marshalt
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...Marcia Gay Harden
The term "MILF" gets thrown around an awful lot these days. In fact, it is the top searched-for porn word in America. But MILF has become diluted over the years.
Let's take a look at the original MILF, Jennifer Coolidge. (Yes, I know there were hot mothers before her, but as far as I know, she is the first person to have the term applied to her.)
This is the standard to which all MILF's should be judged. Because there is a big difference between simply being a mother who is hot and an actual MILF.
This is Kate Beckinsale
Kate is 39 years old. And she is a mother. And I would drag my dick through half a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie-talkie. However, she is not a MILF. She's just a hot chick who happens to be a mother. She's hot in spite of her age, not because of it. And that is the fundamental difference between a hot mother and a proper MILF. A MILF is hot because of her age.
Which leads me back to Marcia. She's 53 years old and looks every year of it. And that's a good thing. Yes, she's a bit harsh in the face. in fact she kind of reminds me of Archer's mom.
But I would still nail the ever-loving fuck out of her.
Not only is she hot, but she's also a very good actress, winning a plethora of of awards, including an Oscar.
Plus, she's got an amazing rack.
So today, I want to fuck Marcia Gay Harden, a stern-faced MILF with a great rack.
The term "MILF" gets thrown around an awful lot these days. In fact, it is the top searched-for porn word in America. But MILF has become diluted over the years.
Let's take a look at the original MILF, Jennifer Coolidge. (Yes, I know there were hot mothers before her, but as far as I know, she is the first person to have the term applied to her.)
This is the standard to which all MILF's should be judged. Because there is a big difference between simply being a mother who is hot and an actual MILF.
This is Kate Beckinsale
Kate is 39 years old. And she is a mother. And I would drag my dick through half a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie-talkie. However, she is not a MILF. She's just a hot chick who happens to be a mother. She's hot in spite of her age, not because of it. And that is the fundamental difference between a hot mother and a proper MILF. A MILF is hot because of her age.
Which leads me back to Marcia. She's 53 years old and looks every year of it. And that's a good thing. Yes, she's a bit harsh in the face. in fact she kind of reminds me of Archer's mom.
But I would still nail the ever-loving fuck out of her.
Not only is she hot, but she's also a very good actress, winning a plethora of of awards, including an Oscar.
Plus, she's got an amazing rack.
So today, I want to fuck Marcia Gay Harden, a stern-faced MILF with a great rack.
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