King of wit with a nice undertone, perhaps more of an overtone of 'Master' material. You could be fun to play with.
You really should look into the sexy toy factory business-this and Oompa Loompas has me in stitches.
I like you, for no reason other than your witticisms and candor.
I happen to have tits, but most people don't notice them at first. (not because they are small, they are quite large). They notice my green eyes. I am told by many that people feel as though they can get lost in them. Once they assess the eyes, they notice the boobs.
Who am I fooling? I am a smart cookie with a very playful nature which fools people into thinking I am much younger than I really am.
So have you found your match or conquest?