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05-23-2012, 03:07 PM
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So, what did you watch today...
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05-23-2012, 06:26 PM
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Haha, that's awesome!
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05-23-2012, 08:08 PM
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~ay, there's the rub~
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05-23-2012, 08:17 PM
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Awesome. The only thing I can think of that would be more entertaining is to watch Curious_In_Cali in a slinky dress.
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05-24-2012, 12:28 AM
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Reminded me of a person with their hands shoved into their pockets. No specific destination in mind, (s)he strolled along--whistling all the way.
Slinkies still captivate me, and I exercise my parental authority as an excuse for my impatience to play with the children's toys: "Muwahaha. I promise I'll give it right back." Bunch of fun, that.
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05-24-2012, 09:37 AM
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>semiotics?
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http://birdcam.xcelenergy.com/index.html
I'm partial to:
http://birdcam.xcelenergy.com/kestrel.html
damn, in a week we've gone from parents feeding bites to parents dropping off whole rodents.
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In the spirit of equal time, sites like Huffington Post should have sections for male anatomy hanging out instead of just the idiotic celebrity “side boob” and “nip slip” camera ops. I have no idea what that would be like to have a camera in my face at every turn, looking for “the” shot. I know what some of you are saying. “Then why do they wear clothes like that unless they want those photos taken?” I don’t know what to tell ya. Perhaps just don’t take the fuckin picture? Evolve? I don’t know. - Henry Rollins
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05-24-2012, 09:43 AM
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"Receptionist, hold all my calls and cancel my meetings for today. I'm afraid I'm going to be involved with something the rest of the day"
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05-24-2012, 10:05 AM
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An Erotic A.I
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Yup, I can already feel the minutes of my life falling away...
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05-24-2012, 10:24 AM
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>semiotics?
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Hey I 'm sharing my secret internet porn habit.
Mom's feeding breakfast at the moment...
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In the spirit of equal time, sites like Huffington Post should have sections for male anatomy hanging out instead of just the idiotic celebrity “side boob” and “nip slip” camera ops. I have no idea what that would be like to have a camera in my face at every turn, looking for “the” shot. I know what some of you are saying. “Then why do they wear clothes like that unless they want those photos taken?” I don’t know what to tell ya. Perhaps just don’t take the fuckin picture? Evolve? I don’t know. - Henry Rollins
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05-24-2012, 10:36 AM
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Hey I 'm sharing my secret internet porn habit.
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And it has not gone unnoticed. Thank you for sharing such intimate information about yourself.
And just to show how safe I feel now that you have shared, I want to say that I have a secret internet habit as well - it is called downloading porn 
Just one question, what does one do with over 50,000 images????? 
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05-24-2012, 11:14 AM
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I have a friend who keeps a kestrel and uses it to hunt with. Falconer...
Very sexy, and scary birds
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05-24-2012, 11:25 AM
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>semiotics?
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Shankara - print and line nest?
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I have a friend who keeps a kestrel and uses it to hunt with. Falconer...
Very sexy, and scary birds
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Nothing about the size of my fist (ok half a forearm, you can put it in a shoebox!) that eats mice could be scary! They're adooooorable. I like the hovering trick.
Having one for falconry would be amazing, but wow, that's a level of commitment.
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In the spirit of equal time, sites like Huffington Post should have sections for male anatomy hanging out instead of just the idiotic celebrity “side boob” and “nip slip” camera ops. I have no idea what that would be like to have a camera in my face at every turn, looking for “the” shot. I know what some of you are saying. “Then why do they wear clothes like that unless they want those photos taken?” I don’t know what to tell ya. Perhaps just don’t take the fuckin picture? Evolve? I don’t know. - Henry Rollins
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05-24-2012, 12:12 PM
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Fascinating terror.
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05-24-2012, 01:02 PM
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Shankara - print and line nest?
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BINGO! Best idea ever for my porn collection!
but...but...but...but...
