A sexy voice...

[Emerson40]

Originally Posted by Rainshine

You wanna love Pmann, Em?

Though this offer is very generous of you, and may likely satisfy the depraved and under-shorts dampening fantasy you cling to, of two sexual leviathans of our caliber engaged in a carnal relationship, at your service and performing at your behest, this will never happen. Which is probably for the best, as the risks involved should you witness such a meeting could overwhelm you beyond the threshold of your senses, leaving you an asexual husk, numb to the touch or affections of others for the rest of your days. You would be looking into the coital abyss, and would be transformed and forever scarred, not unlike those Nazi dudes that looked into the Ark in that Indiana Jones flick.

Or it might just curtail the existing skittle-dittling visions of the two of us you currently reference in your spanky-banky.

No, the something I was referring to was the subtle affection, tenderly conveyed through the shared recordings, that Pmann clearly has for his Sparkly Splash of Aussie. You can hear it when he says your name. It wavers there, as one tries to discern if his accent is from Namibia or Wagga Wagga.
That fake accent had bedroom eyes. B E D R O O M E Y E S.

[Rainshine]

Are you sure you're not reading too much into this, Em? I'm going to have to go back and listen again so I can hear these bedroom eyes.

However, regressing ever so slightly, I am certain I could handle such a splendid vision as you and my favourite stickman, but if i couldn't that would be an amazing last hoorah! I'm willing to risk it. You know, just in case you guys ever decide to give it a whirl.

[pmann]

I must confess... Emerson cracked my code. I thought I was a ninja. A master of disguise. But Em is sharp. He sees me. He sees/hears those bedroom eyes. Indeed I have an affection for my beloved Rainshine.

I call top, Em.

[Emerson40]

Originally Posted by Rainshine

Are you sure you're not reading too much into this, Em? I'm going to have to go back and listen again so I can hear these bedroom eyes.

However, regressing ever so slightly, I am certain I could handle such a splendid vision as you and my favourite stickman, but if i couldn't that would be an amazing last hoorah! I'm willing to risk it. You know, just in case you guys ever decide to give it a whirl.

Originally Posted by pmann

I must confess... Emerson cracked my code. I thought I was a ninja. A master of disguise. But Em is sharp. He sees me. He sees/hears those bedroom eyes. Indeed I have an affection for my beloved Rainshine.

I call top, Em.

You two will need to curb your appetites. My role in this situation is primarily that of an observer. Because of my brilliant deductive skills and keen ability to notice the obvious, there is always the risk that those under my study eventually desire me, and interject me into their fantasies and intimate imaginings.

I can't control where your thoughts drift as you close your eyes in your states of arousal. I am flattered that I appear to feature prominently in these thoughts and dreams, but my intentions are to inspire, not titillate.

Again, I am truly flattered. But my postings are only pointing out what others may not so readily see, and my intention is to facilitate what I, and a few others in Litdom, see as the eventual outcome of the cutey-patootie posting bursts shared between you.

Besides, I would need a welder's face shield to protect me from the intense radiance of one, and could not endure the colossal peni-skewering administered by the other.

Observer. Facilitator. That's me.

[Rainshine]

Originally Posted by Emerson40

You two will need to curb your appetites. My role in this situation is primarily that of an observer. Because of my brilliant deductive skills and keen ability to notice the obvious, there is always the risk that those under my study eventually desire me, and interject me into their fantasies and intimate imaginings.

I can't control where your thoughts drift as you close your eyes in your states of arousal. I am flattered that I appear to feature prominently in these thoughts and dreams, but my intentions are to inspire, not titillate.

Again, I am truly flattered. But my postings are only pointing out what others may not so readily see, and my intention is to facilitate what I, and a few others in Litdom, see as the eventual outcome of the cutey-patootie posting bursts shared between you.

Besides, I would need a welder's face shield to protect me from the intense radiance of one, and could not endure the colossal peni-skewering administered by the other.

Observer. Facilitator. That's me.

I will attempt to kerb my appetite for some man man love. It will be difficult with two perfect specimens in my sights but I will have a red hot crack at it.

As for the eventual outcome of which you speak... I am afraid to hear what you (and these other Litsters of which you speak) might see. Luckily though, I know everything, and oddly enough, I am right all the time so I can foresee how it will all end.

[Rainshine]

Oh, and I know what you're up to Cupid.. this is all smoke and mirrors because you are too afraid to share your Irish accent with the OP and the rest of us.

[pmann]

Originally Posted by Rainshine

I will attempt to kerb my appetite for some man man love. It will be difficult with two perfect specimens in my sights but I will have a red hot crack at it.

As for the eventual outcome of which you speak... I am afraid to hear what you (and these other Litsters of which you speak) might see. Luckily though, I know everything, and oddly enough, I am right all the time so I can foresee how it will all end.

This made me laugh.

[Rainshine]

Originally Posted by pmann

This made me laugh.

Shhhh!