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Old 03-22-2013, 03:01 PM   #1
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Hi bitch,
as the subject says, I need a slut wife. to be used and abused and be my personal toilet, you deserve the shit you get, you will clean my house, be a dutiful wife and still be slave to me, my friends and my milkman if need be. willing to discuss anything. i would want you to move where I go. so reply quickly with why should I make you my slut wife> give me 3 reasons and 3 pics, this is ur chance. your daddy is here finally. This is a long term relationship, which will start online. Those of you who are craving to be submissive but never had the guts or trust for a dom. heres the only oppurtunity you will ever get, your present relationship i.e if you are married or anything will not impact your training. females only or submissive couples with a cuckold fantasy to be controlled by a bull. Please be real. I am a regional head of an investment bank. so please dont waste my time.

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Old 03-22-2013, 03:13 PM   #2
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Fucking classic. Hey bitch, please come live with me, so you can service me and my friends. You are my hero if this works.
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Old 03-22-2013, 03:14 PM   #3
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LOL

They still have milkmen?
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Old 03-22-2013, 03:23 PM   #4
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LOL

They still have milkmen?
Damn, you beat me to this.
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Old 03-22-2013, 03:45 PM   #5
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Old 03-22-2013, 03:50 PM   #6
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Is your Bank in Nigeria? You still owe me my inheritance money. I sent you wire instructions and everything. I don't need the money, but you promised it to me so I am rather perturbed the delay in performance.
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Old 03-22-2013, 04:02 PM   #7
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A note to all potential slut wives;

Make sure he is a virgin on your wedding night.

I don't think that's too much to ask.
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Old 03-22-2013, 04:03 PM   #8
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Old 03-22-2013, 04:49 PM   #9
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Is your Bank in Nigeria? You still owe me my inheritance money. I sent you wire instructions and everything. I don't need the money, but you promised it to me so I am rather perturbed the delay in performance.
Heee! I'm getting such a chuckle from Lit today.

And wow, for any sub out there who has had trust issues or a lack of guts to take the plunge, this is an offer that should put all fears to rest ... I'd rather be a fish wife on the Iron Islands than this ... person's ... idea of a slut wife.

Ok, I think I'll mosey on back to the nerd herd. heh.
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Old 03-22-2013, 04:59 PM   #10
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How dare we disrespect his super-duper bulldom awesomeness?

I'll bet he has a 24in long, 6in diameter cock too!
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Old 03-22-2013, 05:04 PM   #11
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How dare we disrespect his super-duper bulldom awesomeness?

I'll bet he has a 24in long, 6in diameter cock too!
Dude, that must be one lanky rooster!
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Old 03-22-2013, 05:28 PM   #12
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Dude, that must be one lanky rooster!
He finally found his devoted sub.
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Old 03-22-2013, 06:06 PM   #13
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He finally found his devoted sub.
oh, Swoooon...
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Old 03-22-2013, 07:51 PM   #14
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Please be real. I am a regional head of an investment bank.
After seeing how some investment banks have done in the last few years, I find this quite plausible.
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Old 03-22-2013, 08:34 PM   #15
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Please Sir mihirdom, as a HWP submissive female I want to respect a brand spanking (teehee) new dom, you! But I find it difficult because of your woeful punctuation and capitalization. Unless you make me, of course...
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Old 03-22-2013, 10:36 PM   #16
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Think you can Master this sub?

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Old 03-23-2013, 12:11 PM   #17
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For some reason, I read this and the first thing that came mind was that old Willy Wonka commercial, "What Will They Think of Next?!"

Hopefully nothing, in this case.
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Old 03-24-2013, 01:10 AM   #18
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I think we should introduce him to zanzo...

They'd get along well with their penchant for things toilet related.

For the record, I have a milkman.

Doesn't make the rest of the OP's twaddle anymore realistic or even remotely appealing though.
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Old 03-24-2013, 02:48 AM   #19
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I think we should introduce him to zanzo...

They'd get along well with their penchant for things toilet related.

For the record, I have a milkman.

Doesn't make the rest of the OP's twaddle anymore realistic or even remotely appealing though.
How do you have a milkman? I thought they were extinct, like unicorns.
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Old 03-24-2013, 03:14 AM   #20
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There's a franchise here that delivers juice, milk and other assorted dairy products.

It's not exactly like the old school milkman, but it does have the same basis in that I get fresh milk delivered two mornings a week.

There's also a nifty little company that does ice cream delivery. Once a fortnight an icecream truck drives around, ringing his bell, and I can buy anything from two liter tubs to boxes of icecreams like you get in shops. Cash on purchase, no ordering or anything.

I really like where I live.
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Old 03-26-2013, 12:12 AM   #21
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How do you have a milkman? I thought they were extinct, like unicorns.
Hey now! Unicorns aren't extinct, just rare and only certain people can see them. (Shush, let me have my stupid childhood beliefs)
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Old 03-26-2013, 10:32 AM   #22
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Please Sir mihirdom, as a HWP submissive female I want to respect a brand spanking (teehee) new dom, you! But I find it difficult because of your woeful punctuation and capitalization. Unless you make me, of course...
He's a busy man running that bank - he doesn't have time for correct grammar
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Old 03-26-2013, 12:10 PM   #23
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A note to all potential slut wives;

Make sure he is a virgin on your wedding night.

I don't think that's too much to ask.
My guess is he is in this case.
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Old 03-26-2013, 12:14 PM   #24
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Old 03-26-2013, 12:18 PM   #25
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My guess is he is in this case.
Can....only....think....nipples!!!!
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