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01-30-2013, 10:44 PM
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Virgin
lilsexykitty13 is offline
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Punishments
My master had a hard day n he wanted me to find suggestions for him on ways he can abuse my cunt that would please him plz help me out
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01-30-2013, 11:10 PM
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Assume the position!
Sir_Winston54 is offline
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Shove a pencil in it and write, 100 times in legible cursive:
"I will learn to write minimally literate sentences with proper punctuation and grammar."
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Grammar: The difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.[Jacked from Wenchie's friend's Facebook page. Thanks!]
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01-31-2013, 09:41 PM
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Versatile_lady is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir_Winston54
Shove a pencil in it and write, 100 times in legible cursive:
"I will learn to write minimally literate sentences with proper punctuation and grammar."
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Oh my god, I just laughed so hard.  |
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01-31-2013, 10:27 PM
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Literotica Guru
marieR19 is offline
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*giggles at Sir Winston*
A more serious answer: These type of "pick my punishment for me!" threads aren't responded to well around here. It's lazy, and nothing can really come of it. WE don't know you, or your master, so WE have no idea how your master normally likes to "abuse your cunt", what he doesn't like, what you don't like, etc. These type of questions simply CAN'T be answered by strangers. If your master doesn't want to make the effort to think of a punishment for you, he should make you think of one. Instead of asking strangers.
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Do you really want to know what I’m thinking right now? I want to punch that pretty little face of yours until it’s black and blue. I want to punch you and kick you until you can’t breathe. You implied that I would have sex for money, and I want to beat you until you beg for mercy.
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02-01-2013, 10:30 AM
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能ある鷹は爪を隠す。
Primalex is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by lilsexykitty13
My master had a hard day n he wanted me to find suggestions for him on ways he can abuse my cunt that would please him plz help me out
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Pour some bullet ants over it.
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02-01-2013, 11:52 AM
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Pet me! Pet me! Pet me!
Loverskitten is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir_Winston54
Shove a pencil in it and write, 100 times in legible cursive:
"I will learn to write minimally literate sentences with proper punctuation and grammar."
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But every time I write a period, I lose another pencil up there *pout*
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Last edited by Loverskitten : 02-01-2013 at 02:00 PM.
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02-01-2013, 01:54 PM
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Literotica Guru
amofiga is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir_Winston54
Shove a pencil in it and write, 100 times in legible cursive:
"I will learn to write minimally literate sentences with proper punctuation and grammar."
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I'm still laughing. It would be like being ordered to piss your name in the snow 100 times. |
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02-02-2013, 12:11 PM
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Experienced
richdaw7611 is offline
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shoot yourself?  |
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02-02-2013, 01:37 PM
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King O' Hearts
Stella_Omega is offline
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Originally Posted by Loverskitten
But every time I write a period, I lose another pencil up there *pout*
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Best response yet.  I'm laughing all over again! |
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02-02-2013, 01:43 PM
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Experienced
NightSlut is offline
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Originally Posted by Stella_Omega
Best response yet. I'm laughing all over again! |
Every time I feel some guilt for having "darker" fantasies, I read a response like this one and realize, "How bad could I be to have company as witty as this?!" |
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02-02-2013, 01:45 PM
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King O' Hearts
Stella_Omega is offline
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Originally Posted by NightSlut
Every time I feel some guilt for having "darker" fantasies, I read a response like this one and realize, "How bad could I be to have company as witty as this?!"
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Very bad. Go to my room.
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02-02-2013, 01:53 PM
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Experienced
NightSlut is offline
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Originally Posted by Stella_Omega
Very bad. Go to my room.
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Hmmmm... How long until you join me?
Maybe you should start a thread asking what my punishment should be? |
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02-02-2013, 10:04 PM
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Really Really Experienced
His_pet_slut is offline
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Originally Posted by NightSlut
Hmmmm... How long until you join me?
Maybe you should start a thread asking what my punishment should be? |
I do believe that is a what should my punishment be thread we would all enjoy. 
S~
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Ya gotta sin to get saved
Some random answers to save you some time:
Happily owned and only here for like-minded conversation on the forums.
I don't cam or talk on IM.
Yes, I have permission to be here.
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02-02-2013, 10:27 PM
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Assume the position!
Sir_Winston54 is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by NightSlut
Hmmmm... How long until you join me?
Maybe you should start a thread asking what my punishment should be? |
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Originally Posted by His_pet_slut
I do believe that is a what should my punishment be thread we would all enjoy.
S~ |
Ohhh, all you sluts stick together.....
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Grammar: The difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.[Jacked from Wenchie's friend's Facebook page. Thanks!]
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02-02-2013, 10:40 PM
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Really Really Experienced
His_pet_slut is offline
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Originally Posted by Sir_Winston54
Ohhh, all you sluts stick together.....
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True. We have a Union and it is part of the bylaws.
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~trophyslut~
"A filthy mind and willing flesh are a dreadful thing to waste." ~me~ and Stella says it is sig-worthy.
Ya gotta sin to get saved
Some random answers to save you some time:
Happily owned and only here for like-minded conversation on the forums.
I don't cam or talk on IM.
Yes, I have permission to be here.
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02-03-2013, 03:35 AM
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Really Experienced
ameliajax is offline
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Ok, I'm new here and I don't know if I should be laughing as hard as I am, but ... I think I'm going to like it here.
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02-03-2013, 10:05 AM
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Assume the position!
Sir_Winston54 is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ameliajax
Ok, I'm new here and I don't know if I should be laughing as hard as I am, but ... I think I'm going to like it here.
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Laughter is good.
From a brief scan of your posts, I think you're going to like it here, too. You're literate (a good thing in a place called LITerotica, which we call "a place where the size of your polysyllable matters!"), and not too serious about yourself and life.
Welcome to BDSM Talk, a forum intended for discussion of BDSM topics. Our Library has been lovingly kept up by the Librarians over the years, and the second post in that thread provides links to alphabetically arranged links to posts that list threads/topics within that portion of the alphabet (sort of like a card catalog, if you're old enough to remember those  ). This is (usually) the sort-of serious side of our lives (though the instant thread is a good example of how we sometimes stray from that seriousness).
The BDSM Café, our sub-forum, is for chatter about topics of almost any nature from the viewpoint(s) of people interested in, involved in, or living in the BDSM culture, and sometimes from a viewpoint of BDSM *as* a culture (though that's more rare). It also contains a number of more playful threads, e.g., word association; drop-a-letter, add-a-letter, "What made you smile/laugh today," "What pissed you off today," etc.
Please feel free to wander through both halves of the forum, sampling and tasting whatever strikes your fancy, and adding in your $0.02 worth wherever you'd like. We are, for the most part, a pretty nice group of people, mostly with a sense of humor, and with experience ranging from "Wow, I just read 'Fifty Shades' and I want to be submissive to 48 different guys (or girls), and get my butt spanked and nipples pinched and have fantastic sex three times every night and have 14 orgasms each time," to people who have been in and lived in the BDSM culture for periods up to several decades. The former probably won't have much to add to your life except a few giggles, at least to begin with; the latter may be able to offer you insights they've gained, sometimes at great cost to their mental and/or physical well-being, over the years.
Again: Welcome to BDSM Talk and the Café! I too think you're going to like it here.
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Grammar: The difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.[Jacked from Wenchie's friend's Facebook page. Thanks!]
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02-03-2013, 11:43 AM
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Perv on!
midwestyankee is offline
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You live within 125 miles of Harvard. Tell him to send you there to amuse the locals. With any luck one of them will woo you with chocolates and a dictionary.
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