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Old 05-23-2012, 03:07 PM   #1
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So, what did you watch today...

not much...



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Old 05-23-2012, 06:26 PM   #2
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Haha, that's awesome!

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Old 05-23-2012, 08:08 PM   #3
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Old 05-23-2012, 08:17 PM   #4
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Awesome. The only thing I can think of that would be more entertaining is to watch Curious_In_Cali in a slinky dress.
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Old 05-24-2012, 12:28 AM   #5
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Reminded me of a person with their hands shoved into their pockets. No specific destination in mind, (s)he strolled along--whistling all the way.

Slinkies still captivate me, and I exercise my parental authority as an excuse for my impatience to play with the children's toys: "Muwahaha. I promise I'll give it right back." Bunch of fun, that.
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Old 05-24-2012, 09:37 AM   #6
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http://birdcam.xcelenergy.com/index.html

I'm partial to:
http://birdcam.xcelenergy.com/kestrel.html
damn, in a week we've gone from parents feeding bites to parents dropping off whole rodents.
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Old 05-24-2012, 09:43 AM   #7
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"Receptionist, hold all my calls and cancel my meetings for today. I'm afraid I'm going to be involved with something the rest of the day"






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Old 05-24-2012, 10:05 AM   #8
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I'm partial to:
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damn, in a week we've gone from parents feeding bites to parents dropping off whole rodents.
Yup, I can already feel the minutes of my life falling away...
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Old 05-24-2012, 10:24 AM   #9
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Hey I 'm sharing my secret internet porn habit.

Mom's feeding breakfast at the moment...
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Old 05-24-2012, 10:36 AM   #10
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Hey I 'm sharing my secret internet porn habit.

And it has not gone unnoticed. Thank you for sharing such intimate information about yourself.

And just to show how safe I feel now that you have shared, I want to say that I have a secret internet habit as well - it is called downloading porn

Just one question, what does one do with over 50,000 images?????



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Old 05-24-2012, 11:14 AM   #11
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I'm partial to:
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damn, in a week we've gone from parents feeding bites to parents dropping off whole rodents.
I have a friend who keeps a kestrel and uses it to hunt with. Falconer...

Very sexy, and scary birds
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Old 05-24-2012, 11:25 AM   #12
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Shankara - print and line nest?

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I have a friend who keeps a kestrel and uses it to hunt with. Falconer...

Very sexy, and scary birds

Nothing about the size of my fist (ok half a forearm, you can put it in a shoebox!) that eats mice could be scary! They're adooooorable. I like the hovering trick.

Having one for falconry would be amazing, but wow, that's a level of commitment.
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Old 05-24-2012, 12:12 PM   #13
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Fascinating terror.
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Old 05-24-2012, 01:02 PM   #14
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Shankara - print and line nest?
BINGO! Best idea ever for my porn collection!









but...but...but...but...











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Old 05-24-2012, 01:22 PM   #15
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Just one question, what does one do with over 50,000 images?????
Images? What happened to the 36TB of videos?
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Old 05-24-2012, 07:37 PM   #16
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aieeeee!
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Is that a bee or a wasp?
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Old 05-24-2012, 10:42 PM   #18
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Is that a bee or a wasp?
I am not particularly sure, but I *think* it may be a European wasp.

And, it was huge: two or so inches. Queen, possibly.
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Old 05-24-2012, 10:51 PM   #19
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I am not particularly sure, but I *think* it may be a European wasp.

And, it was huge: two or so inches. Queen, possibly.
In that case, hats off to whoever caught it!
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Old 05-24-2012, 11:04 PM   #20
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aieeeee!

'Twas my exact scream.

Arm self catapult style: my shoe is the instrument of destruction! Upon release, run bravely into the house. Pandora's box appeal overwhelms me: oooo, must prod "scientifically" with stick. 'Bzzzttt,' and once again a scream rips free, "Ayieeeee!"

The bird cam was just plain "evil". I watched the babies for 15 minutes earlier; however, observing all the woodland creatures in my yard is one of my hobbies. We have a mated pair of blue jays which return to nest in our oaks every year--I've watched them fend off not only our cat but also my youngest daughter during an attempted intervention.

Yesterday one saw fit to keep me company while I smoked on my side porch. What an experience!
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In that case, hats off to whoever caught it!
Hell yeah!

Complete with involuntary tremors is my holding style, inciting a sting for sure.
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Old 05-24-2012, 11:38 PM   #22
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'Twas my exact scream.

Arm self catapult style: my shoe is the instrument of destruction! Upon release, run bravely into the house. Pandora's box appeal overwhelms me: oooo, must prod "scientifically" with stick. 'Bzzzttt,' and once again a scream rips free, "Ayieeeee!"

The bird cam was just plain "evil". I watched the babies for 15 minutes earlier; however, observing all the woodland creatures in my yard is one of my hobbies. We have a mated pair of blue jays which return to nest in our oaks every year--I've watched them fend off not only our cat but also my youngest daughter during an attempted intervention.

Yesterday one saw fit to keep me company while I smoked on my side porch. What an experience!

English sparrows in my eaves. Satan's own winged vermin - even your jays have to worry about these guys. If I drive a few blocks I inevitably encounter light poles topped with red tailed hawks. On lucky days, things like eagles and wild turkey on my lake strolls. I've GOT to start taking the camera.
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Old 05-24-2012, 11:49 PM   #23
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Hey I 'm sharing my secret internet porn habit.

Mom's feeding breakfast at the moment...
Addictive, thanks. I was hooked on an eagle cam a couple of years ago. It's easy to get sucked into the drama of the small and particular, and freeing, too. It's a good story.

Anyone remember JenniCam?

She ate breakfast a lot.
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Old 05-25-2012, 07:07 PM   #25
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Have you seen this slinky number?
That clip is pretty awesome. I was disillusioned at the end of the routine, though, when it was revealed there was an actual person inside the slinky get-up.

Oh, well.
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