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Old 07-16-2013, 05:27 PM   #1
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If you know what I mean...for the person above you

If you don't know how this works by now, you're three spleen sandwiches short of an arugula...if you know what I mean.


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I'd like to roll her in cookie dough and use her like an oven....if you know what I mean

I like to bang her rotten...if you know what I mean.

If that stick gets any higher, she'll start spitting toothpicks...if you know what I mean.
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Old 07-16-2013, 05:33 PM   #2
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I'd like to test drive that Hummer.. if you know what I mean
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Old 07-16-2013, 05:37 PM   #3
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I'd like to have sex... if you know what I mean.
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Old 07-16-2013, 05:38 PM   #4
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I'd like to know how his putter swings...if you know what I mean.
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Old 07-16-2013, 05:39 PM   #5
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lol weird..
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Old 07-16-2013, 05:44 PM   #6
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I'd like to burn his fire with some ice.....if you know what I mean!
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Old 07-16-2013, 05:45 PM   #7
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I'd like to be the toe in her jam...if you know what I mean
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Old 07-16-2013, 05:48 PM   #8
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I'd like to cross his buns.....if you know what I mean!
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Old 07-16-2013, 05:54 PM   #9
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I'd like to rub her fur the wrong way...if you know what I mean.
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Old 07-16-2013, 05:58 PM   #10
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I'd like to suck his cherry off the top.....if you know what I mean!
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Old 07-16-2013, 06:05 PM   #11
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Give me two days, a reuben, four ping pong paddles, and I can make her reinvent the wheel...if you know what I mean.
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Old 07-16-2013, 06:08 PM   #12
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Give me two days, a reuben, four ping pong paddles, and I can make her reinvent the wheel...if you know what I mean.
LOL! I have no comeback for that one!
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Old 07-16-2013, 06:11 PM   #13
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LOL! I have no comeback for that one!
Now picture that with me in a banana hammock and tasting what's under your fruedian slip....if you know what I mean.
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Old 07-16-2013, 06:28 PM   #14
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Good luck getting this thread off the first page...if you know what I mean.
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Old 07-16-2013, 07:14 PM   #15
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*wink wink* *nudge nudge*

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Old 07-16-2013, 07:16 PM   #16
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I think my thread is doing about the same if you know what I mean.
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Old 07-16-2013, 07:18 PM   #17
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I think my thread is doing about the same if you know what I mean.
Litsters can be complete tossers when it comes to new threads...if you know what I mean.
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Old 07-16-2013, 07:21 PM   #18
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Litsters can be complete tossers when it comes to new threads...if you know what I mean.
I'd like to be the cherry on his cake..if you know what I mean
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Old 07-16-2013, 07:23 PM   #19
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I'd like to be the cherry on his cake..if you know what I mean
I'd like to reshape her cosmos...if you know what I mean.
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Old 07-16-2013, 07:25 PM   #20
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Litsters can be complete tossers when it comes to new threads...if you know what I mean.
Thanks for the help... if you know what I mean.
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Old 07-16-2013, 07:31 PM   #21
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Thanks for the help... if you know what I mean.
No worries. I'm willing to give anyone a reach around...if you know what I mean.
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Old 07-16-2013, 07:31 PM   #22
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I don't know what you mean.
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Old 07-16-2013, 07:31 PM   #23
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Are you trying to tease? Cause that can be dirty if you know what I mean.
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Old 07-16-2013, 07:32 PM   #24
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No worries. I'm willing to give anyone a reach around...if you know what I mean.
I'll be burger king and you be Mcdonalds
I'll be doing it my way and you'll be lovin it
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Old 07-16-2013, 07:38 PM   #25
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I'd use all three of you like a Picasso...if you know what I mean.
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