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03-01-2013, 04:04 PM
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eric.holder@usdoj.gov
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what's the sluttiest thing you've ever witnessed?
what's the sluttiest thing you've ever witnessed?
What's the sluttiest thing you've ever witnessed or been apart of personally?
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03-01-2013, 04:39 PM
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A gal let me undo her clothes and fuck her in the McDonalds parking lot at noon.
Another gal let me fuck her in a hospital parking lot with a woman watching us from a van parked next to us.
And I fucked a gal in the church kitchen a swinging door away from a room fulla people.
I walked off with a doms honey and fucked her. She told him I'm going with Jimmy. Poser.
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03-01-2013, 04:45 PM
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I can answer this one!
In my second year of college, my girlfriend and I shared a one bedroom apartment in a small building. Across the hall from us were two coeds sharing a similar one bedroom apartment. The blonde was an all-American, cheerleader type, and her roommate was a chubby brunette with a very nice rack. About halfway through the fall semester the brunette started seeing a guy on a regular basis. He was over to their apartment every night, and didn't leave until the next morning. I had a 9:00 class, and we often left the building at the same time. After about a month he started bringing his friend over, and we assumed that the four of them were partying late into the night.
After a while we noticed that the boyfriend was only staying every second night, and the friend was staying the other nights. One day the blonde and my girlfriend got to talking in the laundry room. The blonde explained that the brunette was sleeping with both guys, alternating every night. The blonde slept in the bedroom, while the brunette and her guy of the night drank beer, smoked weed, and fucked loudly on the couch. The next night it would be the same thing, but with the other guy.
The blonde moved out at the end of the semester, and one of the guys moved in. The other guy still came around for a few months, but eventually he disappeared.
In a similar vein, my wife and I used to live in a neighborhood near a high school. When we moved into that house, there was a young couple living across the street from us. He was a stocky, shaggy haired guy and she was a redneck girl that liked drinkin' and smokin' and swearin'. His brother was hanging around all the time, sleeping over probably 3 or 4 nights a week.
One day we noticed that we hadn't seen the shaggy boyfriend for a while. His brother, however, was over every day. And night. About a month later my wife is talking to the girl, who tells her that she kicked the boyfriend out, and his brother moved in.
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03-01-2013, 04:53 PM
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The funniest sex I ever saw was a video a guy made. The cops get a tip that the guy was making kiddie porn, so we confiscated his computer and all his stuff was downloaded for viewing. So we set up a viewing with all the relevant agencies, a local vice detective was in charge. No one had seen the video except the techs.
So they roll the vid and its several episodes of the vice detectives wife fucking all different guys. No kiddie porn, just the wife and the guys.
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03-01-2013, 06:32 PM
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I've lived a very sheltered life . . . 
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03-01-2013, 08:27 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by JAMESBJOHNSON
A gal let me undo her clothes and fuck her in the McDonalds parking lot at noon.
Another gal let me fuck her in a hospital parking lot with a woman watching us from a van parked next to us.
And I fucked a gal in the church kitchen a swinging door away from a room fulla people.
I walked off with a doms honey and fucked her. She told him I'm going with Jimmy. Poser.
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03-01-2013, 11:28 PM
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Given that I've lived in Bangkok, some of what I've seen couldn't be posted to this board.
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03-02-2013, 12:27 AM
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Wutchu talkin bout Willis
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Slutty, maybe. Funny, (in retrospect) yes.
I was dating a buddy of mine's sister and he was cool with it. He didn't know we were were fucking, though.
One night we went to a local drive-in movie, found a row with no other cars, parked and got in the back seat. A few minutes later we were naked and screwing like minks. When she got close to orgasm she got vocal screaming to fuck her harder and faster.
We were at that point when a station wagon parks next to us with dad, mom and the kids in it. Our windows were down and when they rolled their windows down they got a surprise. One chorus of "Oh God yes, fuck me, fuck me" and they were out of there.
We laughed about that for months.
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03-02-2013, 12:37 AM
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Given that I've lived in Bangkok, some of what I've seen couldn't be posted to this board.
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Thankyou for sparring us Mohamedbinpedo |
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03-02-2013, 12:38 AM
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Originally Posted by TE999
Slutty, maybe. Funny, (in retrospect) yes.
