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05-17-2006, 09:22 AM
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From BrettJ in the early AM
Hiya LANDIEK hon. Your Uncle needs a shower. Wanna jump in and wash my back? Or other parts?
NIP, I believe that once someone is of a consenting age, as long as no one is getting hurt, their sex lives are their own business. For those who have them, anyway.
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05-17-2006, 11:23 AM
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Originally Posted by Corbie
Tits full of milk always get me hard. I dream of taking someone's milk as it squirts from her heavy tits and and filling a glass with it, and then jerking off into the glass and watching her drink the cum milkshake.
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WOW!!! A cun milkshake with your sisters milk. That sounds interesting and yummy..........Lickit123
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05-17-2006, 12:21 PM
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landiek is offline
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Originally Posted by BrettJ
Hiya LANDIEK hon. Your Uncle needs a shower. Wanna jump in and wash my back? Or other parts?
NIP, I believe that once someone is of a consenting age, as long as no one is getting hurt, their sex lives are their own business. For those who have them, anyway.
BrettJ
Writer / Creator / Studmuppet
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*strips fast and helps in the shower using her 44DD tits as soapy sponges*
Like this?
* squats down and orally cleans those "special parts"*  
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unowned is a very lonely shawl to be covered with Dragons_davina
Hell yes I'm female and a Big Beautiful Wicked one to boot.. landi
don't let the past kidnap your future ~ Monica
George Carlin.. I love you and will miss you greatly
Seven Dirty Words
Shit - The bird shit on the statue.
Piss - I have to piss like a race horse.
Fuck - Fuck you.
Cunt - She has a rancid cunt.
Cocksucker - Go to hell, you cocksucker.
Motherfucker - You are a motherfucker.
Tits - Hey, nice tits.
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05-17-2006, 02:57 PM
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Originally Posted by landiek
ohhhhhh now that is sweet pain....
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I know, fun isn't it sis? *grins and kisses your breasts*
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05-17-2006, 03:45 PM
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Originally Posted by landiek
*strips fast and helps in the shower using her 44DD tits as soapy sponges*
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goodlord... 44dd?? |
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05-17-2006, 06:30 PM
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Seeing as you are all my friends, I will share with you the newest information in my life. While having amazing sex with my boyfriend last night, I got hurt. I pulled/popped/did soemthing to my hip, I went to the doctors today and I can't have sex for a month while it heals. And my boyfriend, alll he can do is laugh about it like it wasn't his fault. And i'ts not like we were doing anything kinky, it was plain old missionary sex. You may be asking why it was amazing, we've been fighting since April and we finally made up and resolved our issues and it was amazing make up sex. I get hurt and he laughs, oh hes so lucky I love him, otherwise his ass would be hurting right now.
so that's my new and intresting news. ty all for *listening* you may ignore me now lol
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E·lec·tra com·plex (plural E·lec·tra com·plex·es) noun_ psychoanalysis_daughter’s supposed attraction to her father:_a daughter’s unconscious unresolved sexual attraction to her father. The term itself has now been rejected by most theorists.
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05-17-2006, 06:41 PM
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Witty-provocative-naughty
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From BrettJ
Exactly like that LANDIEK hon.
I think everyone has had one "hurt during sex" story ELEXTRA, but I am sorry you're hurt now. Feel better soon.
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05-18-2006, 11:51 AM
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intensive kinkster
landiek is offline
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Originally Posted by lord_bob
I know, fun isn't it sis? *grins and kisses your breasts*
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Mmmmmm ... meet me after classes today.. I have a milk cravin'
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"I dinna do it!" Orchid Geronimo
unowned is a very lonely shawl to be covered with Dragons_davina
Hell yes I'm female and a Big Beautiful Wicked one to boot.. landi
don't let the past kidnap your future ~ Monica
George Carlin.. I love you and will miss you greatly
Seven Dirty Words
Shit - The bird shit on the statue.
Piss - I have to piss like a race horse.
Fuck - Fuck you.
Cunt - She has a rancid cunt.
Cocksucker - Go to hell, you cocksucker.
Motherfucker - You are a motherfucker.
Tits - Hey, nice tits.
