Old 03-19-2013, 09:56 AM   #1
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It's SPAM, honest!

God, there's been no spam for days. I'm reduced to cooking breakfast for my actual family in my own kitchen!

I have to post this stuff which my Facebook friend (also famous on here as AussieScribbler) put up on FB.

Fritters, anyone?

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Old 03-19-2013, 10:13 AM   #2
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God, there's been no spam for days. I'm reduced to cooking breakfast for my actual family in my own kitchen!

I have to post this stuff which my Facebook friend (also famous on here as AussieScribbler) put up on FB.

Fritters, anyone?

where did you find THAT ?
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Old 03-19-2013, 10:21 AM   #3
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where did you find THAT ?
In Tesco's Horsemeat Aisle, of course.
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In Tesco's Horsemeat Aisle, of course.
LOL, my friend found it on Amazon. It's probably available in the States Amazon too, guys!
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I've heard eating that can make you horny.

Sorry, I had too.
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In Tesco's Horsemeat Aisle, of course.
I though that was the 3.30 at Kempton
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I've heard eating that can make you horny.

Sorry, I had too.

(First ROFL of the morning.)
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Is that 'farmed' Unicorn or 'free range' ?
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Now that would be a travesty.
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