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Old 09-29-2013, 04:56 PM   #51
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Hmmm, maybe I should develop a sexual IQ test.
I agree
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Old 11-11-2013, 06:10 PM   #52
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1. It's possible for a guy to have multiple orgasms.
True
False
2. What percentage of men in relationships always have an orgasm during sex?
75%
55%
95%
3. What is the average length of a hard penis?
5 to 6 inches
3 to 4 inches
6 inches
4. If a guy thrusts too hard he could break his penis.
True
False
5. Who daydreams more while getting it on?
Men
Women
6. In America, most people's number of sexual partners is in the single digits.
True
False
7. In some parts of the country, girls have to get approval from their parents before waxing down there.
False
True
8. The clitoris has twice as many nerve endings as the penis
False
True
9. "The bigger the feet, the bigger the meat."
False
True
10. Do guys have a G-Spot?
No
Yes
11. Intercourse burns as many calories as running a mile.
True
False
12. If a guy has a small flaccid penis, it won't be much larger when erect.
True
False
13. After the bedroom, what's the second most popular place couples get it on?
A public restroom
The car
14. Guys can fake orgasms too.
True
False
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Old 12-28-2013, 10:51 PM   #53
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Bump for me
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Old 12-28-2013, 11:31 PM   #54
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Nope I'm just all mammary glands and aereola
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Old 12-28-2013, 11:35 PM   #55
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Nope I'm just all mammary glands and aereola
I can work with that.
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Old 12-29-2013, 09:05 AM   #56
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Sunday morning bump, because I am feeling that good this morning.
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Old 12-29-2013, 08:01 PM   #57
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Sunday morning bump, because I am feeling that good this morning.
A Sunday evening bump for you, because I'm feeling good this evening!
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Old 01-03-2014, 07:30 AM   #58
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A Sunday evening bump for you, because I'm feeling good this evening!
Very kind of you.
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Old 01-03-2014, 07:47 AM   #59
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I think I'm more tits. Lol
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Old 01-03-2014, 01:39 PM   #60
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I think I'm more tits. Lol
Never sell your tits short of what you can use them to accomplish.
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Old 01-03-2014, 03:57 PM   #61
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I have both.
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Old 01-03-2014, 03:58 PM   #62
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Nope I'm just all mammary glands and aereola
good..thought it was just me...LOL
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Old 01-03-2014, 04:02 PM   #63
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I have both.
Medium sized tits and big wits or medium sized wits and big tits, oh, who am I kidding? I don't care, I'm male! :-)
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Old 01-03-2014, 04:54 PM   #64
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good..thought it was just me...LOL
I think you should prove it.

Just kidding.

Or am I?
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Old 01-04-2014, 05:33 AM   #65
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Tits and wits and funny bits…oh my! If you could entertain my mind and body then I think you would find me most agreeable.
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Old 01-04-2014, 05:52 AM   #66
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Hi.

My name is Linda I have medium tits but am told I am quite funny, PMS me!

I am a medical secretary for a private consultant
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Old 01-04-2014, 09:06 AM   #67
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Hi.

My name is Linda I have medium tits but am told I am quite funny, PMS me!

I am a medical secretary for a private consultant
PMS you? How is this possible?

For the OP ...

I have only the tit part, sorry!

Good luck in your search.

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Old 01-04-2014, 03:26 PM   #68
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PMS you? How is this possible?

For the OP ...

I have only the tit part, sorry!

Good luck in your search.

From reading some of your posts, I find you to be quite witty. You should never underestimate yourself.
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Old 01-04-2014, 10:19 PM   #69
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Tits and wits

I'm Danni and I have fanny!
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Old 01-04-2014, 10:39 PM   #70
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The title is just an attention grabber; and it must have worked because this ad has received over 1,000 views - Including you Thank you for the lovely reply.

I have to say, it's kind of hard being a guy on lit and finding a way of breaking through the crap of the personals section. Most men are like '27/m/horny - PM me. ' Women just have to put a giant F in the title and their inbox is filled within an hour or two.
Kudos to you for finding a most enjoyable way to break through the CRAP of the personals section. Yes, the title grabbed my attention - because it's so rare that guys posting online even seem to know what wit IS to begin with...much less make it a top priority when there are so many great tits out there to distract them. To be fair, same goes for a lot of girls - for so many chicks it seems that if the 'pen' is good enough then they don't care if there's a brain powering it (much less a witty one)! I'm one of the few that is attracted every bit as much (or more!) to the brain as to the physicality. Hope the docs are making progress in determining your prognosis. I'm no MD, so no help there, but I am a nurse...so please let me know if I could be of any assistance in providing any 'nursing interventions' while waiting for your diagnosis.
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Old 01-04-2014, 11:21 PM   #71
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Kudos to you for finding a most enjoyable way to break through the CRAP of the personals section. Yes, the title grabbed my attention - because it's so rare that guys posting online even seem to know what wit IS to begin with...much less make it a top priority when there are so many great tits out there to distract them. To be fair, same goes for a lot of girls - for so many chicks it seems that if the 'pen' is good enough then they don't care if there's a brain powering it (much less a witty one)! I'm one of the few that is attracted every bit as much (or more!) to the brain as to the physicality. Hope the docs are making progress in determining your prognosis. I'm no MD, so no help there, but I am a nurse...so please let me know if I could be of any assistance in providing any 'nursing interventions' while waiting for your diagnosis.
The pen is (metaphorically or euphemistically) mightier than the sword.
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Very kind of you.
Anytime
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Old 01-05-2014, 06:20 AM   #73
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Aren't you the sweetest.
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Old 01-05-2014, 07:47 AM   #74
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From reading some of your posts, I find you to be quite witty. You should never underestimate yourself.
Well now who is the sweet one.

I rarely underestimate anyone ....

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Well now who is the sweet one.

I rarely underestimate anyone ....

I sure do try, and I am sure you don't.
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