The Jeffinator
Captain Manbeard
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- Mar 13, 2005
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It was a hot day on the desert planet of Tatooine, like most other days. Under the glare of the two suns, a speeder bike pushed up a cloud of dust as it bolted off, the city of Mos Eisley in the distance behind the rider. He was covered in thick clothes of varying shades of brown to protect himself from the sand, his shoulder-length brown hair blowing in the wind. His face was several days unshaven, and his lips felt a bit chapped from the sand.
As Kylar Stern sped along, the palace of Jabba the Hutt came into view. He came to a stop, stepped off his bike, and was quickly admitted into the building.
“Jabba, my friend!” said Kylar as he approached the enormous Hutt, speaking in Huttese. “I hear you have another mission for me.”
“More than just a mission, Stern,” Jabba replied. “Consider it an... extended assignment. I have recently invested in mining operations on the planet Muatoya. My men captured the natives there for slave labor in the mines, but some of them don't want to serve the great Jabba. They must be dealt with. I think you understand, yes? Hahaha.”
“Of course, Jabba,” said Kylar, “but Muatoya is in Wild Space. Surely this is a job for some low-level henchman, not the finest warrior on your payroll?”
“No one appreciates your skills more than me,” said Jabba with a laugh, “which is why I want you specifically for this mission. My men say that the natives are beginning to show signs of Force-potential, when they showed no such powers before. That means there is a Jedi on Muatoya, training these beasts and ruining my operations! I want him dead! You used to be a Jedi, Stern, so you are the only one who can kill my enemy and bring me his head.”
“Ah yes, I see,” replied Kylar. “I will depart at once. Please send the exact coordinates to my ship.”
“Stern,” said Jabba as Kylar turned to walk away, “you will not be going alone this time.”
“Of course not,” Kylar smiled. “I have Iggy and R6.”
“No, Stern. I mean a new teammate on your mission. A twi'lek girl named Ardana Galor will meet you in Chalmun's in two hours. She is young but skillful, I am told.”
“Whoa whoa whoa, wait just a second there, pal,” said Kylar, waving his hands. “I work for you, but the Valiant Wing is mine, and I decide who my crew is.” Jabba burst into fits of laughter.
“She is on this mission,” he said. “I am not the only investor in this operation. The mining colony is jointly funded by myself and the Shilhi Syndicate. They have insisted on sending along one of their own people as well.”
“Alright, Jabba,” Kylar sighed. “You win. But this better be worth it.”
“It always is, yes?”
“Yeah, yeah.”
With that, Kylar took his leave. Soon he was sitting in the cantina, sipping on brandy and going over information on his holopad.
As Kylar Stern sped along, the palace of Jabba the Hutt came into view. He came to a stop, stepped off his bike, and was quickly admitted into the building.
“Jabba, my friend!” said Kylar as he approached the enormous Hutt, speaking in Huttese. “I hear you have another mission for me.”
“More than just a mission, Stern,” Jabba replied. “Consider it an... extended assignment. I have recently invested in mining operations on the planet Muatoya. My men captured the natives there for slave labor in the mines, but some of them don't want to serve the great Jabba. They must be dealt with. I think you understand, yes? Hahaha.”
“Of course, Jabba,” said Kylar, “but Muatoya is in Wild Space. Surely this is a job for some low-level henchman, not the finest warrior on your payroll?”
“No one appreciates your skills more than me,” said Jabba with a laugh, “which is why I want you specifically for this mission. My men say that the natives are beginning to show signs of Force-potential, when they showed no such powers before. That means there is a Jedi on Muatoya, training these beasts and ruining my operations! I want him dead! You used to be a Jedi, Stern, so you are the only one who can kill my enemy and bring me his head.”
“Ah yes, I see,” replied Kylar. “I will depart at once. Please send the exact coordinates to my ship.”
“Stern,” said Jabba as Kylar turned to walk away, “you will not be going alone this time.”
“Of course not,” Kylar smiled. “I have Iggy and R6.”
“No, Stern. I mean a new teammate on your mission. A twi'lek girl named Ardana Galor will meet you in Chalmun's in two hours. She is young but skillful, I am told.”
“Whoa whoa whoa, wait just a second there, pal,” said Kylar, waving his hands. “I work for you, but the Valiant Wing is mine, and I decide who my crew is.” Jabba burst into fits of laughter.
“She is on this mission,” he said. “I am not the only investor in this operation. The mining colony is jointly funded by myself and the Shilhi Syndicate. They have insisted on sending along one of their own people as well.”
“Alright, Jabba,” Kylar sighed. “You win. But this better be worth it.”
“It always is, yes?”
“Yeah, yeah.”
With that, Kylar took his leave. Soon he was sitting in the cantina, sipping on brandy and going over information on his holopad.