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Old 11-16-2013, 12:30 AM   #1
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If You Woke Up With The Person Above You What Would Be The First Thing You'd Say ?

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Old 11-16-2013, 12:42 AM   #2
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Old 11-16-2013, 12:45 AM   #3
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Sorry buddy, I thought the hotel booked twin beds.
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Old 11-16-2013, 03:05 AM   #5
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Sorry buddy, I thought the hotel booked twin beds.
Sorry, young Sir, but it's not that kind of Hotel.
Now, will you lot hush up for a while please?
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Old 11-16-2013, 05:16 AM   #6
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Now, will you lot hush up for a while please?
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Wait? Then who the hell did I give my $100 to last night?
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Old 11-16-2013, 06:17 AM   #9
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Wait? Then who the hell did I give my $100 to last night?
I already spent it.
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I already spent it.
So when's the food arriving, then ?
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So when's the food arriving, then ?
I already ate. (Licks lips suggestively.)
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So you're not still hungry, are you?
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Old 11-18-2013, 12:35 PM   #13
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So you're not still hungry, are you?
Why don't you lot go downstairs to the breakfast buffet? You're making a bloody awful mess of the bed with your sticky buns and such!
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Why don't you lot go downstairs to the breakfast buffet? You're making a bloody awful mess of the bed with your sticky buns and such!
*glares* I'm not sure I like your accusation. But I'll go if there is a nice serving of bacon with my name on it.
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*glares* I'm not sure I like your accusation. But I'll go if there is a nice serving of bacon with my name on it.
Oh yes, there's always a good bacon slice available.
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*glares* I'm not sure I like your accusation. But I'll go if there is a nice serving of bacon with my name on it.
I'm told there's always plenty of hot pigmeat at the breakfast buffet.
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I'm told there's always plenty of hot pigmeat at the breakfast buffet.
There some pretty hot meat sitting at the tables, too .
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I generally go for drinking some one "under the table," HP, but in this case, eating them under the table might be a more interesting option...
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I generally go for drinking some one "under the table," HP, but in this case, eating them under the table might be a more interesting option...
only in the Naked Lounge, I think.
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only in the Naked Lounge, I think.

Need a naked back massage, HP?

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Need a naked back massage, HP?

(Then I'll take the front afterwards.)
Don't ignore the young man on the other side of the bed, Maj; I'm sure he'd appreciate a warm welcome.
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Don't ignore the young man on the other side of the bed, Maj; I'm sure he'd appreciate a warm welcome.

I'm not ignoring anyone on purpose, Tio, but I didn't see him.
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I'm not ignoring anyone on purpose, Tio, but I didn't see him.
I know you'd never ignore someone intentionally, least of all a young man in your bed. I just thought I'd point the newcomer out so you could give him a proper welcome.
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I know you'd never ignore someone intentionally, least of all a young man in your bed. I just thought I'd point the newcomer out so you could give him a proper welcome.

Okay - but right now I'm busy taking care of HP.
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