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05-18-2006, 12:38 PM
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lord_bob is offline
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Originally Posted by landiek
Mmmmmm ... meet me after classes today.. I have a milk cravin'
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*kisses your nipples* so do I
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05-18-2006, 02:12 PM
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landiek is offline
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Originally Posted by lord_bob
*kisses your nipples* so do I |
ohhhhhhh where doth your mind wander
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PROUD PLAYGROUNDER # 194
Kink Test Score 669
"I dinna do it!" Orchid Geronimo
unowned is a very lonely shawl to be covered with Dragons_davina
Hell yes I'm female and a Big Beautiful Wicked one to boot.. landi
don't let the past kidnap your future ~ Monica
George Carlin.. I love you and will miss you greatly
Seven Dirty Words
Shit - The bird shit on the statue.
Piss - I have to piss like a race horse.
Fuck - Fuck you.
Cunt - She has a rancid cunt.
Cocksucker - Go to hell, you cocksucker.
Motherfucker - You are a motherfucker.
Tits - Hey, nice tits.
My poetry
A Visit to Uncle Brett
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05-18-2006, 02:17 PM
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intensive kinkster
landiek is offline
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Originally Posted by Elextra
Seeing as you are all my friends, I will share with you the newest information in my life. While having amazing sex with my boyfriend last night, I got hurt. I pulled/popped/did soemthing to my hip, I went to the doctors today and I can't have sex for a month while it heals. And my boyfriend, alll he can do is laugh about it like it wasn't his fault. And i'ts not like we were doing anything kinky, it was plain old missionary sex. You may be asking why it was amazing, we've been fighting since April and we finally made up and resolved our issues and it was amazing make up sex. I get hurt and he laughs, oh hes so lucky I love him, otherwise his ass would be hurting right now.
so that's my new and intresting news. ty all for *listening* you may ignore me now lol |
I'll kep you in my prayers for a speedy recovery... however Mr Chuckles can wait on you hand and foot while you recover too
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PROUD PLAYGROUNDER # 194
Kink Test Score 669
"I dinna do it!" Orchid Geronimo
unowned is a very lonely shawl to be covered with Dragons_davina
Hell yes I'm female and a Big Beautiful Wicked one to boot.. landi
don't let the past kidnap your future ~ Monica
George Carlin.. I love you and will miss you greatly
Seven Dirty Words
Shit - The bird shit on the statue.
Piss - I have to piss like a race horse.
Fuck - Fuck you.
Cunt - She has a rancid cunt.
Cocksucker - Go to hell, you cocksucker.
Motherfucker - You are a motherfucker.
Tits - Hey, nice tits.
My poetry
A Visit to Uncle Brett
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05-18-2006, 02:20 PM
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intensive kinkster
landiek is offline
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Originally Posted by BrettJ
Exactly like that LANDIEK hon.
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*wriggles butt for show and works on perfecting the "Deep Throat" techinque
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PROUD PLAYGROUNDER # 194
Kink Test Score 669
"I dinna do it!" Orchid Geronimo
unowned is a very lonely shawl to be covered with Dragons_davina
Hell yes I'm female and a Big Beautiful Wicked one to boot.. landi
don't let the past kidnap your future ~ Monica
George Carlin.. I love you and will miss you greatly
Seven Dirty Words
Shit - The bird shit on the statue.
Piss - I have to piss like a race horse.
Fuck - Fuck you.
Cunt - She has a rancid cunt.
Cocksucker - Go to hell, you cocksucker.
Motherfucker - You are a motherfucker.
Tits - Hey, nice tits.
My poetry
A Visit to Uncle Brett
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05-18-2006, 02:56 PM
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Originally Posted by landiek
ohhhhhhh where doth your mind wander
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my mind wanders to the thoughts of my sister with milk in her lovely breasts* bites on your nipples playfully*
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05-18-2006, 02:58 PM
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brothers!
me and my twin brother used to wank each other up to our teens--we both enjoyed it!---he sucked me once 
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05-18-2006, 03:07 PM
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me and my twin brother used to wank each other up to our teens--we both enjoyed it!---he sucked me once |
thats hot!!
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05-18-2006, 05:00 PM
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I just wanted to let you incest lovers know that I'm still praying for your degenerate souls.
Peace be upon you, may you see the error of your despicable ways.
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05-18-2006, 05:06 PM
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Originally Posted by ZZChief
I just wanted to let you incest lovers know that I'm still praying for your degenerate souls.
Peace be upon you, may you see the error of your despicable ways.
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good thing I don't have a soul :0
I think I'll just stay here and enjoy my worngful ways 
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05-18-2006, 07:28 PM
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Originally Posted by ZZChief
I just wanted to let you incest lovers know that I'm still praying for your degenerate souls.
Peace be upon you, may you see the error of your despicable ways.
