Old 09-17-2005, 11:17 AM   #12626
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Khan-E thanks for the ideas, I've got to work on a new poem.


Recently Rodney Crowell wrote a song entitled, "Making Memories of Us", which contains some of the most erotic and romatic lyrics of any song I've heard in a long time. Keith Urban recorded a version of it and took it to number 1 on the country charts. But the version by Rodneey and The (Notorious) Cherry Bombs, on the CD, "The(Nototrious) Cherry Bombs" is better.

One line says, "If there's life after this, I'll be there to greet you with a warm, wet kiss".

That sort of love and sensuality fits my desires for an after-life.
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Old 09-17-2005, 11:21 AM   #12627
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I'd be happy to procure the parts for a prototype self-energized personal vibrator toy (say that three times fast - no fair trying to use one while saying it though), but I think first we need to conduct a survey on the proof of concept. I'll buy the flashlight(s) for any of our delightful young ladies who wants to report on how bright they can get the light to glow by exercizing them in and out of their wettest place. And they can also comment on shape and size. The end is rounded like a bit of a ball - I don't remember if there is a ribbed end or if it is smooth though. I guess that would make quite a difference. Since I live not too far from the Adam and Eve factory, we need to get the idea documented and then maybe they'd be interested in applying the technology to current molds. Of course for the sake of science, there should be one or more witnesses to the trials, verifying such things as the amount of time it takes for the device to cause the first orgasm, how many orgasms they can produce, how strong, what the test subject tastes like before and after, whether or not they can get home without molesting the witness, which motels are closest to the test laboratory, etc.

I'd LUV to try such a flashlight. Even if it didn't glow any brighter, a dildo of such design would be delightful. I'd want the end rounded, then a few wide ribs.

MMMmmm!!! Just thinking about it is exciting.

I wouldn't mind witnesses. I enjoy being watched. (Check out "The Exhibitionist In Me" thread somewhere in the Playground.)
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Old 09-17-2005, 11:23 AM   #12628
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Good morning all. Last night was one big party, and this morning is one big after party cleanup/trying not to die. Hope everybody is enjoying their weekend as much as I am!
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Care to share any deTAILs of that party? Any sex?!

I am a nosy older sister, aren't I?
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Old 09-17-2005, 11:27 AM   #12629
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Recently Rodney Crowell wrote a song entitled, "Making Memories of Us", which contains some of the most erotic and romatic lyrics of any song I've heard in a long time. Keith Urban recorded a version of it and took it to number 1 on the country charts. But the version by Rodney and The (Notorious) Cherry Bombs, on the CD, "The(Nototrious) Cherry Bombs" is better.

One line says, "If there's life after this, I'll be there to greet you with a warm, wet kiss".

That sort of love and sensuality fits my desires for an after-life.

Also on "The (Notrious) Cherry Bombs" CD is one of the funniest country songs to emerge recently, "It's Hard to Kiss the Lips at Night that Chew Your Ass Out All Day Long".

The CD is worth the price if you can find it.

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Old 09-17-2005, 12:37 PM   #12630
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Care to share any deTAILs of that party? Any sex?!

I am a nosy older sister, aren't I?
Yes you are, but I LUV it that way Yes, there was sex. Lots of sex. And it was GOOD too!
Don't worry Daddy, cousins, uncles, sisters...I always have room for more!
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Old 09-17-2005, 12:52 PM   #12631
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Mary - hello there, hope you're having a good day. For some reason, despite the avatar you use, I keep thinking pink when I read your posts - strawberry pink, you know, like when you smash a lot of strawberries and whip them up with lots of whipped cream.

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Old 09-17-2005, 01:57 PM   #12632
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You feel that wishes do come true???

Do to some relationship changes, having had the past week off, and most of all boredom I have just really started to play/post here on Lit. So, yesterday morning I came across this tread and made a post about how I caught my Aunt changing... This is a true story of what happened a few hours later… I almost didn’t post this, but I figure maybe someday if things keep going this well I will show it to my Aunt. Yes, I know this may not be the best story... A) I am very nervous. B) I am not a writer.

I bought a house in the Chicago area about a year ago. More than enough room since I live alone, this also worked out well for my Aunt. She is drug rep. and has many clients in this area but, lives more in Central IL area. After I moved I told her that she could stay here as needed so she would not have to drive back home after a long day or keep getting a hotel for a night. The biggest plus of this was I get to see more of my Aunt. Well having the day off I thought I would do some posting on Lit and watch some porn, what better way to spend a day off! Well, my aunt thought she would stop by to relax for a bit and grab a bite to eat. Now normally she would call and let me know but since it was the middle of the day she figured I would be at work.

