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Old 10-29-2014, 12:25 PM   #1
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And I feel wonderful.


Except, I started watching ultimate airports on NATGEO and I haven't made it to the store, yet.

And, I'm afraid beer thirty is fast approaching and will delay my pushback from the driveway.

And, I've always wondered why we park on a driveway?


Strange, that's what I need.
Why do you have to leave the driveway? Don't they deliver beer?
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And I feel wonderful.
I didn't know you had a job.

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You would think so, right?

I need coffee creamer too, so there's that.

I couldn't forgive them if they mixed those two up in a delivery.
More vices?
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I love throwing a sickie. Makes me feel naughty but often too scared to leave the house in case I'm spotted by a twat who will dob me in.
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I do, but I tend to get bored rather quickly.

At the present, I'm having to travel over most of the eastern portion of the U.S. and the people watching at airports is losing its allure.

It's like, if I work at one job too long, it would be like cutting grass or something for a living, know what I mean?
Yeah. I wouldn't ever want to live out of a suitcase though. No place like home.

By the way. When you get home....the grass needs cut.

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And I feel wonderful.


Except, I started watching ultimate airports on NATGEO and I haven't made it to the store, yet.

And, I'm afraid beer thirty is fast approaching and will delay my pushback from the driveway.

And, I've always wondered why we park on a driveway?


Strange, that's what I need.
Daytime JAJ


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I love throwing a sickie. Makes me feel naughty but often too scared to leave the house in case I'm spotted by a twat who will dob me in.
lol.....you talk funny.
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You knew I was a Betty fucker.
You couldn't afford Veronica.

Plus, Betty will let you put it in her butt if you're nice to her.
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Peoples Court is on then Judge Mathis.

Get with the program rookie.

I'd do Marilyn Milian up the butt.
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I love throwing a sickie. Makes me feel naughty but often too scared to leave the house in case I'm spotted by a twat who will dob me in.
That's what disguises are for. Don a wig and big shades, and you're set!
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Get with the program rookie.

I'd do Marilyn Milian up the butt.
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lol....thats sweet.

She's awesome.
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lol....thats sweet.

She's awesome.
The tongue sticking out is what makes it great.
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The tongue sticking out is what makes it great.
I could do without all the pop ups and shizzle....but it's manageable. I saved as.

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