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Old 01-31-2013, 09:54 AM   #1
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Sex and almost death in Brazil

http://www.salon.com/2013/01/30/death_by_cunnilingus/

Well... what can you say.
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Old 01-31-2013, 10:24 AM   #2
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One could ask the opened ended question of the woman, "WTF were you thinking?"
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Writing poetry is kind of like being a husband. You have to learn when to shut up and call it done.
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Old 01-31-2013, 07:05 PM   #3
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And they say love is dead ?
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Old 01-31-2013, 07:10 PM   #4
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This made me think of how back in the day royalty had the "food tasters" who would eat/drink something to make sure it wasn't poisoned.

"I want to go down on my wife, do me a favor and take a quick taste first"
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The queen is the most powerful piece in the game of chess and frequently has to protect the rather weak king.

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Old 01-31-2013, 07:18 PM   #5
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That article is chock full of awesome.
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Old 01-31-2013, 08:02 PM   #6
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I linked it to a friend who pointed out that Darwin will "never run out of playthings."
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Old 01-31-2013, 08:19 PM   #7
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I linked it to a friend who pointed out that Darwin will "never run out of playthings."
LOL My thoughts were similar -- "Darwin missed one."
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Old 01-31-2013, 08:32 PM   #8
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This guy will help!
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