I was dating a buddy of mine's sister and he was cool with it. He didn't know we were were fucking, though.
One night we went to a local drive-in movie, found a row with no other cars, parked and got in the back seat. A few minutes later we were naked and screwing like minks. When she got close to orgasm she got vocal screaming to fuck her harder and faster.
We were at that point when a station wagon parks next to us with dad, mom and the kids in it. Our windows were down and when they rolled their windows down they got a surprise. One chorus of "Oh God yes, fuck me, fuck me" and they were out of there.
We laughed about that for months. |
Hmm a Lit story is here somewhere! |
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03-02-2013, 12:39 AM
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Thankyou for sparring us Mohamedbinpedo
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You've got pedo on the brain. I was think more in terms of snakes and dogs. And the lead question was "witnessed."
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03-02-2013, 12:54 AM
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just wanna see where this thread goes...
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03-02-2013, 01:03 AM
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just wanna see where this thread goes...
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Well, it pretty much started in the sewer, so not much farther down that it can go.
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03-02-2013, 01:33 AM
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just wanna see where this thread goes...
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Heh who knows! |
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03-02-2013, 01:35 AM
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Well, it pretty much started in the sewer, so not much farther down that it can go. |
If u say so Mr.CIA officer |
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03-02-2013, 02:18 AM
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Retired. But thanks for that. It always gives me an added little thrill to be doubted on that, not that it should matter on this board. What's relevant here is writing erotica--but then it always gives me an added little thrill when someone doubts I do that too. 
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03-02-2013, 02:45 AM
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Number 3 is just on godly
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Church is a good place to get pussy. |
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03-02-2013, 03:54 AM
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WWJD for a Klondike Bar?
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Originally Posted by JAMESBJOHNSON
The funniest sex I ever saw was a video a guy made. The cops get a tip that the guy was making kiddie porn, so we confiscated his computer and all his stuff was downloaded for viewing. So we set up a viewing with all the relevant agencies, a local vice detective was in charge. No one had seen the video except the techs.
So they roll the vid and its several episodes of the vice detectives wife fucking all different guys. No kiddie porn, just the wife and the guys.
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Now that would make an awesome story. |
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03-02-2013, 04:06 AM
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Now that would make an awesome story.
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Youre right. Make the wife a Bible Thumping Crusader. |
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03-02-2013, 09:15 AM
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Retired. But thanks for that. It always gives me an added little thrill to be doubted on that, not that it should matter on this board. What's relevant here is writing erotica--but then it always gives me an added little thrill when someone doubts I do that too. |
If it doesn't matter why'd you mention. I call you a pedo because I don't think you are, I know you are. |
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03-02-2013, 09:16 AM
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Not really witnessed, but I do get to hear my roomie's midnight exertions.
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03-02-2013, 10:14 AM
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This is the type of juvenile thread that makes me feel I am correct in my theory that the OP was "Zanzo" from awhile back.
What's next, "Ladies will you show your boobies, if I show my wiener?"
This is high school crap. I am not going to sit here and post my sexual exploits or those I've witnessed.
This thread smacks of the OP having no experience beyond what he reads and tring to get a voyeuristic thrill out of the answers here.
I think you should restart this over in the personals, the people there will be thrilled to make up a bunch of slutty things for you.
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03-02-2013, 10:32 AM
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This is the type of juvenile thread that makes me feel I am correct in my theory that the OP was "Zanzo" from awhile back.
What's next, "Ladies will you show your boobies, if I show my wiener?"
This is high school crap. I am not going to sit here and post my sexual exploits or those I've witnessed.
This thread smacks of the OP having no experience beyond what he reads and tring to get a voyeuristic thrill out of the answers here.
I think you should restart this over in the personals, the people there will be thrilled to make up a bunch of slutty things for you.
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Lotsa virgins in these parts. I wont be surprised if half are virgins, and a quarter of posters are AS GOOD AS virgins. It was the same in Vietnam, the fucking new guys were always the ones with the best lies, and the ones most curious about others experiences; the short timers couldnt care less. |
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03-02-2013, 10:43 AM
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Hello
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03-02-2013, 11:31 AM
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If it doesn't matter why'd you mention. I call you a pedo because I don't think you are, I know you are.
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And I know you're full of crap and your elevator doesn't go all the way to the top.
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