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Old 02-12-2013, 06:20 PM   #1
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What are you people doing in this forum?



When I drive by here on my way to work, there are always dozens of cars parked along the road.

What is going on here that is so entertaining?

Hello, hello, hello...

Why doesn't anybody answer the door?

I bet that it's a cult and they worship the devil.

Next Sunday at church services, I am going to pray for them.

God bless you...
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Old 02-12-2013, 06:42 PM   #2
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Show us your tits.
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Old 02-12-2013, 06:44 PM   #3
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I' preforming oral sex in return for tuition money for next year.
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Old 02-12-2013, 06:57 PM   #4
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Old 02-12-2013, 07:17 PM   #5
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this almost made me laugh lol
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Old 02-12-2013, 07:49 PM   #6
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My daddy is a Preacher at the Baptist Church.



He says that I have the devil is inside of me...

Every Sunday after church, he gives me an exorcism.

It's been a year since then.

Does it take that long to perform an exorcism?

I was just wondering...
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Old 02-13-2013, 01:54 PM   #7
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You are being naughty and I'm going to tell Mommy what you said.
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Old 02-13-2013, 05:07 PM   #8
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You are being naughty and I'm going to tell Mommy what you said.
Good. If I were 20 years younger, I'd still be 20 years too old for this broad. Maybe Mommy is closer to being properly aged.
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Old 02-13-2013, 05:12 PM   #9
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Old 02-13-2013, 05:31 PM   #10
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I think I recognize him - I put him on iggy a couple of years ago.
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