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02-13-2013, 01:53 PM
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Uni-sexual
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Lucky you!
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02-13-2013, 01:54 PM
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That wasn't his cock, that was his ferret!
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02-13-2013, 01:55 PM
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Lick The Fun Up
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Well ladies, I just saw Islandman's pics and all I can say is HUBBAH! Perfectly formed, utterly amazing. He's got a work of art in his trousers and I am humbled.
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*frantically fumbles with iPhone camera app while pulling down front of track pants*
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02-13-2013, 01:56 PM
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perfect fifth
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Lucky you!
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Lucky somebody, that's for sure.
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That wasn't his cock, that was his ferret!
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Ferret-shmerret!
...wait.
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02-13-2013, 01:57 PM
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perfect fifth
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*frantically fumbles with iPhone camera app while pulling down front of track pants*
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Like a god I tell you!
A strangely furry god mind you, with beady eyes...hm.
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02-13-2013, 02:00 PM
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Like a god I tell you!
A strangely furry god mind you, with beady eyes...hm.
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He even named it.
Kinky knows no bounds with this one.
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02-13-2013, 02:04 PM
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poofy cunt
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this is all starting to scare me.
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02-13-2013, 02:05 PM
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perfect fifth
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this is all starting to scare me.
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I'm sure Islandman will be along soon to clear this all up.
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02-13-2013, 02:06 PM
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poofy cunt
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I'm sure Islandman will be along soon to clear this all up.
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mr. furry pants?
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02-13-2013, 02:06 PM
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今
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One inbox violated per day, tyvm.
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Kaizen, baby.
Im just gonna say this...to the people, not so much the people in the audience as the people sitting in my mind.
Sanctuary.
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02-13-2013, 02:08 PM
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Experienced
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Really?!!
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02-13-2013, 02:09 PM
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Iman told me that no self respecting man should go around with a penis like mine.
So since there is an opening for the position of pope I think I shall castrate myself.
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02-13-2013, 02:10 PM
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poofy cunt
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Iman told me that no self respecting man should go around with a penis like mine.
So since there is an opening for the position of pope I think I shall castrate myself.
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please make sure to put it into a jar and send it to me. 
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02-13-2013, 02:10 PM
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Man-scape first so you can find it.
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Every fifth day is a Halladay.
Kaizen, baby.
Im just gonna say this...to the people, not so much the people in the audience as the people sitting in my mind.
Sanctuary.
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02-13-2013, 02:14 PM
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God really fucked me over.
He gave me the gargantuan testicles, but gave me the short end as far as my penis.
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02-13-2013, 02:15 PM
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A real friend would offer to help.
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02-13-2013, 02:16 PM
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poofy cunt
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Quote:
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God really fucked me over.
He gave me the gargantuan testicles, but gave me the short end as far as my penis.
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well, it's a good thing you have fists.
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02-13-2013, 02:17 PM
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quite quacked
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so i missed all the excitement again? again???
*considers sulking . . . - nah, too much effort and faux-pouting* but still, i feel late to the partayyyy
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02-13-2013, 02:18 PM
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AKA Bean
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Quote:
Originally Posted by evesdream
Well ladies, I just saw Islandman's pics and all I can say is HUBBAH! Perfectly formed, utterly amazing. He's got a work of art in his trousers and I am humbled.
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Now if that wasn't a paid post I don't know what is
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02-13-2013, 02:19 PM
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Literotica Guru
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so i missed all the excitement again? again???
*considers sulking . . . - nah, too much effort and faux-pouting* but still, i feel late to the partayyyy
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Insinuating that pictures of his junk should generate excitement might be overkill...I already said it was his ferret.
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02-13-2013, 02:21 PM
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quite quacked
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Insinuating that pictures of his junk should generate excitement might be overkill...I already said it was his ferret.
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two ferrets? only we mustn't omit zumi's offering
just sayin'
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02-13-2013, 02:23 PM
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AKA Bean
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Insinuating that pictures of his junk should generate excitement might be overkill...I already said it was his ferret.
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I was in a little shop last week that had animal skins...yes, they had Ferrets.
I dam near took a picture of one just to post here.
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02-13-2013, 02:26 PM
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Literotica Guru
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two ferrets? only we mustn't omit zumi's offering
just sayin'
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That was only to eve.
We didn't get nuttin.
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02-13-2013, 02:30 PM
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今
islandman is offline
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Eve is nice. 
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Every fifth day is a Halladay.
Kaizen, baby.
Im just gonna say this...to the people, not so much the people in the audience as the people sitting in my mind.
Sanctuary.
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02-13-2013, 02:31 PM
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quite quacked
butters is offline
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*folds arms*
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