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01-23-2013, 12:41 PM
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Proof! Vetteman is Gay! THIS IS HUGE!!! And Obama-related!!!! Plus GUNS!!!!!111!!1
Ladies and gentlemen of Lit, you know me to be meek, sensitive, shy and self-effacing. You know that I would never lie about a thread having something to do with guns just to increase the views, unless what I had to say in it was really important. This news is so big I literally leapt out of my chair and headed STRAIGHT TO THE CAPS LOCK KEY:
Vetteman is gay.
I don't mean in the "he makes so many jokes about dicks and asses that if you showed him a picture of a vagina he would think he saw Richard Simmons instead" way. I mean in the PRESIDENT OBAMA SAYS SO way.
Proof! Suck on THAT, people who think Vetteman is not gay. I guess I could just have written "Vetteman" there.
Anyway, no need to thank me, I do it for the pure joy of giving. Your happiness is all that matters to me, and I also like blowjobs (I'm looking at you, Pheliahh). I've got to go now and finish working out to a vagina video from the 80's.
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01-23-2013, 12:43 PM
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Cotillionesque
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Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
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01-23-2013, 12:46 PM
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now with 17% more class
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And I thought I was bored this afternoon...
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01-23-2013, 12:46 PM
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lol...
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01-23-2013, 12:48 PM
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As hilarious as this is was that really the most productive use of your time?
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01-23-2013, 12:53 PM
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As hilarious as this is was that really the most productive use of your time?
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Yes, it's the most productive I've been in weeks!
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01-23-2013, 01:12 PM
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Well, it's official. With a 10% response/view rate, this thread is now more popular than both the Isolated Blurt thread and the youtube porn video thread.
I have discovered something more popular on the internet than random thoughts and porn.
Pulitzer Prize in "Winning Nobel Prizes," here I come!!
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01-23-2013, 01:13 PM
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Uh...
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Yes, it's the most productive I've been in weeks!
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And expensive. That sound file cost 200 million a day to produce.
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01-23-2013, 01:21 PM
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This will actually be my second Pulitzer. The first was for "Correctly Predicting That You Will One Day Win a Second Pulitzer." There was a lot of controversy about that one. You probably remember reading about it. I wouldn't have shared, because it means boasting, but I figured you'd find out anyway one day by me telling you. So might as well nip it in the bud.
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01-23-2013, 01:23 PM
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scapolo
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Leave it to Sonny to upstage Ish's anti-obama ad. Just when he was ready to release it.
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01-23-2013, 01:34 PM
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Literotica General Board, this has been quite a day. I just received a phone call from the Nobel Committee in Stockholm, Switzermark, and they have decided to award me the Pulitzer Prize For Life. That's it, from now on I'm the permanent winner of the prize. They said something about my posts in this thread and overall level of excellence in everything I do and am/be, but I was so excited I couldn't follow everything they were saying. Plus it was in Dutch. By the way, they were most grateful when I told them about that offensive stereotype contained in the otherwise catchy Kyle's Mom Is a Big Fat Bitch song.
I am walking on shoeshine right now! I'm on Plan 9! I am perplussed!!!!!
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01-23-2013, 01:37 PM
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Bunny Honey
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Congrats on such an honor.
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01-23-2013, 01:40 PM
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catastrophe
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Can of corn for your thoughts?
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01-23-2013, 01:49 PM
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Lick The Fun Up
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I am perplussed
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01-23-2013, 01:51 PM
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feeling my way
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perplussed is worthy of an award in its own right
wottaword!
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01-23-2013, 01:52 PM
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feeling my way
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superplussed
superduperplussed....
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01-23-2013, 01:54 PM
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Uh...
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Quote:
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Literotica General Board, this has been quite a day. I just received a phone call from the Nobel Committee in Stockholm, Switzermark, and they have decided to award me the Pulitzer Prize For Life. That's it, from now on I'm the permanent winner of the prize. They said something about my posts in this thread and overall level of excellence in everything I do and am/be, but I was so excited I couldn't follow everything they were saying. Plus it was in Dutch. By the way, they were most grateful when I told them about that offensive stereotype contained in the otherwise catchy Kyle's Mom Is a Big Fat Bitch song.
I am walking on shoeshine right now! I'm on Plan 9! I am perplussed!!!!!
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Just another benighted law abiding lefty liberal.
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01-23-2013, 01:59 PM
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According to this keyboard my pussy is 'per plus sedan.'
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01-23-2013, 02:03 PM
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rub on my leg little grrl
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Gay? But he keeps asking all the guys if they're bi-furcated....
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01-23-2013, 02:07 PM
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"Lib tosser" never gets old.
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01-23-2013, 02:15 PM
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According to this keyboard my pussy is 'per plus sedan.'
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If I remember trigonometry correctly, and as winner of the Pulitzer Prize for Life, I think we know I do, per plus sedan equals a red number H.
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01-23-2013, 02:17 PM
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If I remember trigonometry correctly, and as winner of the Pulitzer Prize for Life, I think we know I do, per plus sedan equals a red number H.
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H isn't a number.
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01-23-2013, 02:20 PM
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H isn't a number.
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I think I know what is and is not a number, thank you very 17.
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01-23-2013, 02:24 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by CHNOPS
Ladies and gentlemen of Lit, you know me to be meek, sensitive, shy and self-effacing. You know that I would never lie about a thread having something to do with guns just to increase the views, unless what I had to say in it was really important. This news is so big I literally leapt out of my chair and headed STRAIGHT TO THE CAPS LOCK KEY:
Vetteman is gay.
I don't mean in the "he makes so many jokes about dicks and asses that if you showed him a picture of a vagina he would think he saw Richard Simmons instead" way. I mean in the PRESIDENT OBAMA SAYS SO way.
Proof! Suck on THAT, people who think Vetteman is not gay. I guess I could just have written "Vetteman" there.
Anyway, no need to thank me, I do it for the pure joy of giving. Your happiness is all that matters to me, and I also like blowjobs (I'm looking at you, Pheliahh). I've got to go now and finish working out to a vagina video from the 80's. |
You made it sound as if being gay is something horrible.
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01-23-2013, 02:26 PM
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Uh...
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H isn't a number.
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Is it divisible by 5?
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