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03-08-2013, 08:07 PM
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Qu'est-ce que c'est?
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Originally Posted by CHNOPS
I'm a Girl!
By Amicus
I woke up with a smile on my lips; not unusual, really, I was always pretty happy but this morning...this morning, the smile was different. "I'm a girl!" I said it out loud, lifted my feet out of the covers and spun all the way around twice on my butt before I put my feet on the floor. "I'm a girl!"
But I had to pee, bad; even girls pee, right? We just do so quietly and daintily. My brother was just coming out of the bathroom, I will still in the triple XXX T-shirt that said: "GRUNGE!" across the front and just panties underneath, so I jumped up and down three times making my boob's bounce and said, "I'm a Girl!" out loud right in his face.
He backed away with his hands warding me off. "Yuck! Get away from me!"
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Wow almost Jen-esque!
Woof!
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03-08-2013, 08:07 PM
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Appreciate.
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Originally Posted by coastal-boy
End of thread
...fucking Christ...toy with them
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No response from amicus. Never a response from vette or Ish, either.
All 3 hang their hat on the hilarious idea that they're intellectuals. I fuck their shit up, so they don't touch me. 
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03-08-2013, 08:33 PM
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Lick The Fun Up
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Originally Posted by vetteman
More like a pencil drawing of a pussy that never squeaked.
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Here's just one example of how the above self-inflated, edjumacated and perpetually pressed pill flirts with women online and inevitably fails:
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You're rack remains superior. 
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Amicunt's a Popeye, but what's YOUR excuse?
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03-08-2013, 08:50 PM
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Appreciate.
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Originally Posted by RoryN
No response from amicus. Never a response from vette or Ish, either.
All 3 hang their hat on the hilarious idea that they're intellectuals. I fuck their shit up, so they don't touch me. |
(This post just got me two tribute threads created in my honor.) 
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"You suffered on our behalf in order to expose a truly pompous ass. Thank you." - The_Trouvere "And no one but Rory puts up a red flag? You people are fucking idiots." - WingedKiss "They all have you on ignore for telling the truth..." - Peregrinator
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03-08-2013, 09:03 PM
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Forged In Fire
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Originally Posted by IrezumiKiss
Here's just one example of how the above self-inflated, edjumacated and perpetually pressed pill flirts with women online and inevitably fails:
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There, they're, their now little pussy, it's going to be alright. I have a new dry diaper right here, and the big Grammar God said he'll stop by tonight after you're asleep and butt fuck you with his little hyphen and let you play with his hanging participles.  |
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03-08-2013, 09:07 PM
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Loves Pam
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Originally Posted by vetteman
There, they're, their now little pussy, it's going to be alright. I have a new dry diaper right here, and the big Grammar God said he'll stop by tonight after you're asleep and butt fuck you with his little hyphen and let you play with his hanging participles.
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No one is surprised you have a diaper next to you.
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03-08-2013, 09:10 PM
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Lick The Fun Up
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Originally Posted by vetteman
There, they're, their now little pussy, it's going to be alright. I have a new dry diaper right here, and the big Grammar God said he'll stop by tonight after you're asleep and butt fuck you with his little hyphen and let you play with his hanging participles.
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Try to play it off all you want to, Methuselah. Your thesaurus-butchering intellectual weight carries about as much bite as a pet store tetra.
That's why you're sweating it right now.
Need that fresh box of ShamWows, or will that Bounty 3-ply suffice?
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03-08-2013, 09:17 PM
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Appreciate.
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Originally Posted by vetteman
now little pussy, it's going to be alright.
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03-08-2013, 09:45 PM
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Forged In Fire
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Originally Posted by IrezumiKiss
Try to play it off all you want to, Methuselah. Your thesaurus-butchering intellectual weight carries about as much bite as a pet store tetra.
That's why you're sweating it right now.
