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Old 01-23-2013, 05:47 AM   #26
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"She" got real quiet all of a sudden right?
Google search says, ''Anyone named ZionGirl is a hippie, do-gooder slash ugly chair-sitting person who needs to be run over with a wheel barrow full of stinky manure on Saturday.''

Just saying.
We'd all be in the dark if it weren't for google.
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Old 01-23-2013, 05:47 AM   #27
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We'd all be in the dark if it weren't for google.
lol...
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Old 01-23-2013, 05:49 AM   #28
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No no no, like I thought.... you won't put 100$ up that you are who you say you are.... why not? take the easy 100$ i'll pay


Why not? Because you're probably a guy, and even if you are a female you arent the female you show in you pictures.
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Old 01-23-2013, 05:50 AM   #29
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No no no, like I thought.... you won't put 100$ up that you are who you say you are.... why not? take the easy 100$ i'll pay


Why not? Because you're probably a guy, and even if you are a female you arent the female you show in you pictures.
It's "your," and the dollar sign goes in front of the number.

Also, "aren't" requires an apostrophe.
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Old 01-23-2013, 05:51 AM   #30
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No no no, like I thought.... you won't put 100$ up that you are who you say you are.... why not? take the easy 100$ i'll pay


Why not? Because you're probably a guy, and even if you are a female you arent the female you show in you pictures.
I not saying FakeaSmile is false, I have know way of knowing on that account, but you called it right that there are a fair few people in here who aren't what they're profile pic suggests. I do know that as fact. And those same people do try and call others out. Again this is not an accusation against FakeaSmile
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Old 01-23-2013, 05:52 AM   #31
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The GB is a mean place.

If you want nice, go to the other boards.

If you stick around, take your lumps and move on.
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Old 01-23-2013, 05:57 AM   #32
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*sigh* Everyone wants to be an Internet Warrior.
no sigh involved..... straight up... skype with me right now... if you are who you say you are not only will I admit it but i'll send you 100$ paypal.... if you are for real why would you not do it?

please tell me that


we all know you're fake as fuck and this is my first day and I can spot it
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Old 01-23-2013, 05:59 AM   #33
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Google search says, ''Anyone named ZionGirl is a hippie, do-gooder slash ugly chair-sitting person who needs to be run over with a wheel barrow full of stinky manure on Saturday.''

Just saying.
We'd all be in the dark if it weren't for google.
That was a rumor started by some kids at a grade school in Springfield, Illinois.

If you want to believe that, then fine.

I approve of the imagery, though.
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Old 01-23-2013, 06:00 AM   #34
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It's "your," and the dollar sign goes in front of the number.

Also, "aren't" requires an apostrophe.
No it was you're probably a guy.... as in you are probably a guy. Not your probably a guy.

Fuck off.
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Old 01-23-2013, 06:02 AM   #35
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Fuck off.
Oh, right. Like that'll happen.
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Old 01-23-2013, 06:03 AM   #36
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No, from one quick post you'd have no way of determining that.

You just respond like an asshole, because well.... you're an asshole.

get real.
Not even the whole post. ".... 27 f usa..." was all I needed.
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Old 01-23-2013, 06:06 AM   #37
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lol...
You. You, of all people got it.

I don't know if I should be suspicious, proud, happy, sad... Rethink my life...
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Old 01-23-2013, 06:08 AM   #38
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You. You, of all people got it.

I don't know if I should be suspicious, proud, happy, sad... Rethink my life...
Rethink your life.
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Old 01-23-2013, 06:12 AM   #39
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That was a rumor started by some kids at a grade school in Springfield, Illinois.

If you want to believe that, then fine.

I approve of the imagery, though.
Illinois rumours are The Worst.
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Old 01-23-2013, 06:15 AM   #40
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*sigh* Everyone wants to be an Internet Warrior.
haha!!
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Old 01-23-2013, 06:16 AM   #41
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You. You, of all people got it.

I don't know if I should be suspicious, proud, happy, sad... Rethink my life...
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Old 01-23-2013, 06:21 AM   #42
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Rethink your life.
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Old 01-23-2013, 06:23 AM   #43
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That would take all night!
Lol...

You do crack me up sometimes.
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Illinois rumours are The Worst.
I sometimes wonder how they became a State of this Union.

Maybe we should have given it to Canada.
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Hi i'm new here.... 27 f usa... stumbled upon this website looking for sexual stories, i'm not that great of a writer but I try from time to time. So i'd like to try on here and get feedback.

Message me if you'd like but don't be mean please!
Hi! Welcome to the General Board! Have fun and don't feed the trolls! (Well too late for that, lol!)

Can't wait to read your sexual stories!

It's sort of a tradition to ask new grrlz to post a photo of their breasts. So...
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Hi! Welcome to the General Board! Have fun and don't feed the trolls! (Well too late for that, lol!)

Can't wait to read your sexual stories!

It's sort of a tradition to ask new grrlz to post a photo of their breasts. So...
We were discussing Illinois.
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Old 01-23-2013, 06:35 AM   #47
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Tut tut. You're not going to win any friends with talk like that now are you Missy?
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No it was you're probably a guy.... as in you are probably a guy. Not your probably a guy.

Fuck off.
you're a male pretending to be a female, get over it. hahah
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Tut tut. You're not going to win any friends with talk like that now are you Missy?
Very true.
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Old 01-23-2013, 06:43 AM   #50
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We were discussing Illinois.
Lol! "We were discussing..." When have "we" ever discussed anything? "What do you mean 'we', kemosabe?" Lol!
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