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Old 03-07-2013, 04:46 AM   #1
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I'm David: 6' 180, dark brown unruly hair, hazel eyes. I'm 49, but before you knee-jerk reject that as too old I just want to say I was born the same year as Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt, and Johnny Depp; I may not have their genes or their stylists, but I'll bet I could whip all of them at Scrabble. Think of Robert Downey Jr.'s smarter and less substance-dependent brother and you are in the ballpark. I'm a college professor by trade: film, art, culture, language (my degrees are in theatre/film and linguistics but my intellectual interests are all over the map); a few years back I taught elementary school in Korea as a break from snotty 18 year olds, I've taught in Mexico, I currently teach AP and college admissions preparation at an expensive private high school in China and I'm thinking about maybe going to work for a NGO somewhere I'm needed next year: develop some curriculum and teach poor children to read the DANGER MINEFIELD signs, smuggle antibiotics, try and convince myself I'm making some sort of difference in this world, something. I'm wicked smart, funny, hyper-articulate, overeducated, cultured - all the things you'd expect from someone in my profession, and I love to banter with someone who at least tries to keep up. I do think it is possible to be too rich or too thin, but that it isn't possible to read or think too much. I'm scared of spiders and sharks, but not snakes or rats; bears and clowns I evaluate on a case-by-case basis. I grew up surfing the local LA beaches, but I've been away a long long time now. Everyone always thinks I'm from the East Coast. Sexually speaking I usually find myself in a dominant role, though I don't actually need that to have a good time. I have a very very dirty mind and mouth, and I like to push the envelope with a person who is up for that.

I'm not complaining; my life here is good. The women here are intelligent and beautiful, and if I was willing to play the game by the local rules I know I could find some nice beautiful young teacher to settle down with. But first, I've done the marriage and kids thing and while it was nice, once is enough; and second, I like WORDS and those that appreciate them: I want a girl I can make quiver with delight by saying the right words in the right way at the right time, and that means native or near native fluency in English. All the physical stuff is great, but words are such an important part of seduction and foreplay, and I have no one I can share my very dirty thoughts with. I'm looking for a woman I can PLAY with: young(ish, at least), fit, smart, quick, with an active mind, a body that loves to be licked and touched, some fantasies she doesn't feel she could tell just anybody, and an appreciation for the knowledge and skills with language I've worked so hard for so long to achieve. And until I can find her, I'll remain as I am: a solitary man.

If I sound like someone you want to discuss things further with, send me an email and we'll take it from there.

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Old 03-07-2013, 10:37 AM   #2
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Bump for an articulate gentleman with his head on his shoulders (for a change )
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Old 03-07-2013, 01:35 PM   #3
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[quote=ProfDvd;43475052]I'm David: 6' 180, dark brown unruly hair, hazel eyes. I'm 49, but before you knee-jerk reject that as too old I just want to say I was born the same year as Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt, and Johnny Depp; I may not have their genes or their stylists, but I'll bet I could whip all of them at Scrabble. Think of Robert Downey Jr.'s smarter and less substance-dependent brother and you are in the ballpark. I'm a college professor by trade: film, art, culture, language (my degrees are in theatre/film and linguistics but my intellectual interests are all over the map); a few years back I taught elementary school in Korea as a break from snotty 18 year olds, I've taught in Mexico, I currently teach AP and college admissions preparation at an expensive private high school in China and I'm thinking about maybe going to work for a NGO somewhere I'm needed next year: develop some curriculum and teach poor children to read the DANGER MINEFIELD signs, smuggle antibiotics, try and convince myself I'm making some sort of difference in this world, something. I'm wicked smart, funny, hyper-articulate, overeducated, cultured - all the things you'd expect from someone in my profession, and I love to banter with someone who at least tries to keep up. I do think it is possible to be too rich or too thin, but that it isn't possible to read or think too much. I'm scared of spiders and sharks, but not snakes or rats; bears and clowns I evaluate on a case-by-case basis. I grew up surfing the local LA beaches, but I've been away a long long time now. Everyone always thinks I'm from the East Coast. Sexually speaking I usually find myself in a dominant role, though I don't actually need that to have a good time. I have a very very dirty mind and mouth, and I like to push the envelope with a person who is up for that.

I'm not complaining; my life here is good. The women here are intelligent and beautiful, and if I was willing to play the game by the local rules I know I could find some nice beautiful young teacher to settle down with. But first, I've done the marriage and kids thing and while it was nice, once is enough; and second, I like WORDS and those that appreciate them: I want a girl I can make quiver with delight by saying the right words in the right way at the right time, and that means native or near native fluency in English. All the physical stuff is great, but words are such an important part of seduction and foreplay, and I have no one I can share my very dirty thoughts with. I'm looking for a woman I can PLAY with: young(ish, at least), fit, smart, quick, with an active mind, a body that loves to be licked and touched, some fantasies she doesn't feel she could tell just anybody, and an appreciation for the knowledge and skills with language I've worked so hard for so long to achieve. And until I can find her, I'll remain as I am: a solitary man.

If I sound like someone you want to discuss things further with, send me an email and we'll take

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Old 03-09-2013, 12:09 AM   #4
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Old 03-09-2013, 12:20 AM   #5
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Interesting profile and one of the most interesting personals I've read on Lit. Good luck!
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Old 03-09-2013, 12:40 AM   #6
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im so copying and pasting after that its all downhill lol
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Old 03-09-2013, 05:47 PM   #7
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49 as old? Hardly...for men thats considered distinguished.

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Old 03-09-2013, 05:51 PM   #8
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China? That means we are in the same time zone.
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Old 03-09-2013, 06:50 PM   #9
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Same time zone is a big start. Where are you?

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Old 03-10-2013, 06:25 AM   #10
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"the most interesting man in the world"

Hardly, but I do at least try to be the most interesting man in whatever room I'm in.....
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Old 03-12-2013, 06:45 PM   #11
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Old 03-14-2013, 11:37 PM   #12
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Old 03-15-2013, 12:42 AM   #13
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Old 03-16-2013, 10:55 PM   #14
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Why, thank you, M'Lady....
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Old 03-16-2013, 10:58 PM   #15
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Old 03-21-2013, 07:44 AM   #18
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Old 03-21-2013, 03:40 PM   #20
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I bet your dick is telling you to shut the hell up so he can get some pussy
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