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Yeah, I'm sweating it big time...I'm so fucking worried I think I'll borrow some of your fat little fingers to chew on:
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03-08-2013, 09:47 PM
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Pointing the way...
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Originally Posted by Disgustipated
No one is surprised you have a diaper next you.
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03-08-2013, 10:07 PM
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Pointing the way...
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Originally Posted by amicus
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You are one dumb motherfucker, ya know that?
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You must have me mistaken for some 6th fleet sailor. I have never met your dumb mother, let alone fucked her.
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It is not the degree of failure for each compulsory mediccal system you should be concerned with, it is the forcing doctors and nurses, the entire medical profession to lower their standards to that of the bureaucracy, i.e., the lowest common denominator.
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Are you now saying that we should not judge a country's medical system on it's effectiveness, but on some nebulous undefined 'standard'?
Good luck trying to sell that snake-oil!
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It is also the pragmatism that is inherent in any bureaucracy, the cost/benefit ratio, the old and young suffer and die so the working proletariant can keep the party members well fed.
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In my initial post, I pointed out that more children live and all people on average live longer in countries that have socialized medicine. Your assertion that "the old and young suffer and die" is both laughable and false.
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Socialism, by definition, cannot work...
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By whose definition? Yours? The babbling of a man who likely never finished high school?
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stupid, x3
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You're well on your way to "stupid, x4" level, my friend.
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03-08-2013, 10:29 PM
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Books, not blogs
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Originally Posted by kbate
Unless you are attempting to draw Amicus in for a kiss by having Snicker'ͭͫsͭͫͭͫͭͫͭͫ™ breath, the term you wanted was 'bated breath'.ͭͫ
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And yet, no comment on amicus' constant butchering of the english language... how very partisan of you!
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03-08-2013, 11:16 PM
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Literotica Guru
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I wonder if his self-published books has even sold a single copy? Also I hope he doesn't plan on transporting it via a road since you know the entire interstate system is a whole socialist boondoghle.
Maybe I was wrong. He isn't Pat Robertern but Mr Jen Florida. I'm guessing they at least share a brain.
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03-09-2013, 12:19 AM
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Literotica Guru
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Originally Posted by mercury14
You realize the only reason you got eye treatment is because of socialized health care, right? Socialism worked just fine for you and you'd probably be dead by now without it. Denying ordinary reality is one thing but denying the reality of your own recent profound personal experience is some deeply primitive stuff.
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Nice try, jerkoff with the still wet mouth...you know nothing about anything, perhaps I had no eye problems, just shitting you for sympathy, supposing I am not yet of retirement age and have my own insurance that I still pay into monthy...
every fucking thing you write is a fabrication, but you, as an uber liberal, have no fucking idea whether you speak in fiction or fantasy..
You don't know a fucking thing about me...as well as I write women characters, there are some that swear I am female...
aimee....
amh,
amicus
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NOBAMA!
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http://www.smashwords.com/books/view/228358
free eBook, please distribute as widely as you can, America needs you! Than you...amcus 
Jenny Kiss’d Me
By Leigh Hunt 1784–1859 Leigh Hunt
Jenny kiss’d me when we met,
Jumping from the chair she sat in;
Time, you thief, who love to get
Sweets into your list, put that in!
Say I’m weary, say I’m sad,
Say that health and wealth have miss’d me,
Say I’m growing old, but add,
Jenny kiss’d me.
http://www.literotica.com/p/a-girl-in-a-skirt
http://www.literotica.com/s/a-harvest-moon
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"Things you do, come back to you, as if they knew the way."
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03-09-2013, 12:28 AM
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Books, not blogs
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Originally Posted by amicus
You don't know a fucking thing about me...as well as I write women characters, there are some that swear I am female...
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03-09-2013, 12:33 AM
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Literotica Guru
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Originally Posted by RoryN
No response from amicus. Never a response from vette or Ish, either.
