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02-01-2013, 01:21 AM
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#101
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Bite my shiny metal ass!
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20 bucks says she's already given a blowjob in it.
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Coincidentally, that's her price for four blowjobs.
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02-04-2013, 06:54 PM
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#102
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Bonnie Blue
I love, love, love my new car. Her name is Bonnie Blue. |
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02-04-2013, 07:06 PM
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Really Experienced
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Bonnie Blue!....very nice, hun.....good luck with her. Treat her well, and she'll reward you with a great ride, for years to come.  |
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02-12-2013, 03:31 AM
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#104
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Bite my shiny metal ass!
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Originally Posted by pink
I love, love, love my new car. Her name is Bonnie Blue.
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It's even uglier than most Hondas.
And what the fuck kind of loser names their car?
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02-12-2013, 03:37 AM
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assking for it
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Originally Posted by John Doe
It's even uglier than most Hondas.
And what the fuck kind of loser names their car?
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*puts hand up slowly..... 
All our cars have names.
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02-12-2013, 04:52 AM
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Hazy Horticulture
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Originally Posted by John Doe
It's even uglier than most Hondas.
And what the fuck kind of loser names their car?
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Type R....it's what's on the inside that counts...
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"Angel of the Lord, what are these tortured screams?"
And the angel said unto me,
"These are the cries of the carrots,
The cries of the carrots.
You see, reverend Maynard, tomorrow is harvest day
And to them it is the holocaust."
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02-12-2013, 05:51 AM
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#107
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Bite my shiny metal ass!
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Originally Posted by warrior queen
*puts hand up slowly.....
All our cars have names. |
Loser.
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Originally Posted by BotanyBoy
Type R....it's what's on the inside that counts...
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According to its own URL that's a photo of the tachometer from a Mazda RX-8. What does that have to do with the whore's shitty Honda?
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02-12-2013, 06:16 AM
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assking for it
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Originally Posted by John Doe
Loser.
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Maybe...... but I'm a loser with a huge shed full of classic cars.
All with names 
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02-12-2013, 06:18 AM
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Bite my shiny metal ass!
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Originally Posted by warrior queen
Maybe...... but I'm a loser with a huge shed full of classic cars.
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Yeah yeah yeah, and you're the world's strongest billionaire, blah blah blah...
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02-12-2013, 01:41 PM
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assking for it
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Originally Posted by John Doe
Yeah yeah yeah, and you're the world's strongest billionaire, blah blah blah...
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Our cars are our retirement plan.
We buy them, restore them, and later on we'll sell most of them.
Totally unbelievable, right?
Must be lying again 
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02-12-2013, 05:41 PM
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rub on my leg little grrl
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Originally Posted by warrior queen
Maybe...... but I'm a loser with a huge shed full of classic cars.
All with names
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Just as I thought. |
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02-12-2013, 06:24 PM
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assking for it
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Originally Posted by Lancecastor
Just as I thought.
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Haha!
Actually, we have a buyer coming to look at one of the LTD's on Saturday.
If he stays within $1000 of what we're asking, we'll probably sell.
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02-12-2013, 07:18 PM
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rub on my leg little grrl
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Originally Posted by warrior queen
Haha!
Actually, we have a buyer coming to look at one of the LTD's on Saturday.
If he stays within $1000 of what we're asking, we'll probably sell.
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LTD... what year make and model is that? |
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02-12-2013, 08:47 PM
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assking for it
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Originally Posted by Lancecastor
LTD... what year make and model is that?
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Ford LTD, 1989.
http://m.gumtree.com.au/v?adId=1012038989
Ours is similar to this one, but has been lowered and has quite a few extras. Tinted windows, vented brakes and she's been supercharged as well.
I'm on my tab out of town, or I'd go out and get a pic!
But that one is close. Same colour.
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02-12-2013, 08:54 PM
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Knows when to fold 'em.
