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Old 11-15-2013, 02:09 PM   #1
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Old 11-15-2013, 02:10 PM   #2
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A Mc sighting

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Was she actually here, or was that just a copied post by Laurel?
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Was she actually here, or was that just a copied post by Laurel?
Nope, that was her. I'd know that perfume anywhere.
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*sobs* But the history is gone! Oh, the inhumanity.
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*sobs* But the history is gone! Oh, the inhumanity.
We have history?

And I didn't even know so I could study.
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And I didn't even know so I could study.
Nor me!
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I never thought the old blurts were truly isolated, anyhow.
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Isolated? I thought it said insulated.
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Old 11-15-2013, 07:45 PM   #12
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I concocted a dish that was . . . not bad. Cooked bulgur with a bit of taco seasoning, a little green pepper, about a tablespoon of cheese (OK, that's not allowed but it was just a tiny bit) rolled into a tortilla. And a bottle of water. It was quite filling, which is good to know for another time.


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We have history?

And I didn't even know so I could study.
And chemistry, and sometimes math.

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No, no. Isn't it insoluble? So they don't dissolve in our drinks?
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And chemistry, and sometimes math.

Dammit... nobody told me there would be math!
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There is always Math and History.

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There's lurking, and then there's lurking. Mostly I just have this 6th sense that tells me when to show up. <cough, cough>


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There's lurking, and then there's lurking. Mostly I just have this 6th sense that tells me when to show up. <cough, cough>


I'm blurting this because it's beautiful, and I want to put it out there into the universe:

The more closely we analyze what we consider "sexy," the more clearly we will understand that eroticism is the feeling of excitement we experience at finding another human being who shares our values and our sense of the meaning of existence. –Alain de Botton
Huh? I thought it was all about bumping uglies and getting jollies. Philosophy is mental masturbation anyway.
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It's the application of all those darn formulas that causes me so much trouble.
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I need to stop looking there, ever again. I should clear my browser history. Not that I could erase my memory. Dammit.
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I've just returned from my first visit to the Diabetes specialist.

For the last few weeks I've been jabbing holes in my fingers four times a day to get blood test results and reviewing them. I changed WHEN I took my tablets because of a pattern emerging and that lowered the level, not enough, but to more reasonable levels.

She was surprised when I produced a printout of my results with exact timings, and comments about unusual events against some readings. She was impressed to be given a printout of my current medication, including when it was last changed.

I gave her more information than the doctor had included on his referral.

I can now jab holes in my fingers TWO times a day for the next two months when I will return for a further assessment. If I continue the improvement I can probably stay on tablets for maybe a year before switching to injecting insulin.

My bloody fingers are crossed!
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I've just returned from my first visit to the Diabetes specialist.

For the last few weeks I've been jabbing holes in my fingers four times a day to get blood test results and reviewing them. I changed WHEN I took my tablets because of a pattern emerging and that lowered the level, not enough, but to more reasonable levels.

She was surprised when I produced a printout of my results with exact timings, and comments about unusual events against some readings. She was impressed to be given a printout of my current medication, including when it was last changed.

I gave her more information than the doctor had included on his referral.

I can now jab holes in my fingers TWO times a day for the next two months when I will return for a further assessment. If I continue the improvement I can probably stay on tablets for maybe a year before switching to injecting insulin.

My bloody fingers are crossed!

My fingers are crossed for you as well, Ogg.
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I've just returned from my first visit to the Diabetes specialist.

For the last few weeks I've been jabbing holes in my fingers four times a day to get blood test results and reviewing them. I changed WHEN I took my tablets because of a pattern emerging and that lowered the level, not enough, but to more reasonable levels.

She was surprised when I produced a printout of my results with exact timings, and comments about unusual events against some readings. She was impressed to be given a printout of my current medication, including when it was last changed.

I gave her more information than the doctor had included on his referral.

My bloody fingers are crossed!
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I had to go for a personal 'MoT' where it was discovered I was pre-diabetic and should REALLY change my diet and habits. So I have (and I'm feeling the better for it).
But how did you manage the print-out of your results ? Make up a form yourself or use a proprietary programme ?
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