Originally Posted by loquere
It's the 1990's
-An extremely popular southern country singer, is a lesbian. Rumors start to fly.
-Her publicist plans a fake relationship with a guy she went to high school with.
What about this variation:
Do get rid of the lesbian rumours floating around, she has to kiss a guy in public. Her management tries to hire a guy who plays her boyfriend. But she says, it wouldn't work, because she never would kiss a strange guy in public.
Finally, her management suggests, that her brother (who is unknown by the public) pretends to be her bf. So they do.
They walk around some red carpet event and all the photographers take pictures of them. Of course, all the reporters keep asking about her boyfriend and the lesbian rumours. Finally, the reporters even say: if he really is your boyfriend, you should kiss him.
So she kisses her brother and all the photographers go wild, taking even more pictures. Then, the reporter asks for some more kisses and so they kiss - with tongue. But suddenly, one of the reporters says "hey, who do you try to fool? We know he is your brother ..."