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Old 02-13-2013, 01:53 PM   #26
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Old 02-13-2013, 01:54 PM   #27
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Old 02-13-2013, 01:55 PM   #28
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Well ladies, I just saw Islandman's pics and all I can say is HUBBAH! Perfectly formed, utterly amazing. He's got a work of art in his trousers and I am humbled.
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Old 02-13-2013, 01:56 PM   #29
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That wasn't his cock, that was his ferret!
Ferret-shmerret!
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Old 02-13-2013, 01:57 PM   #30
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*frantically fumbles with iPhone camera app while pulling down front of track pants*

Like a god I tell you!
A strangely furry god mind you, with beady eyes...hm.
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Old 02-13-2013, 02:00 PM   #31
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Like a god I tell you!
A strangely furry god mind you, with beady eyes...hm.

He even named it.

Kinky knows no bounds with this one.
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Old 02-13-2013, 02:04 PM   #32
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this is all starting to scare me.
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this is all starting to scare me.
I'm sure Islandman will be along soon to clear this all up.
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Old 02-13-2013, 02:06 PM   #34
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I'm sure Islandman will be along soon to clear this all up.
mr. furry pants?
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Old 02-13-2013, 02:06 PM   #35
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Old 02-13-2013, 02:08 PM   #36
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Old 02-13-2013, 02:09 PM   #37
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Iman told me that no self respecting man should go around with a penis like mine.

So since there is an opening for the position of pope I think I shall castrate myself.
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Old 02-13-2013, 02:10 PM   #38
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Iman told me that no self respecting man should go around with a penis like mine.

So since there is an opening for the position of pope I think I shall castrate myself.
please make sure to put it into a jar and send it to me.
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Old 02-13-2013, 02:14 PM   #40
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please make sure to put it into a jar and send it to me.
God really fucked me over.

He gave me the gargantuan testicles, but gave me the short end as far as my penis.

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Old 02-13-2013, 02:15 PM   #41
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Old 02-13-2013, 02:16 PM   #42
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God really fucked me over.

He gave me the gargantuan testicles, but gave me the short end as far as my penis.

well, it's a good thing you have fists.
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so i missed all the excitement again? again???

*considers sulking . . . - nah, too much effort and faux-pouting* but still, i feel late to the partayyyy
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Old 02-13-2013, 02:18 PM   #44
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Well ladies, I just saw Islandman's pics and all I can say is HUBBAH! Perfectly formed, utterly amazing. He's got a work of art in his trousers and I am humbled.
Now if that wasn't a paid post I don't know what is
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Old 02-13-2013, 02:19 PM   #45
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so i missed all the excitement again? again???

*considers sulking . . . - nah, too much effort and faux-pouting* but still, i feel late to the partayyyy
Insinuating that pictures of his junk should generate excitement might be overkill...I already said it was his ferret.
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Old 02-13-2013, 02:21 PM   #46
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Insinuating that pictures of his junk should generate excitement might be overkill...I already said it was his ferret.
two ferrets? only we mustn't omit zumi's offering

just sayin'
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Old 02-13-2013, 02:23 PM   #47
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Insinuating that pictures of his junk should generate excitement might be overkill...I already said it was his ferret.
I was in a little shop last week that had animal skins...yes, they had Ferrets.
I dam near took a picture of one just to post here.
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Old 02-13-2013, 02:26 PM   #48
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two ferrets? only we mustn't omit zumi's offering

just sayin'
That was only to eve.

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Old 02-13-2013, 02:30 PM   #49
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Old 02-13-2013, 02:31 PM   #50
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