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01-30-2013, 11:38 AM
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You're not doing it right if you can't make it happen.
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"Making it happen" doesn't typically lead to good sex. That's for kids who want sex just for the sake of having it.
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01-30-2013, 11:42 AM
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"Making it happen" doesn't typically lead to good sex. That's for kids who want sex just for the sake of having it.
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01-30-2013, 11:46 AM
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You're fuckin out
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"Making it happen" doesn't typically lead to good sex. That's for kids who want sex just for the sake of having it.
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Really dependent on what your thrill is and what get's you off.....wasn't there a movie about people getting off on car crashes or some shit? I know some who just like the risk of being caught/in public.
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01-30-2013, 12:07 PM
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rub on my leg little grrl
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One of the most underrated scenes in movies is in Darkman when the villain uses a dippy bird as a bomb timer.
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I think of drinking birds as the grrls who do $10 front seat blowjobs.
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01-30-2013, 12:08 PM
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Knows when to fold 'em.
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I think of drinking birds as the grrls who do $10 front seat blowjobs.
When I was a teen, you could most certainly fornicate on the front seat of a car.
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Sadly, bench seats have gone the way of the dodo bird. 
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01-30-2013, 12:20 PM
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Have you ever tried to do anything sexual in the front seat of a car? Not happening.
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I have, and you're a quitter.
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01-30-2013, 12:25 PM
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I have, and you're a quitter.
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Modern cars aren't built for it. Bench seats have been mentioned. In those days, yes. The front seat of my car now is like a cockpit.
This isn't my actual car but I have the same model. My actual car is not this clean.
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01-30-2013, 12:27 PM
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Damn!
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01-30-2013, 12:42 PM
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Passenger side, rookie.
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01-30-2013, 12:43 PM
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Damn!
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I know, there's no extra room. It's comfy but it's not made for fucking.
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"Early in life I had to choose between honest arrogance and hypocritical humility. I chose the former and have seen no reason to change"
"An architect's most useful tools are an eraser at the drafting board, and a wrecking bar at the site"
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Autism Speaks. Are you listening?
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01-30-2013, 12:44 PM
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Passenger side, rookie.
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There's empty pop bottles and bags from Arby's over there. I'm not doing anything in that mess.
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-Sideshow Bob
"Early in life I had to choose between honest arrogance and hypocritical humility. I chose the former and have seen no reason to change"
"An architect's most useful tools are an eraser at the drafting board, and a wrecking bar at the site"
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Autism Speaks. Are you listening?
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01-30-2013, 12:48 PM
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There's empty pop bottles and bags from Arby's over there. I'm not doing anything in that mess.
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I yield.
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Kaizen, baby.
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01-30-2013, 12:49 PM
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I yield.
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As you should. You're a man after all.
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"Early in life I had to choose between honest arrogance and hypocritical humility. I chose the former and have seen no reason to change"
"An architect's most useful tools are an eraser at the drafting board, and a wrecking bar at the site"
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Autism Speaks. Are you listening?
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01-30-2013, 12:51 PM
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As you should. You're a man after all.
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Eh, go fuck your stick-shift.
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Kaizen, baby.
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01-30-2013, 12:51 PM
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We used to have a Dodge Dakota pickup that had a bench seat. You could fuck on that. Lots of room. Not that I would know because...ok, I'd know. That was years ago though. I was more flexible then.
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"Attempted murder, I ask you, what is that? Do they give a Nobel Prize for attempted chemistry?"
-Sideshow Bob
"Early in life I had to choose between honest arrogance and hypocritical humility. I chose the former and have seen no reason to change"
"An architect's most useful tools are an eraser at the drafting board, and a wrecking bar at the site"
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Autism Speaks. Are you listening?
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01-30-2013, 12:52 PM
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Eh, go fuck your stick-shift.
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It's an automatic.
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"Early in life I had to choose between honest arrogance and hypocritical humility. I chose the former and have seen no reason to change"
"An architect's most useful tools are an eraser at the drafting board, and a wrecking bar at the site"
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Autism Speaks. Are you listening?
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01-30-2013, 12:53 PM
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And you can make it a 700 hp vett raping coke can on wheels for about 10,000 bucks while still pulling off 27mpg. No gay lights or body kits needed 
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It's like you use an entirely different language.
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01-30-2013, 12:55 PM
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Loves amps
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It's like you use an entirely different language.
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E-stone-ian.
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01-30-2013, 12:55 PM
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It's an automatic.
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Of course it is.
Go fuck your gear-shift.
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Every fifth day is a Halladay.
Kaizen, baby.
I’m just gonna say this...to the people, not so much the people in the audience as the people sitting in my mind.”
Sanctuary.
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01-30-2013, 01:00 PM
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Pink, I'm happy for you. It sounds like you've had lots of positive things happening lately.
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01-30-2013, 01:02 PM
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700 HP is fine.
Give up the air conditioning?
Fuck that.
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01-30-2013, 01:03 PM
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is around that time
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01-30-2013, 01:03 PM
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Pink, I'm happy for you. It sounds like you've had lots of positive things happening lately.
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Join me in my back seat?
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700 HP is fine.
Give up the air conditioning?
Fuck that.
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Princess.
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Every fifth day is a Halladay.
Kaizen, baby.
I’m just gonna say this...to the people, not so much the people in the audience as the people sitting in my mind.”
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01-30-2013, 01:05 PM
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Loves amps
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700 HP is fine.
Give up the air conditioning?
Fuck that.
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True story: my cousins used to make their parents drive around with the windows up in the summer in their small town, so other people would think they had AC (which they didn't).
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01-30-2013, 01:06 PM
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Sex in confined spaces went to a new level when we tried to do it in a tractor seat.
http://www.agedstock.com/images/newv...45_cab_002.jpg
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