Here I am sitting on my couch watching a porno that is about half way into a really good sex scene, and yes… I happen to have my friend in my hand and was working it rather well. Like most men when a porno is on, a bomb could have gone off and I would not have noticed… Well I did notice my Aunt when she was standing just in the door way; now I would not say I lost my erection completely. But, it went down A LOT! I was mortified. Her first words have not stopped echoing though my head “don’t let me stop you. You look like you are having fun.” I could not move, I was just in complete shock. She then moved over to the couch and sat next to me. It was at this point I started to reach for a near by blanket, only to have my hand slapped. She told me it had been awhile since she watched a porno, and proceeds to lift up here skirt, move aside her panties, and rub her clit. I was still in shock and now of course I am looking at her and not the TV; needless to say my erection started to come back to life. She looks at me, deer in headlights look still going on, and then laughs and says “looks like someone is coming back to life, but maybe you could use some help”. As she wrapped her hand around my hard cock I felt a jolt run though me, I almost lost it right then and there. It was finally after what seemed like a life time that I spoke….“Oh God”. Again she laughed and asked me if this was good. I told her “God yes and please don’t stop!” To which she asked if I could help her since her hand were full with my cock and balls. But, before I could reply to her some pre-come started to come out of the tip of my cock; she looked down smiled and licked it off. It was at this point I started to come to my senses, and realize my Aunt was giving me a blowjob. But, before I could let her finish I need to do something that I have always want to do… kiss her not as a Aunt but as a lover! The kiss which started out as sensual quickly turned to lust full. As we broke our kiss she said “You have wanted this for awhile, haven’t you?” I was told to lean back and enjoy… who am I to argue with my Aunt? Now I have had 5 girlfriends, all but one has liked or loved to give head. This was the best I have ever had by far! I knew I was not going to last much longer if she kept this up. And, I was not ready to end this moment in my life! I asked her if I could do something for her. I told her I wanted to lick her pussy… I then found out something I would have never guessed she, in 21 years of marriage and 44 years of life, has never had her pussy eaten. All I could do was smile and start. Now I LOVE to eat pussy, everything from the feel, the smell, and of course the taste is great. So, I proceed to lick, suck and probe her with my tongue. I have heard of women squirting or gushing but never had them do that… until now. All I can say is WOW… I think I enjoyed it almost as much as she did, LOL. After a brief rest she leaned up and kissed me. Then as if a look if OMG she smiles and says “I didn’t finish you!” I am happy to say she brought me right back to the point I was at just awhile before; then just as I was nearing my release she stopped and told me since I got to taste her she wanted to taste me. To be honest I would not have been the least bit upset at this point if she told me she didn’t swallow or even take it in the mouth, so hearing this and then feeling her mouth and tongue once more on my cock sent me right over the edge.

As we sat on the couch and held each other I could not help but think this has to be the all time best day of my life. But, to be honest, I was also thinking oh shit this is my Aunt! I could kinda tell she was thinking the same thing. So, we both decided that for right now this was far enough to go. Now, I don’t know about her, but I hope that we do this again and I hope we go father. If a blowjob was this good I have to think sex will be GREAT.
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Old 09-17-2005, 05:12 PM   #12633
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Quite yummy - and good for the skin, too. Does that make sense to you, Dazz?
Makes a lot of sense

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Old 09-17-2005, 05:22 PM   #12634
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What a great story...what an even better week for you...I hope you get the opportunity to explore further...and please let us know if you do...
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Old 09-17-2005, 05:29 PM   #12635
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Hi everyone. May not be on much today, family commitment [ some of it sad ] and a few other things to handle.

ffreak, thanks for the encouragement and swimmer, good story. Why don't you approach her again, gently, see where it goes? Good luck.

MONTREALGIRL baby, nice to see you, you too BLUEFIREDRAGON.

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Old 09-17-2005, 05:30 PM   #12636
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Old 09-17-2005, 05:32 PM   #12637
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MONTREALGIRL baby, nice to see you
Nice to see you too Uncle B...hope your weekend goes well...

I am wearing my blue and green thong for you in my AV now...perhaps that helps a little?
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Old 09-17-2005, 05:33 PM   #12638
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Well I have another week of vacation left... I do want to approach her but, don't want to rush into sex and then end up pushing her away. That is my BIGGIST fear right now.
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Old 09-17-2005, 05:39 PM   #12639
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Old 09-17-2005, 05:42 PM   #12640
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Well I have another week of vacation left... I do want to approach her but, don't want to rush into sex and then end up pushing her away. That is my BIGGIST fear right now.
How about inviting her to share a somewhat "romantic" dinner and seeing what happens? Or even just a nice kiss and see if it leads anywhere?

Our other members might have an idea or two as well.

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Old 09-17-2005, 06:08 PM   #12642
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You know i always want what you offer sweetie
I know hunny and the feeling is most definitely mutual. So if I offered some strawberry ice cream and chocolate sauce.........
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Old 09-17-2005, 06:20 PM   #12643
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Now, I don’t know about her, but I hope that we do this again and I hope we go father. If a blowjob was this good I have to think sex will be GREAT.
And I join others on this thread hoping you'll tell us what happens next. Good luck!!!
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Old 09-17-2005, 06:55 PM   #12644
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I am a nosy older sister, aren't I?

Up for some roleplay KHAN-E ??
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Old 09-17-2005, 07:56 PM   #12645
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I know hunny and the feeling is most definitely mutual. So if I offered some strawberry ice cream and chocolate sauce.........

I`d say yes
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Old 09-17-2005, 08:02 PM   #12646
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Good, I hoped you'd say that. We don't need spoons

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Old 09-17-2005, 08:13 PM   #12647
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Good morning all. Last night was one big party, and this morning is one big after party cleanup/trying not to die. Hope everybody is enjoying their weekend as much as I am!
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Now that is a party I would have loved to have been at. I would've pounced on you in a second, sis, grabbing you by the waist and just pulling you up against me, kissing and biting your neck in front of everyone - and to hell with what they might think of us!

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Old 09-18-2005, 01:33 AM   #12648
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I've always had a thing for my sister when we were growing up, but was never bold enough to do anything about it. Now, after reading all these stories and posts, I regret not doing anything. She's about 5'7, dark, striaght hair, green eyes, and i wish i knew exact measurements, but she has some nice sized breasts and a very thin waist.

Most of the time i jerk off, i'm imagining what it would be like to fuck her. And those are the best orgasms i have. i've never been ashamed of these thoughts, but this is the first time i've openly expressed them.

So, is this normal? What can i do about it?
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WEL-CUM to our thread avidwriter.

What is "normal" to one may not be to another. You are hurting no one by having thoughts and you'll come to see that if you stick around.

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Old 09-18-2005, 02:09 AM   #12650
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Brett, You have some really good stories.
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