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Old 05-21-2013, 11:07 PM   #1
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Have Your Cake....and Eat It, Too

I'm Cake Whore #1.....sit down and have a piece.

Pie lovers can suck it.
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Old 05-21-2013, 11:11 PM   #2
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(Waiting for the pie attack)

Ooh look. Cake.

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Old 05-21-2013, 11:11 PM   #3
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lol.. you girls are cracking me up...

*sorry but I do prefer pie.. although I make some mean cakes!*
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Old 05-21-2013, 11:11 PM   #4
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I'm Cake Whore #1.....sit down and have a piece.

Pie lovers can suck it.
You need some humble pie! Whore!!
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Old 05-21-2013, 11:12 PM   #5
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Old 05-21-2013, 11:13 PM   #6
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The tarty bitch can eat it! Lol!

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Old 05-21-2013, 11:14 PM   #7
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lol.. you girls are cracking me up...

*sorry but I do prefer pie.. although I make some mean cakes!*
You're welcome, anyway, Newbie!


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Mmmmmmm! Thank you!

See, Blu? Cake rules! Bwahahahaha!
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Old 05-21-2013, 11:17 PM   #8
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Cake does rule. Nothing like fighting over frosting roses.

Or licking the batters after making a cake.

Or eating icing.

Or... wait what?
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Old 05-21-2013, 11:18 PM   #9
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Old 05-21-2013, 11:18 PM   #10
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Firmly in the cake camp!

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Old 05-21-2013, 11:19 PM   #11
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Drooling at that heavenly piece of cake above.

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Old 05-21-2013, 11:19 PM   #12
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Old 05-21-2013, 11:20 PM   #13
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Cake does rule. Nothing like fighting over frosting roses.

Or licking the batters after making a cake.

Or eating icing.

Or... wait what?
I don't know....got lost there a bit myself!
*looks around and blinks hard*

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Firmly in the cake camp!

Whoop! Naked cake pics for you!

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We shall see about that, pie bitch! Lol!
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Old 05-21-2013, 11:21 PM   #14
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My favorite cake

http://www.memecenter.com/fun/205472/pussy-cake
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Old 05-21-2013, 11:22 PM   #15
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Lol! Gee, go figure!
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Old 05-21-2013, 11:23 PM   #16
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Old 05-21-2013, 11:23 PM   #17
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even the politicians can agree on cake!!!

http://pievcake.wordpress.com/2012/1...ey-supporters/
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Old 05-21-2013, 11:25 PM   #18
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I like my sweet cherry pie, all sticky,nasty and so sweet tasting, but yet also like to have my soft and delicate cake to eat too! Why pick just one when you can have and be so naughty with both

Picky Picky people, but then again... makes you think why I am so the kinky one... I take both with no regrets.. Try it, you might just like both! Different strokes for different folks... So why not savory both in your mouth, cake and pie with a scoop of delicious tasting icey cream, not to mention some shaky pudddding to go with it also!
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Old 05-21-2013, 11:26 PM   #19
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Or... wait what?
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Old 05-21-2013, 11:27 PM   #20
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I like my sweet cherry pie, all sticky,nasty and so sweet tasting, but yet also like to have my soft and delicate cake to eat too! Why pick just one when you can have and be so naughty with both

Picky Picky people, but then again... makes you think why I am so the kinky one... I take both with no regrets.. Try it, you might just like both! Different strokes for different folks... So why not savory both in your mouth, cake and pie with a scoop of delicious tasting icey cream, not to mention some shaky pudddding to go with it also!
I tried to tell 'em this...didn't fly too well.
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Old 05-21-2013, 11:28 PM   #21
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Yum! Benadryl, please!

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even the politicians can agree on cake!!!

http://pievcake.wordpress.com/2012/1...ey-supporters/
OMG, that cracks me up!

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I like my sweet cherry pie, all sticky,nasty and so sweet tasting, but yet also like to have my soft and delicate cake to eat too! Why pick just one when you can have and be so naughty with both

Picky Picky people, but then again... makes you think why I am so the kinky one... I take both with no regrets.. Try it, you might just like both! Different strokes for different folks... So why not savory both in your mouth, cake and pie with a scoop of delicious tasting icey cream, not to mention some shaky pudddding to go with it also!
They are not to be had together....sacrilege!

Now pudding....that I can get into....it goes well inside of cake!
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Old 05-21-2013, 11:29 PM   #23
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I tried to tell 'em this...didn't fly too well.
Nope, the battle lines have been drawn!

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Eating icing.......huh? what??????

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My favorite! Thanks doll!
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Takes a kinky one like me to try all kinds of lovely desserts to be had... why settle for just one kind of dessert when the pleasure pallet deserves more than just one, Indulge yourself for once in your life
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Old 05-21-2013, 11:30 PM   #25
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