This made me think of how back in the day royalty had the "food tasters" who would eat/drink something to make sure it wasn't poisoned.
"I want to go down on my wife, do me a favor and take a quick taste first"
I think I just threw up in the back of my throat a little. This was the equivalent of a literary bowel movement. How is this hot?
01/24/14 By: Anonymous
are awful hard on this writer after all anyone who would submit this story has to be a little slow if not then just plain retarded.
Lovecraft has hit rock bottom with this story. It REALLY sucks!