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05-24-2012, 01:22 PM
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Assume the position!
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Just one question, what does one do with over 50,000 images????? |
Images? What happened to the 36TB of videos?
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05-24-2012, 07:37 PM
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>semiotics?
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Fascinating terror.
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aieeeee!
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In the spirit of equal time, sites like Huffington Post should have sections for male anatomy hanging out instead of just the idiotic celebrity “side boob” and “nip slip” camera ops. I have no idea what that would be like to have a camera in my face at every turn, looking for “the” shot. I know what some of you are saying. “Then why do they wear clothes like that unless they want those photos taken?” I don’t know what to tell ya. Perhaps just don’t take the fuckin picture? Evolve? I don’t know. - Henry Rollins
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05-24-2012, 09:31 PM
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Fascinating terror.
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Is that a bee or a wasp? |
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05-24-2012, 10:42 PM
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Is that a bee or a wasp?
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I am not particularly sure, but I *think* it may be a European wasp.
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05-24-2012, 10:51 PM
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I am not particularly sure, but I *think* it may be a European wasp.
And, it was huge: two or so inches. Queen, possibly.
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05-24-2012, 11:04 PM
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aieeeee!
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'Twas my exact scream.
Arm self catapult style: my shoe is the instrument of destruction! Upon release, run bravely into the house. Pandora's box appeal overwhelms me: oooo, must prod "scientifically" with stick. 'Bzzzttt,' and once again a scream rips free, "Ayieeeee!"
The bird cam was just plain "evil". I watched the babies for 15 minutes earlier; however, observing all the woodland creatures in my yard is one of my hobbies. We have a mated pair of blue jays which return to nest in our oaks every year--I've watched them fend off not only our cat but also my youngest daughter during an attempted intervention.
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05-24-2012, 11:11 PM
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In that case, hats off to whoever caught it!
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Hell yeah!
Complete with involuntary tremors is my holding style, inciting a sting for sure. |
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05-24-2012, 11:38 PM
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>semiotics?
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'Twas my exact scream.
Arm self catapult style: my shoe is the instrument of destruction! Upon release, run bravely into the house. Pandora's box appeal overwhelms me: oooo, must prod "scientifically" with stick. 'Bzzzttt,' and once again a scream rips free, "Ayieeeee!"
The bird cam was just plain "evil". I watched the babies for 15 minutes earlier; however, observing all the woodland creatures in my yard is one of my hobbies. We have a mated pair of blue jays which return to nest in our oaks every year--I've watched them fend off not only our cat but also my youngest daughter during an attempted intervention.
Yesterday one saw fit to keep me company while I smoked on my side porch. What an experience! |
English sparrows in my eaves. Satan's own winged vermin - even your jays have to worry about these guys. If I drive a few blocks I inevitably encounter light poles topped with red tailed hawks. On lucky days, things like eagles and wild turkey on my lake strolls. I've GOT to start taking the camera.
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In the spirit of equal time, sites like Huffington Post should have sections for male anatomy hanging out instead of just the idiotic celebrity “side boob” and “nip slip” camera ops. I have no idea what that would be like to have a camera in my face at every turn, looking for “the” shot. I know what some of you are saying. “Then why do they wear clothes like that unless they want those photos taken?” I don’t know what to tell ya. Perhaps just don’t take the fuckin picture? Evolve? I don’t know. - Henry Rollins
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05-24-2012, 11:49 PM
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Man of Bauxite
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Hey I 'm sharing my secret internet porn habit.
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Addictive, thanks. I was hooked on an eagle cam a couple of years ago. It's easy to get sucked into the drama of the small and particular, and freeing, too. It's a good story.
Anyone remember JenniCam?
She ate breakfast a lot.
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05-25-2012, 02:33 PM
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~ay, there's the rub~
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05-25-2012, 07:07 PM
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That clip is pretty awesome. I was disillusioned at the end of the routine, though, when it was revealed there was an actual person inside the slinky get-up.
Oh, well.
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