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11-14-2007, 10:37 AM
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intensive kinkster
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Go to your control panel and click on
Edit avatar
then follow the directions
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Kink Test Score 669
"I dinna do it!" Orchid Geronimo
unowned is a very lonely shawl to be covered with Dragons_davina
Hell yes I'm female and a Big Beautiful Wicked one to boot.. landi
don't let the past kidnap your future ~ Monica
George Carlin.. I love you and will miss you greatly
Seven Dirty Words
Shit - The bird shit on the statue.
Piss - I have to piss like a race horse.
Fuck - Fuck you.
Cunt - She has a rancid cunt.
Cocksucker - Go to hell, you cocksucker.
Motherfucker - You are a motherfucker.
Tits - Hey, nice tits.
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A Visit to Uncle Brett
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11-14-2007, 11:28 AM
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NeighborLady is offline
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Where do you find avatars?
I do NOT want to post my own picture.
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11-14-2007, 11:39 AM
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intensive kinkster
landiek is offline
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depends on what you want to use.. anime, a peice of artwork, something cute, an animal... it is your choice
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PROUD PLAYGROUNDER # 194
Kink Test Score 669
"I dinna do it!" Orchid Geronimo
unowned is a very lonely shawl to be covered with Dragons_davina
Hell yes I'm female and a Big Beautiful Wicked one to boot.. landi
don't let the past kidnap your future ~ Monica
George Carlin.. I love you and will miss you greatly
Seven Dirty Words
Shit - The bird shit on the statue.
Piss - I have to piss like a race horse.
Fuck - Fuck you.
Cunt - She has a rancid cunt.
Cocksucker - Go to hell, you cocksucker.
Motherfucker - You are a motherfucker.
Tits - Hey, nice tits.
My poetry
A Visit to Uncle Brett
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11-14-2007, 11:51 AM
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Your Cunning Linguist
Lance Hardrock is offline
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Originally Posted by NeighborLady
Where do you find avatars?
I do NOT want to post my own picture.
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There are various erotic avatar sites around. I just put into Google "erotic avatars" and it brings up many. Then just download the pic you want to your computer and upload it here per the directions in the control panel for LIT.
This one is one my favs, but I have others and change them from time to time.
No I have none of my actual face here. I got burned once for that about 10 years ago. Won't make that mistake again.
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11-14-2007, 11:52 AM
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Your Cunning Linguist
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Relative to incest, I have really only had two encounters. One with my cousin when we were young and another one with my sister-in-law. But I don't think that really counts as incest to have sex with your wife's sister. 
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The Purity Test
A Vicky Bee Peeper. A Sweet for Sweetone. A Horny Nurse Patient. A lovely Ling Licker. Ran's Official Body Guard. A Spark for Wildfyre. Enjoying it all. Gisella's Gazella boy. JustFrantastic. A Whspr in my ear. Member of the Lady Blue Crue. A Bodacious Salacious Lover. Joi's Boi Toi.
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11-14-2007, 12:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Lance Hardrock
There are various erotic avatar sites around. I just put into Google "erotic avatars" and it brings up many. Then just download the pic you want to your computer and upload it here per the directions in the control panel for LIT.
This one is one my favs, but I have others and change them from time to time.
No I have none of my actual face here. I got burned once for that about 10 years ago. Won't make that mistake again.
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11-14-2007, 01:11 PM
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Avatar
What do you think?
I like it.
It looks a little like me. I wish it was a lot like me.
I'm 5'2" - Her legs are much longer than mine.
I have Strawberry Blonde Hair - This is the one area I think I have her beat.
She is more "hourglass" shapely. But I bet she hasn't had threee kids. I don't look bad for a Middle-Aged MILF.
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11-14-2007, 01:44 PM
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Your Cunning Linguist
Lance Hardrock is offline
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Originally Posted by NeighborLady
What do you think?
I like it.
It looks a little like me. I wish it was a lot like me.
I'm 5'2" - Her legs are much longer than mine.
I have Strawberry Blonde Hair - This is the one area I think I have her beat.
She is more "hourglass" shapely. But I bet she hasn't had threee kids. I don't look bad for a Middle-Aged MILF.
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Hubba Hubba, that's one great looking av. Very classy and elegant, yet it says, cum fuck me stud.
Yea, you're definitely a MILF in my book. 
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The Purity Test
A Vicky Bee Peeper. A Sweet for Sweetone. A Horny Nurse Patient. A lovely Ling Licker. Ran's Official Body Guard. A Spark for Wildfyre. Enjoying it all. Gisella's Gazella boy. JustFrantastic. A Whspr in my ear. Member of the Lady Blue Crue. A Bodacious Salacious Lover. Joi's Boi Toi.
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11-14-2007, 02:05 PM
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NeighborLady is offline
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Originally Posted by Lance Hardrock
Hubba Hubba, that's one great looking av. Very classy and elegant, yet it says, cum fuck me stud.