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And I'm praying you get a life kid, go back to your church full of kiddie molesting priests and stay the hell outta this thread if you don't like what you read. In fact, if God found you used this message board then you must be on a one way trip to Hell yourself. Besides, Adam and Eve have kids, so who they gonna procreate with to create the human race if incest is wrong and forbidden? Hmm? Got no answer huh church boy?
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05-18-2006, 08:21 PM
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landiek is offline
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Originally Posted by lord_bob
my mind wanders to the thoughts of my sister with milk in her lovely breasts* bites on your nipples playfully*
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Scamp
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Kink Test Score 669
"I dinna do it!" Orchid Geronimo
unowned is a very lonely shawl to be covered with Dragons_davina
Hell yes I'm female and a Big Beautiful Wicked one to boot.. landi
don't let the past kidnap your future ~ Monica
George Carlin.. I love you and will miss you greatly
Seven Dirty Words
Shit - The bird shit on the statue.
Piss - I have to piss like a race horse.
Fuck - Fuck you.
Cunt - She has a rancid cunt.
Cocksucker - Go to hell, you cocksucker.
Motherfucker - You are a motherfucker.
Tits - Hey, nice tits.
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A Visit to Uncle Brett
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05-18-2006, 08:23 PM
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landiek is offline
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Originally Posted by ZZChief
I just wanted to let you incest lovers know that I'm still praying for your degenerate souls.
Peace be upon you, may you see the error of your despicable ways.
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Why thank you for contributing to MY Apache prayer circle
Now what problem was it that brought you to Literotica?
oh and as for despicable.... the good book says "Judge not least ye be judged."
Have a blessed day 
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PROUD PLAYGROUNDER # 194
Kink Test Score 669
"I dinna do it!" Orchid Geronimo
unowned is a very lonely shawl to be covered with Dragons_davina
Hell yes I'm female and a Big Beautiful Wicked one to boot.. landi
don't let the past kidnap your future ~ Monica
George Carlin.. I love you and will miss you greatly
Seven Dirty Words
Shit - The bird shit on the statue.
Piss - I have to piss like a race horse.
Fuck - Fuck you.
Cunt - She has a rancid cunt.
Cocksucker - Go to hell, you cocksucker.
Motherfucker - You are a motherfucker.
Tits - Hey, nice tits.
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A Visit to Uncle Brett
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05-18-2006, 08:30 PM
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From Uncle B
*kisses LANDIEK's wet pussy as a form of greeting*
While I respect the beliefs and viewpoints of others, I don't like being preached at in my own "home".
We will continue to move on people, okay?
BrettJ
Author / Keeping an eye on things / Sensualist
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05-18-2006, 08:35 PM
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Originally Posted by Dazz Hetfield
And I'm praying you get a life kid, go back to your church full of kiddie molesting priests and stay the hell outta this thread if you don't like what you read. In fact, if God found you used this message board then you must be on a one way trip to Hell yourself. Besides, Adam and Eve have kids, so who they gonna procreate with to create the human race if incest is wrong and forbidden? Hmm? Got no answer huh church boy?
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Kiddie molesting priests?
I'm not even Catholic you moronic asshole. Get your denomination straight if you're literate enough.
The Lord also created other humans after Adam and Eve in order to procreate. You wouldn't know what Scripture was if it came down from the sky and hit your empty head. |
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05-18-2006, 08:37 PM
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ZZChief is offline
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Judge not least ye be judged.
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Originally Posted by landiek
Why thank you for contributing to MY Apache prayer circle
Now what problem was it that brought you to Literotica?
oh and as for despicable.... the good book says "Judge not least ye be judged."
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A common phrase. Cheapened and overused by the wrongdoers.
The Apaches are a noble people. May God hear your prayer circle. |
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05-18-2006, 08:39 PM
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BrettJ is offline
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"Flaming"
zzchief, "flaming" is not allowed on this site, which means fighting or posting to cause arguments. You have said your opinion, we have said ours. You are not going to change anyone's mind, so please, leave.
Should this continue, you will be removed from the site. We will contact the people who own LIT and request this be done.
No children are being molested here, everyone is a consenting adult. Get YOUR facts straight.
BrettJ
Writer / Moving On / Sensualist
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05-18-2006, 08:43 PM
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ZZChief is offline
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Originally Posted by BrettJ
zzchief, "flaming" is not allowed on this site, which means fighting or posting to cause arguments.
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You've never seen the General Board then 
I never said children were being molested. Dudd Hatefield is the one who mentioned kiddie molesting priests.
Indeed though, I have said my piece. I am leaving the inhabitants of this thread to their devices. |
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