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Old 10-29-2014, 01:25 PM   #1
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I Took a Sick Day

And I feel wonderful.


Except, I started watching ultimate airports on NATGEO and I haven't made it to the store, yet.

And, I'm afraid beer thirty is fast approaching and will delay my pushback from the driveway.

And, I've always wondered why we park on a driveway?


Strange, that's what I need.
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Old 10-29-2014, 01:35 PM   #2
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And I feel wonderful.


Except, I started watching ultimate airports on NATGEO and I haven't made it to the store, yet.

And, I'm afraid beer thirty is fast approaching and will delay my pushback from the driveway.

And, I've always wondered why we park on a driveway?


Strange, that's what I need.
Why do you have to leave the driveway? Don't they deliver beer?
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Old 10-29-2014, 01:37 PM   #3
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And I feel wonderful.
I didn't know you had a job.

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Old 10-29-2014, 01:41 PM   #4
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Why do you have to leave the driveway? Don't they deliver beer?
You would think so, right?

I need coffee creamer too, so there's that.

I couldn't forgive them if they mixed those two up in a delivery.
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Old 10-29-2014, 01:44 PM   #5
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You would think so, right?

I need coffee creamer too, so there's that.

I couldn't forgive them if they mixed those two up in a delivery.
More vices?
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She sent me that in the mail.
"He felt you, and he took you with him everywhere. I think he took part of you with him to wherever he is now. That's part of why it hurts so much." Phelia on Byron to me.

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Old 10-29-2014, 01:44 PM   #6
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I didn't know you had a job.

I do, but I tend to get bored rather quickly.

At the present, I'm having to travel over most of the eastern portion of the U.S. and the people watching at airports is losing its allure.

It's like, if I work at one job too long, it would be like cutting grass or something for a living, know what I mean?
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Old 10-29-2014, 01:46 PM   #7
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More vices?
That is so strange you mentioned that.

I just left Miami last week and wore a faded yellow T-shirt with a sports jacket.




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Old 10-29-2014, 01:46 PM   #8
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I love throwing a sickie. Makes me feel naughty but often too scared to leave the house in case I'm spotted by a twat who will dob me in.
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I do, but I tend to get bored rather quickly.

At the present, I'm having to travel over most of the eastern portion of the U.S. and the people watching at airports is losing its allure.

It's like, if I work at one job too long, it would be like cutting grass or something for a living, know what I mean?
Yeah. I wouldn't ever want to live out of a suitcase though. No place like home.

By the way. When you get home....the grass needs cut.

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And I feel wonderful.


Except, I started watching ultimate airports on NATGEO and I haven't made it to the store, yet.

And, I'm afraid beer thirty is fast approaching and will delay my pushback from the driveway.

And, I've always wondered why we park on a driveway?


Strange, that's what I need.
Daytime JAJ


Nighttime JAJ
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Old 10-29-2014, 01:47 PM   #11
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I love throwing a sickie. Makes me feel naughty but often too scared to leave the house in case I'm spotted by a twat who will dob me in.
lol.....you talk funny.
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I love throwing a sickie. Makes me feel naughty but often too scared to leave the house in case I'm spotted by a twat who will dob me in.
The world is full of twats watching.


Fuckers.
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Old 10-29-2014, 01:50 PM   #13
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Yeah. I wouldn't ever want to live out of a suitcase though. No place like home.

By the way. When you get home....the grass needs cut.

Now that's funny.




They make people who cut grass.
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Old 10-29-2014, 01:51 PM   #14
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Daytime JAJ


Nighttime JAJ
You knew I was a Betty fucker.
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Old 10-29-2014, 01:55 PM   #15
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You knew I was a Betty fucker.
You couldn't afford Veronica.

Plus, Betty will let you put it in her butt if you're nice to her.
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Old 10-29-2014, 01:57 PM   #16
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You couldn't afford Veronica.

Plus, Betty will let you put it in her butt if you're nice to her.
I come from a long line of Betty Butt Fuckers.
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Old 10-29-2014, 02:01 PM   #17
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Awwwww, man.

Now Alaska State Troopers is on.

How do unemployed people ever break away from the TV to get a job is beyond me.
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Old 10-29-2014, 02:02 PM   #18
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Peoples Court is on then Judge Mathis.

Get with the program rookie.

I'd do Marilyn Milian up the butt.
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I love throwing a sickie. Makes me feel naughty but often too scared to leave the house in case I'm spotted by a twat who will dob me in.
That's what disguises are for. Don a wig and big shades, and you're set!
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Get with the program rookie.


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Old 10-29-2014, 02:04 PM   #21
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That's what disguises are for. Don a wig and big shades, and you're set!
I thought you told JAJ you weren't doing sets.
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Get with the program rookie.

I'd do Marilyn Milian up the butt.
Topless Marilyn Milian running away from Killswitch
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lol....thats sweet.

She's awesome.
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Old 10-29-2014, 02:37 PM   #24
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lol....thats sweet.

She's awesome.
The tongue sticking out is what makes it great.
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The tongue sticking out is what makes it great.
I could do without all the pop ups and shizzle....but it's manageable. I saved as.

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