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Thanks you. Lance.
The av apparently says what I want it to say, "CUM Fuck me, STUD!!!" |
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11-14-2007, 04:09 PM
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Thanks you. Lance.
The av apparently says what I want it to say, "CUM Fuck me, STUD!!!"
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Good lesson from Lance - no matter what picture he puts up I'm like "I want to play!" |
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11-14-2007, 05:57 PM
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Your Cunning Linguist
Lance Hardrock is offline
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Originally Posted by NeighborLady
Thanks you. Lance.
The av apparently says what I want it to say, "CUM Fuck me, STUD!!!"
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Originally Posted by Plesmone
Good lesson from Lance - no matter what picture he puts up I'm like "I want to play!"
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Ladies, ladies, there's plenty of me for both of you.  
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A Vicky Bee Peeper. A Sweet for Sweetone. A Horny Nurse Patient. A lovely Ling Licker. Ran's Official Body Guard. A Spark for Wildfyre. Enjoying it all. Gisella's Gazella boy. JustFrantastic. A Whspr in my ear. Member of the Lady Blue Crue. A Bodacious Salacious Lover. Joi's Boi Toi.
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11-14-2007, 07:08 PM
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Originally Posted by NeighborLady
What do you think?
I like it.
It looks a little like me. I wish it was a lot like me.
I'm 5'2" - Her legs are much longer than mine.
I have Strawberry Blonde Hair - This is the one area I think I have her beat.
She is more "hourglass" shapely. But I bet she hasn't had threee kids. I don't look bad for a Middle-Aged MILF.
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Omygosh... You're giving me lovely fantasies. I've made love with one very sexy tall woman in my day, but the absolute hottest I've known is 4'10" tall and a MILF many times over. She's still youthful in appearance in her fifties, apparently due to keeping up with her kids. Never thought it possible before, but I've really become attached to that round little baby belly of hers. Wish that I could find more like her to spread the happy lust around a bit more. There's something to the argument that a woman who voluntarily brings children into the world must love sex and life itself... without necessarily separating the two. |
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11-15-2007, 03:19 AM
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Witty-provocative-naughty
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Avatars
Well, I'm now officially 48. wow.
Avatars can also be changed frequently, I change mine around all the time. As to posting a picture of myself, I've done it with zero problems, but I have yet to encounter anyone from LIT who lives where I do.
Just letting you know another new one of mine [ yep, 2 in a week ] "Anna's Adventure" is up and ready for reading. It's another one in the "Heather and Bryan" series that some of my readers like.
BrettJ
Writer / Birthday Boy / Sensualist
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11-15-2007, 04:09 AM
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bimale4cplsintn is offline
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My personal experiences
I knew a woman who told me that she had fucked a guy & his son while on vacation. She also followed me outside her house one night while her husband was inside, pushed me up against a wall & deep kissed my while playing with my cock.
I knew a guy who had a MMF threesome with his dad & a chick they had just met (again while on vacation).
When I was a younger man I had an aunt ask me to slow dance with her. When we did she rubbed her breasts against my chest, when she saw that my reaction was favorable she started humping her cunt against my by now rock hard cock. Unfortunately, that was as far as it went.
I also had a really hot fuckbuddy who, while I was fucking her asked me if I would have a 3some with her & her sister. unfortunately she moved away with her regular boyfriend before we could make it happen.
Last but not least, I have to this day allways wanted to fuck my ex mother in law (Who just happens to be single now!). Most of all I would love to savour the taste & aroma of her cunt. I spoke to her on the phone recently & my cock stayed hard throughout the conversation.
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11-15-2007, 10:57 AM
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Samael is offline
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Originally Posted by NeighborLady
What do you think?
I like it.
It looks a little like me. I wish it was a lot like me.
I'm 5'2" - Her legs are much longer than mine.
I have Strawberry Blonde Hair - This is the one area I think I have her beat.
She is more "hourglass" shapely. But I bet she hasn't had threee kids. I don't look bad for a Middle-Aged MILF.
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Love the AV, very sexy and does you justice, but I have to admit me and my cock are loving your description.
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11-15-2007, 12:09 PM
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Originally Posted by NeighborLady
Thanks you. Lance.
The av apparently says what I want it to say, "CUM Fuck me, STUD!!!"
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Very nice AV, but whenever I see anybody in a tophat for some reason I always think of Slash from Guns n' roses.
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11-15-2007, 03:02 PM
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Originally Posted by bimale4cplsintn
I knew a woman who told me that she had fucked a guy & his son while on vacation. She also followed me outside her house one night while her husband was inside, pushed me up against a wall & deep kissed my while playing with my cock.
I knew a guy who had a MMF threesome with his dad & a chick they had just met (again while on vacation).
When I was a younger man I had an aunt ask me to slow dance with her. When we did she rubbed her breasts against my chest, when she saw that my reaction was favorable she started humping her cunt against my by now rock hard cock. Unfortunately, that was as far as it went.
