for you.

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Old 09-12-2013, 04:03 PM   #21
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After cake, I'm taking you out for my birthday dinner.



Wear something sexy. Showcase those boobs, GatorGurl, they're beautiful.
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Old 09-12-2013, 04:16 PM   #22
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OMG...

I wasn't thinking of THE Jason Stratham...

LMAO...

I saw this thread and thought..." I wonder who that is...I have not seen that poster here before...he must hang in the alternative universe forums"...

Then it dawned on me...

Happy Birthday handsome Jason Stratham...love me some bald...

Have a most beautiful day...
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Old 09-12-2013, 04:25 PM   #23
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OMG...

I wasn't thinking of THE Jason Stratham...

LMAO...

I saw this thread and thought..." I wonder who that is...I have not seen that poster here before...he must hang in the alternative universe forums"...

Then it dawned on me...

Happy Birthday handsome Jason Stratham...love me some bald...

Have a most beautiful day...

Oi!

Of course, it's me. You think some poser would have the balls to impersonate me?
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Old 09-12-2013, 04:27 PM   #24
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Oi!

Of course, it's me. You think some poser would have the balls to impersonate me?
OOOOO la la...

Someone classed up the joint here today...
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Old 09-12-2013, 07:37 PM   #25
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Gator Gurl, it's been a pleasure brooding over your sassy self today. The restraining order will stay lifted and Rosie says as long as it's just the three of us, it's a deal.

Thanks for jumping out of the cake and all that frosting you got all over me.

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