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Old 03-06-2013, 08:05 PM   #201
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Old 03-06-2013, 08:05 PM   #202
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Old 03-06-2013, 09:20 PM   #203
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Old 03-06-2013, 11:21 PM   #205
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Old 03-07-2013, 03:35 AM   #206
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What I consider to be the best line ever uttered in a movie, because it evokes the very essence of irony:

"I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates, who said, 'I drank what?'"

As spoken by Val Kilmer in the film Real Genius. A little gem of intelligent humor that, as a young teenager, I loved but did not understand, and as an adult, I understood and loved even more.
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Old 03-07-2013, 11:52 AM   #207
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When hungry, eat your rice; when tired, close your eyes. Fools may laugh at me, but wise men will know what I mean.
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Old 03-07-2013, 12:24 PM   #208
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Old 03-07-2013, 12:25 PM   #209
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Old 03-07-2013, 12:26 PM   #210
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Old 03-07-2013, 12:27 PM   #211
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What the world needs is more geniuses with humility, there are so few of us left.
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Old 03-07-2013, 12:28 PM   #212
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We’ve heard that a million monkeys at a million keyboards could produce the complete works of Shakespeare; now, thanks to the Internet, we know that is not true.
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Old 03-07-2013, 12:29 PM   #213
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Old 03-07-2013, 12:30 PM   #214
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Old 03-07-2013, 12:31 PM   #215
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All men are frauds. The only difference between them is that some admit it. I myself deny it.
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Old 03-07-2013, 12:33 PM   #216
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Old 03-07-2013, 12:35 PM   #217
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Old 03-07-2013, 12:40 PM   #218
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Old 03-07-2013, 12:42 PM   #219
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Old 03-07-2013, 12:43 PM   #220
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“When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.”*
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Old 03-07-2013, 12:45 PM   #221
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Old 03-08-2013, 08:58 AM   #222
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Old 03-08-2013, 09:19 AM   #223
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Famous Last Words...



Quote:
** It's fireproof.

** He's probably just hibernating.

** What does this button do?

** It's probably just a rash.

** Are you sure the power is off?

** The odds of that happening have to be a million to one!

** Pull the pin and count to what?

** Which wire was I supposed to cut?

** I wonder where the mother bear is.

** I've seen this done on TV.

** These are the good kind of mushrooms.

** I'll hold it and you light the fuse.

** Let it down slowly.

** It's strong enough for both of us.

** This doesn't taste right.

** I can make this light before it changes.

** Nice doggie.

** I can do that with my eyes closed.

** I've done this before.

** What duck?

** Well, we've made it this far.

** That's odd.

** Don't be so superstitious.

** Now watch this.



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Old 03-08-2013, 11:37 AM   #224
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Old 03-08-2013, 02:36 PM   #225
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