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Old 01-23-2013, 04:07 AM   #1
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Hi, new here.

Hi i'm new here.... 27 f usa... stumbled upon this website looking for sexual stories, i'm not that great of a writer but I try from time to time. So i'd like to try on here and get feedback.

Message me if you'd like but don't be mean please!
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Old 01-23-2013, 04:20 AM   #2
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another alt... really? lol *shakeshead*
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Old 01-23-2013, 04:32 AM   #3
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I know what alt means, but I swear on my life i've never been on these forums.

I'm a new person, not sure why thats so amazing that you'd find it hard to believe... the first thing on google you search if you put in sex stories is this website.

I'm def a new person.
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Old 01-23-2013, 04:46 AM   #4
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I know what alt means, but I swear on my life i've never been on these forums.
you're only lying to yourself.
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Old 01-23-2013, 04:51 AM   #5
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No, im not at all... this the first and only time i've ever been on these forums.... fact... sorry that you have the delusion that the only people that can really be new to forums are within the first year they're created.

I bet this lame forum has been around years, and I bet you came on here years after that.. so you're an 'alt'.


Fuck off, you asshole, what a welcome to this site.
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Old 01-23-2013, 04:52 AM   #6
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Old 01-23-2013, 04:52 AM   #7
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Fuck off, you asshole, what a welcome to this site.
hahah...welcome aboard bitch! hahah
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Old 01-23-2013, 04:54 AM   #8
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you get off on treating people like shit, good for you....


please reassess your life
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Old 01-23-2013, 04:55 AM   #9
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you get off on treating people like shit, good for you....


please reassess your life
uhmmm to tell you more... no i don't, hahah
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Old 01-23-2013, 04:56 AM   #10
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Go fuck yourself.
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Old 01-23-2013, 04:56 AM   #11
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There are now 2 100% truths, this is the first time ive ever been on these forums, and you're a prick.

congrats
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Old 01-23-2013, 04:56 AM   #12
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There are now 2 100% truths, this is the first time ive ever been on these forums, and you're a prick.

congrats
lol.. don't worry, you'll be alright!
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Old 01-23-2013, 04:56 AM   #13
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Old 01-23-2013, 04:58 AM   #14
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do you guys really treat every new person on this site like this?

just wondering..
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Old 01-23-2013, 05:15 AM   #15
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funny.... FakeAsmile

fake is probably the key word... i'll get on skype right now with you.... put up 100$ that i'm a decent looking female... and all your pictures are fake

whats up.... 100$ paypal...... lets see
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Old 01-23-2013, 05:21 AM   #16
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do you guys really treat every new person on this site like this?

just wondering..
Only if they're morons.
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Old 01-23-2013, 05:24 AM   #17
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Only if they're morons.
No, from one quick post you'd have no way of determining that.

You just respond like an asshole, because well.... you're an asshole.

get real.
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Old 01-23-2013, 05:35 AM   #18
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"She" got real quiet all of a sudden right?
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Old 01-23-2013, 05:37 AM   #19
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funny.... FakeAsmile

fake is probably the key word... i'll get on skype right now with you.... put up 100$ that i'm a decent looking female... and all your pictures are fake

whats up.... 100$ paypal...... lets see
PM me some pics than..
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Old 01-23-2013, 05:38 AM   #20
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Old 01-23-2013, 05:38 AM   #21
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"She" got real quiet all of a sudden right?
"she" couldn't give a shit what you think
I'm sure you can have fun skyping with the trolls on here and they can let everyone know how wonderful you are
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Old 01-23-2013, 05:44 AM   #23
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I'm a def new person.
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Old 01-23-2013, 05:45 AM   #24
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"she" couldn't give a shit what you think
I'm sure you can have fun skyping with the trolls on here and they can let everyone know how wonderful you are
No no no, like I thought.... you won't put 100$ up that you are who you say you are.... why not? take the easy 100$ i'll pay


Why not? Because you're probably a guy, and even if you are a female you arent the female you show in you pictures.
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i've been on here like 1 hour, and I can identify that.
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