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03-17-2013, 02:16 AM
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You didn't know they farted a misty cloud of red?
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03-17-2013, 10:00 PM
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Dirty Old Man
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Thanks. I needed a laugh. |
Funny but a little too much information. |
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03-17-2013, 10:05 PM
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Literotica Guru
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we're getting closer to the...
ASSOCIATION of INDEPENDENT READERS (A.I.R.)
2013 Sexy April Contest
these are the rules motherfuckers...
You can begin submitting your stories on the starting March 27th
The winners will be announced on or around April 21st
You can discuss this special contest on this thread or on the a.i.r. thread.
RULES (for the A.I.R. APRIL contest):
- All submissions must be stand-alone stories created for this contest theme. We will not accept individual chapters of a larger work submitted separately.
- Nor will stories featuring characters, locales, plot lines, etc., that have been previously used by the author be accepted.
- Prizes will be awarded in the following categories (a story can only win one prize in each contest):
1) Best Overall Story
2) Most Views
3) Most Comments
4) Most Votes
5) Highest Score
6) Most Favorites (both author and story favorites)
- A story has to accrue a minimum of 300 votes to be eligible (higher in some categories). The vote, comment, view, favorite, and score numbers that are reported by LITEROTICA will be used subject to final verification by the A.I.R. Computer Center.
- Story must have an April Theme.
- It must be erotic in content.
- Non-Humans are not erotic and NH category stories will not be accepted. Nor will Sci Fi ones be accepted.
- No character may be named Pauletta.
- Don’t just submit some rehashed story you’ve been working on for years. We want something fresh. Be creative!
- A.I.R. reserves the right to disqualify without notice or explanation any story in which any kind of cheating or vote-tampering is suspected.
- Every story that meets the above criteria and is submitted to LITEROTICA during the contest period will be automatically entered into the A.I.R. contest. No special submission form must be filled out. We believe in inclusivity!
- If you have any questions regarding any of the above or anything pertaining to our contests, feel free to contact me by PM or email, or post any questions you have on this thread.
Good Luck!!!
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03-18-2013, 08:05 AM
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Dirty Old Man
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For any who don't have scouries and his alts on ignore, the above is a fake contest and the rules are fake. Please ignore the delusional one and continue on with the real contest.
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03-18-2013, 10:48 AM
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Well, I have an entry nearly ready for this contest, but quite honestly I'd forgo it if it weren't for Author's Survivor points I'd missing if I didn't participate.
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03-18-2013, 01:32 PM
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Dirty Old Man
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Well, I have an entry nearly ready for this contest, but quite honestly I'd forgo it if it weren't for Author's Survivor points I'd missing if I didn't participate.
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We're glad you decided not to forgo it. |
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03-18-2013, 06:02 PM
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Got me another idea for an Earth Day story. The best part is that it's in the NONHUMAN category.
Or maybe Sci-Fi/Fantasy. Haven't decided yet. |
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03-19-2013, 12:39 AM
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. . . and now I'm already a thousand words into it. I'm liking this one.  |
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03-19-2013, 11:11 AM
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Dirty Old Man
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. . . and now I'm already a thousand words into it. I'm liking this one. |
Non-human sounds good. You won't have to worry about stupid scooping it up for his fake contest. |
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03-19-2013, 12:58 PM
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Non-human sounds good. You won't have to worry about stupid scooping it up for his fake contest.
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03-19-2013, 03:05 PM
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Dirty Old Man
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Aw, darn. |
That's what they all say.  |
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03-19-2013, 05:50 PM
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I really truly do not get what constitutes an earth-day story!
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03-19-2013, 06:25 PM
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Dirty Old Man
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I really truly do not get what constitutes an earth-day story!
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Look up Earth-Day on Wiki. That should give you the general idea. |
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03-20-2013, 10:40 AM
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__________________
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03-20-2013, 10:54 AM
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Is the above just not spam?
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03-20-2013, 11:06 AM
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I really truly do not get what constitutes an earth-day story!
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Then check out last year's contest stories. Or the year before. |
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03-20-2013, 11:09 AM
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Thanks Pennlady
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03-21-2013, 09:32 AM
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Bump. One week to the contest opening!
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03-21-2013, 10:11 AM
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A good reminder.
I need to get cracking.  |
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03-21-2013, 02:49 PM
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A good reminder.
I need to get cracking. |
As do I. I'd like to send them both up on the first day. |
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03-21-2013, 07:18 PM
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Dirty Old Man
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Originally Posted by slyc_willie
As do I. I'd like to send them both up on the first day. |
But, but, but.... you're not one of the top 25 or 50 or whatever authors. 
Silly ass fake rules. |
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03-21-2013, 11:33 PM
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But, but, but.... you're not one of the top 25 or 50 or whatever authors.
Silly ass fake rules. |
You're right. I guess I need to post a few dozen cardboard cutout incest stories so I'll be taken seriously. |
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03-22-2013, 09:16 AM
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Still struggling with a category for my story. Sort of posted myself into a box. Most of my stories appeal to niche strokers. Why can't I just write "normal" porn? LOL!
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03-22-2013, 09:38 AM
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Dirty Old Man
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Quote:
Originally Posted by BuckyDuckman
Still struggling with a category for my story. Sort of posted myself into a box. Most of my stories appeal to niche strokers. Why can't I just write "normal" porn? LOL!
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"normal" porn? 
Normal to whom and for how long?
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03-22-2013, 11:28 AM
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And a bump so....
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What a brilliant and insightful posts from one of LITEROTICAS ….
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