I also had a really hot fuckbuddy who, while I was fucking her asked me if I would have a 3some with her & her sister. unfortunately she moved away with her regular boyfriend before we could make it happen.
Last but not least, I have to this day allways wanted to fuck my ex mother in law (Who just happens to be single now!). Most of all I would love to savour the taste & aroma of her cunt. I spoke to her on the phone recently & my cock stayed hard throughout the conversation.
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Well, I'd say that you need to go after tha ex-mother-in-law!! You are not in the family anymore, so what difference does it make?
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You don't know what lonesome is-- until IT is carved in stone.
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11-15-2007, 03:12 PM
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Well, I'd say that you need to go after tha ex-mother-in-law!! You are not in the family anymore, so what difference does it make?
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11-15-2007, 03:16 PM
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That's what I thought! An ex-mother-in-law is just another woman, you know. |
You might even hit it a lick and Say "This is for your daughter" (maybe to yourself)
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CHAOS RULES WHEN GOOD MEN DO NOTHING!!!!
Here is the price of freedom:
Your every drop of courage, ounce of pain,
pint of blood...... Paid in advance!
You don't know what lonesome is-- until IT is carved in stone.
"A man is NOT rich by what he HAS, Rather he is rich by what he IS"
I was a Soldier, I am a Soldier, I will always be a Soldier!
REDNECK----AND PROUD OF IT!!!
View my stories here .... http://english.literotica.com/storie...ge=submissions
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11-15-2007, 03:18 PM
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barebacknubianf is offline
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You might even hit it a lick and Say "This is for your daughter" (maybe to yourself)
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Hehe....the best time for saying things like that is just as he's got his cock inside her and her orgasm just *peaks*.... |
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11-15-2007, 04:00 PM
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landiek is offline
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HEY I DREW LUCKY 13 *grins*
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PROUD PLAYGROUNDER # 194
Kink Test Score 669
"I dinna do it!" Orchid Geronimo
unowned is a very lonely shawl to be covered with Dragons_davina
Hell yes I'm female and a Big Beautiful Wicked one to boot.. landi
don't let the past kidnap your future ~ Monica
George Carlin.. I love you and will miss you greatly
Seven Dirty Words
Shit - The bird shit on the statue.
Piss - I have to piss like a race horse.
Fuck - Fuck you.
Cunt - She has a rancid cunt.
Cocksucker - Go to hell, you cocksucker.
Motherfucker - You are a motherfucker.
Tits - Hey, nice tits.
My poetry
A Visit to Uncle Brett
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11-15-2007, 04:12 PM
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Your Cunning Linguist
Lance Hardrock is offline
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HEY I DREW LUCKY 13 *grins*
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Hmmm, Lucky 13? I'm not sure I get it, but there's always room for another beautiful lady. So cum on down. 
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11-15-2007, 08:45 PM
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Hehe....the best time for saying things like that is just as he's got his cock inside her and her orgasm just *peaks*.... |
Good advice there but I think I would have to say all my nasty, suggestive, teasing, manipulating lines right at that moment just before she peaks, when she really NEEDS TO & will probably do or say anything because I hold the key to her orgasm peaking!
In short that brief moment in time when she becomes, "My Bitch"!!!
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11-15-2007, 09:34 PM
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landiek is offline
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13 is my lucky number and I love it too
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PROUD PLAYGROUNDER # 194
Kink Test Score 669
"I dinna do it!" Orchid Geronimo
unowned is a very lonely shawl to be covered with Dragons_davina
Hell yes I'm female and a Big Beautiful Wicked one to boot.. landi
don't let the past kidnap your future ~ Monica
George Carlin.. I love you and will miss you greatly
Seven Dirty Words
Shit - The bird shit on the statue.
Piss - I have to piss like a race horse.
Fuck - Fuck you.
Cunt - She has a rancid cunt.
Cocksucker - Go to hell, you cocksucker.
Motherfucker - You are a motherfucker.
Tits - Hey, nice tits.
My poetry
A Visit to Uncle Brett
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11-16-2007, 01:13 AM
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Witty-provocative-naughty
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Past 48
Well, the 48th birthday has come and gone [ although I have one more celebration on Saturday ]
As usual, my family failed to do much of anything, my brother forgetting [ or missing ] the occasion. Which bugs the shit out of me, as our birthdays are only 10 days apart [ for you Brits, his is on Guy Fawkes day ]
My oldest friend missed it, something he's NEVER done.
My one friend gave me a cool / neat gift though [ he comes up with some lulus - not always practical, but neat for the most part ]
He got me an autographed [ he stood in line to get it autographed ] picture of Adam West. Yes, that Adam West.
The photo shows Adam [ as Batman ] holding a bomb in a scene from the original Batman movie which has my all-time favorite movie lines ever ....
"Some days, you just can't rid of a bomb".
Boy, is that ever true at times.
Hi to all.
BrettJ
Writer / Creator / Studmuppet
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