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IhateClowns

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You deleted my thread because we were having witty banter? Fuck I should have pretended to be an 18 year old girl so I could watch guys jack off. Or better yet talk about raping my daughter since that bullish it is allowed.

The thread was fucking hilarious and you chose to delete without warning or provocation.
 
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Was it deleted or did it get moved to the Playground or GB?
 
IhateClowns said:
You deleted my thread because we were having witty banter? Fuck I should have pretended to be an 18 year old girl so I could watch guys jack off. Or better yet talk about raping my daughter since that bullish it is allowed.

The thread was fucking hilarious and you chose to delete without warning or provocation.
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Witty banter... WTF? I was bloody serious. I wasn't even role playing. I really am that desperate to punch you clown if you know what I mean.
 
IhateClowns said:
You deleted my thread because we were having witty banter? Fuck I should have pretended to be an 18 year old girl so I could watch guys jack off. Or better yet talk about raping my daughter since that bullish it is allowed.

The thread was fucking hilarious and you chose to delete without warning or provocation.
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Maybe that is the new policy in lit? no fun allowed? I have often thought your posts were a threat to national security.. maybe you should start one of those political threads alleging some conspiracy and filled with hate.. they seem perfectly acceptable in a site about erotica... but laughing is strictly prohibited.. what were you thinking IHC...:rolleyes:
 
I wonder

I wonder if all the heat I brought resulted in scorching of thread. It is really gone. Been searching to see if they buried it in some dark, dank corner, but none of the assholes gave up anything.
 
Ihateclowns ..

is the Reason Detroit went bankrupt... thats what I read on CNNdotcom
 
A piece of history lost (deep sigh)

Ihateclowns, I was planning on showing the thread to our babies in the future so they could read the sweet story of how mom and pop first met.

I guess that's another dream down the pipe along with the baby making material.
 
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It was fun while it lasted. The thread I mean. Let the insane perversions continue!
 
IhateClowns said:
Fuck it. Laughing is silly fodder for an erotic website.
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Hey don't put humour down. Thats how us women survive the shock of watching a man unexpectedly whip it out on cam, for us.

Being able to laugh also makes it easier to listen :

1. Forced base in the voice making the person sound more constipated than anything else
2. exaggerated claims of never having cum as hard before
3. the notion that we are eagerly looking forward to a man tugging his toffee


We need laughs on an erotic website... How else would I manage to grin and bear everytime someone called me a sub?
 
Hello Everyone

BTW in case anyone is interested the action is no longer behind Chucky Cheese. I have moved to McDonalds like I wanted to all along. I'm no longer on the rag, so we'll need that ketchup and the cheap toy to finish me afterwards.

My self-esteem has taken a huge hit these past 40 hours ago... And I'm eager to get it up by getting down on my knees. I've always liked the nickname spermybreath and I'm wondering if I could have an opportunity to earn it today.

So, meet me at McDonalds if interested and make sure you save it all for me because I haven't had a shower so far today. Also, at some point I may want to call you daddy while you slap me around. We can work out these details when we meet.



- Passion waiting to be uncorked.
 
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So, meet me at McDonalds if interested and make sure you save it all for me because I haven't had a shower so far today. Also, at some point I may want to call you daddy while you slap me around. We can work out these details when we meet.



- Passion waiting to be uncorked.[/QUOTE]
So daddy wants to know..Do the McDonalds in India serve beef?
 
IhateClowns said:
You deleted my thread because we were having witty banter? Fuck I should have pretended to be an 18 year old girl so I could watch guys jack off. Or better yet talk about raping my daughter since that bullish it is allowed.

The thread was fucking hilarious and you chose to delete without warning or provocation.
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Umm....Does this mean I have to go stand on the corner with my "WILL SUCK 4 ZIMA & A SLICE" sign again?

http://cdn.mrstiff.com/media/1/4/1/141626/thumb_small.jpg
 
IhateClowns said:
Be careful of what you say on this board. As funny as you using the word Zima is in a post, this board frowns on alcoholic consumption unless it is to get your daughter drunk so you can fuck her.
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I thought only High school girls drank Zima, and they added skittles and Jolly Ranchers to the drink......

Oh I see what you did there!
 
IhateClowns said:
You deleted my thread because we were having witty banter? Fuck I should have pretended to be an 18 year old girl so I could watch guys jack off. Or better yet talk about raping my daughter since that bullish it is allowed.

The thread was fucking hilarious and you chose to delete without warning or provocation.
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Having never read your thread, you bring up a very good point about the lit forum. I never thought about it before but it is interesting that lit allows threads about incest and rape but would get butthurt about a humor thread. Lit must have some interesting admins......almost reminds me of facebook
 
IhateClowns said:
Be careful of what you say on this board. As funny as you using the word Zima is in a post, this board frowns on alcoholic consumption unless it is to get your daughter drunk so you can fuck her.
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I wasn't trying to be funny. I don't find humor humorous.
 
I need to start a baby raping thread. By baby I mean my 18 year old daughter who I call baby especially when she is taking a shower in her cheerleader outfit.
 
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