I Won't Parodize That Thread.
What's wrong with you? Humor isn't a just a strap-on a woman can wear. A forced pun is a very intimate thing. You're cheapening it. So what if it excited me a little, thinking of your tight virgin thread, knowing it's begging to be taken by me. A pliable thread bent over and exposed, isn't enough. Humor isn't there just for your whimsy, despite your provocative enticement. You'll need to give me more if you want to be humor's whore.
"The petty man is eager to make boasts, yet desires that others should believe in him. He enthusiastically engages in deception, yet wants others to have affection for him. He conducts himself like an animal, yet wants others to think well of him."
You party too hard for me.