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Originally Posted by warrior queen
Ford LTD, 1989.
http://m.gumtree.com.au/v?adId=1012038989
Ours is similar to this one, but has been lowered and has quite a few extras. Tinted windows, vented brakes and she's been supercharged as well.
I'm on my tab out of town, or I'd go out and get a pic!
But that one is close. Same colour. |
That would be worth about 400 dollars here. A real classic.
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02-12-2013, 10:05 PM
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assking for it
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Originally Posted by Adre
That would be worth about 400 dollars here. A real classic.
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Then you need someone who knows cars.....
This one is now set up in full race mode - running a Toploader cast box, Hurst shifter, 4V dart heads, 9 inch gear, 31-spline diff.... without the supercharger, she had 531 on the dyno.
My guess is, you haven't got a fucking clue what I'm talking about
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02-13-2013, 12:33 AM
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assking for it
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Yep, adre..... You have no fucking idea what I am talking about.
Give me shit based on NOTHING.....
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02-13-2013, 12:47 AM
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Hazy Horticulture
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Originally Posted by warrior queen
Then you need someone who knows cars.....
This one is now set up in full race mode - running a Toploader cast box, Hurst shifter, 4V dart heads, 9 inch gear, 31-spline diff.... without the supercharger, she had 531 on the dyno.
My guess is, you haven't got a fucking clue what I'm talking about |
Pffft....too bad it's in a 15 ton land yacht or it might be fast.
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"Angel of the Lord, what are these tortured screams?"
And the angel said unto me,
"These are the cries of the carrots,
The cries of the carrots.
You see, reverend Maynard, tomorrow is harvest day
And to them it is the holocaust."
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02-13-2013, 12:50 AM
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assking for it
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Pffft....too bad it's in a 15 ton land yacht or it might be fast.
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Hahaha.... this car is 1294 kg.
Fail.
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02-13-2013, 12:54 AM
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Hazy Horticulture
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Originally Posted by warrior queen
Hahaha.... this car is 1294 kg.
Fail.
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793kg with driver and full tank of gas....keep trying, last I saw the little 2L FWD Hondas were running low 8's @ 185-190 mph on 2L built factory engines.
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"Angel of the Lord, what are these tortured screams?"
And the angel said unto me,
"These are the cries of the carrots,
The cries of the carrots.
You see, reverend Maynard, tomorrow is harvest day
And to them it is the holocaust."
Last edited by BotanyBoy : 02-13-2013 at 12:59 AM.
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02-13-2013, 01:02 AM
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Bite my shiny metal ass!
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Originally Posted by warrior queen
Haha!
Actually, we have a buyer coming to look at one of the LTD's on Saturday.
If he stays within $1000 of what we're asking, we'll probably sell.
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That's not a classic car by any definition.
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02-13-2013, 01:03 AM
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Literotica Guru
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Quote:
Originally Posted by warrior queen
Yep, adre..... You have no fucking idea what I am talking about.
Give me shit based on NOTHING.....
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Yet...
...you're too daft to realize that:
1. the LTD you've described cannot be described as a "classic" because it in no way substantially conforms to original manufacturer specifications and appearance, so...
2. you're the one who actually has "no fucking idea what" you're "talking about." |
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02-13-2013, 01:04 AM
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Virgin
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It matches your eyes! |
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02-13-2013, 02:59 AM
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assking for it
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Originally Posted by eyer
Yet...
...you're too daft to realize that:
1. the LTD you've described cannot be described as a "classic" because it in no way substantially conforms to original manufacturer specifications and appearance, so...
2. you're the one who actually has "no fucking idea what" you're "talking about."
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Maybe your laws are different..... but here, so long as 50% or more of the entire car is still original, then it can be registered as special interest after a certain number of years (effectively making it a classic).
Stop trying to put your American laws onto every other country.
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02-13-2013, 03:09 AM
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Grrrrr. . .
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Stop trying to put your American laws onto every other country.
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Hey, c'mon, they're HILARIOUS laws. We're still in stitches over that whole three-fifths-of-a-person thing in the Constitution...
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