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Old 02-01-2013, 01:21 AM   #101
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20 bucks says she's already given a blowjob in it.
Coincidentally, that's her price for four blowjobs.
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Old 02-04-2013, 06:54 PM   #102
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I love, love, love my new car. Her name is Bonnie Blue.
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Old 02-04-2013, 07:06 PM   #103
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Bonnie Blue!....very nice, hun.....good luck with her. Treat her well, and she'll reward you with a great ride, for years to come.
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Old 02-12-2013, 03:31 AM   #104
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I love, love, love my new car. Her name is Bonnie Blue.
It's even uglier than most Hondas.

And what the fuck kind of loser names their car?
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Old 02-12-2013, 03:37 AM   #105
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It's even uglier than most Hondas.

And what the fuck kind of loser names their car?
*puts hand up slowly.....

All our cars have names.
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Old 02-12-2013, 04:52 AM   #106
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It's even uglier than most Hondas.

And what the fuck kind of loser names their car?
Type R....it's what's on the inside that counts...
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Old 02-12-2013, 05:51 AM   #107
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*puts hand up slowly.....

All our cars have names.
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Type R....it's what's on the inside that counts...
According to its own URL that's a photo of the tachometer from a Mazda RX-8. What does that have to do with the whore's shitty Honda?
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Old 02-12-2013, 06:16 AM   #108
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Maybe...... but I'm a loser with a huge shed full of classic cars.
All with names
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Old 02-12-2013, 06:18 AM   #109
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Maybe...... but I'm a loser with a huge shed full of classic cars.
All with names
Yeah yeah yeah, and you're the world's strongest billionaire, blah blah blah...
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Old 02-12-2013, 01:41 PM   #110
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Yeah yeah yeah, and you're the world's strongest billionaire, blah blah blah...
Our cars are our retirement plan.
We buy them, restore them, and later on we'll sell most of them.
Totally unbelievable, right?
Must be lying again
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Old 02-12-2013, 05:41 PM   #111
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Maybe...... but I'm a loser with a huge shed full of classic cars.
All with names

Just as I thought.
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Old 02-12-2013, 06:24 PM   #112
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Just as I thought.
Haha!
Actually, we have a buyer coming to look at one of the LTD's on Saturday.
If he stays within $1000 of what we're asking, we'll probably sell.
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Old 02-12-2013, 07:18 PM   #113
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Haha!
Actually, we have a buyer coming to look at one of the LTD's on Saturday.
If he stays within $1000 of what we're asking, we'll probably sell.
LTD... what year make and model is that?
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Old 02-12-2013, 08:47 PM   #114
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LTD... what year make and model is that?
Ford LTD, 1989.

http://m.gumtree.com.au/v?adId=1012038989

Ours is similar to this one, but has been lowered and has quite a few extras. Tinted windows, vented brakes and she's been supercharged as well.
I'm on my tab out of town, or I'd go out and get a pic!
But that one is close. Same colour.
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Old 02-12-2013, 08:54 PM   #115
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Ford LTD, 1989.

http://m.gumtree.com.au/v?adId=1012038989

Ours is similar to this one, but has been lowered and has quite a few extras. Tinted windows, vented brakes and she's been supercharged as well.
I'm on my tab out of town, or I'd go out and get a pic!
But that one is close. Same colour.
That would be worth about 400 dollars here. A real classic.
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Old 02-12-2013, 10:05 PM   #116
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That would be worth about 400 dollars here. A real classic.
Then you need someone who knows cars.....
This one is now set up in full race mode - running a Toploader cast box, Hurst shifter, 4V dart heads, 9 inch gear, 31-spline diff.... without the supercharger, she had 531 on the dyno.
My guess is, you haven't got a fucking clue what I'm talking about
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Old 02-13-2013, 12:33 AM   #117
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Yep, adre..... You have no fucking idea what I am talking about.
Give me shit based on NOTHING.....
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Old 02-13-2013, 12:47 AM   #118
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Then you need someone who knows cars.....
This one is now set up in full race mode - running a Toploader cast box, Hurst shifter, 4V dart heads, 9 inch gear, 31-spline diff.... without the supercharger, she had 531 on the dyno.
My guess is, you haven't got a fucking clue what I'm talking about
Pffft....too bad it's in a 15 ton land yacht or it might be fast.
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Old 02-13-2013, 12:50 AM   #119
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Pffft....too bad it's in a 15 ton land yacht or it might be fast.
Hahaha.... this car is 1294 kg.
Fail.
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Hahaha.... this car is 1294 kg.
Fail.



793kg with driver and full tank of gas....keep trying, last I saw the little 2L FWD Hondas were running low 8's @ 185-190 mph on 2L built factory engines.

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Old 02-13-2013, 01:02 AM   #121
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Haha!
Actually, we have a buyer coming to look at one of the LTD's on Saturday.
If he stays within $1000 of what we're asking, we'll probably sell.
That's not a classic car by any definition.
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Old 02-13-2013, 01:03 AM   #122
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Yep, adre..... You have no fucking idea what I am talking about.
Give me shit based on NOTHING.....
Yet...

...you're too daft to realize that:

1. the LTD you've described cannot be described as a "classic" because it in no way substantially conforms to original manufacturer specifications and appearance, so...

2. you're the one who actually has "no fucking idea what" you're "talking about."
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Old 02-13-2013, 02:59 AM   #124
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Yet...

...you're too daft to realize that:

1. the LTD you've described cannot be described as a "classic" because it in no way substantially conforms to original manufacturer specifications and appearance, so...

2. you're the one who actually has "no fucking idea what" you're "talking about."
Maybe your laws are different..... but here, so long as 50% or more of the entire car is still original, then it can be registered as special interest after a certain number of years (effectively making it a classic).
Stop trying to put your American laws onto every other country.
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Old 02-13-2013, 03:09 AM   #125
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Stop trying to put your American laws onto every other country.
Hey, c'mon, they're HILARIOUS laws. We're still in stitches over that whole three-fifths-of-a-person thing in the Constitution...
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