All 3 hang their hat on the hilarious idea that they're intellectuals. I fuck their shit up, so they don't touch me. |
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What, poor baby, you wrote something and I did not respond, well, stop pouting and link me to it...most likely trash that I passed on by...I do not respond to total idiots unless I can use their mangled thoughts to my advantage.
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NOBAMA!
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http://www.smashwords.com/books/view/228358
free eBook, please distribute as widely as you can, America needs you! Than you...amcus
Jenny Kiss’d Me
By Leigh Hunt 1784–1859 Leigh Hunt
Jenny kiss’d me when we met,
Jumping from the chair she sat in;
Time, you thief, who love to get
Sweets into your list, put that in!
Say I’m weary, say I’m sad,
Say that health and wealth have miss’d me,
Say I’m growing old, but add,
Jenny kiss’d me.
http://www.literotica.com/p/a-girl-in-a-skirt
http://www.literotica.com/s/a-harvest-moon
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"Things you do, come back to you, as if they knew the way."
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03-09-2013, 12:57 AM
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Books, not blogs
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Originally Posted by amicus
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What, poor baby, you wrote something and I did not respond, well, stop pouting and link me to it...most likely trash that I passed on by...I do not respond to total idiots unless I can use their mangled thoughts to my advantage.
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03-09-2013, 01:19 AM
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Literotica Guru
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Originally Posted by amicus
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What, poor baby, you wrote something and I did not respond, well, stop pouting and link me to it...most likely trash that I passed on by...I do not respond to total idiots unless I can use their mangled thoughts to my advantage.
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03-09-2013, 03:01 AM
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Really Experienced
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Originally Posted by 4est_4est_Gump
I thought you were dead.
Now I have my doubts about Elvis...
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03-09-2013, 03:25 AM
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Vault Girl
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Originally Posted by amicus
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You don't know a fucking thing about me...as well as I write women characters, there are some that swear I am female...
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no, they consider you a bitch
there's a difference
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03-09-2013, 06:14 AM
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Run Forrest! RUN!
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Hello, box of chocolates, not dead, When Scotus Chief Justice gave America Socialized medicine last summer, I turned off the news and have not heard a word since...until now...
I can understand the minorities insisting on remaining at the trough sucking up the benefits, but I am sorely disappointed by the ladies in the room. I think, truly, since they have abused the right to vote, I think it shoiuld be taken from them.
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Women need a man to take care of them and Jesus has gone all out of fashion...
They have been encouraged to become men, men have been beaten into metrosexuality, so the State makes the perfect husband for the emancipated single woman.
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03-09-2013, 06:15 AM
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Run Forrest! RUN!
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03-09-2013, 06:17 AM
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Run Forrest! RUN!
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Originally Posted by amicus
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Nice try, jerkoff with the still wet mouth...you know nothing about anything, perhaps I had no eye problems, just shitting you for sympathy, supposing I am not yet of retirement age and have my own insurance that I still pay into monthy...
every fucking thing you write is a fabrication, but you, as an uber liberal, have no fucking idea whether you speak in fiction or fantasy..
You don't know a fucking thing about me...as well as I write women characters, there are some that swear I am female...
aimee....
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Not only does he pen lies that he has been outed on, he is proud of his ability to lie.
He's the board "sequester."
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03-09-2013, 06:19 AM
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Run Forrest! RUN!
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Originally Posted by RoryN
No response from amicus. Never a response from vette or Ish, either.
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Good lord man, they are all sure that you are a joke, and, you are.
A self-loathing proud guilty white Liberal who is properly focused on race and race-baiting as a means of personal reparation.
The only reason that I do not have you on ignore with the rest of the dedicated angry white men is that you are truly amusing in your delusion of superiority.
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03-09-2013, 08:56 AM
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now with 17% more class
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Nice try, jerkoff with the still wet mouth...you know nothing about anything, perhaps I had no eye problems, just shitting you for sympathy, supposing I am not yet of retirement age and have my own insurance that I still pay into monthy...
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