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Old 01-22-2013, 08:44 PM   #26
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Single or married, dudes don't fucking touch me.

Married women are allowed to hug me, so long as they also hug my penis with their mouth.

And single women are forbidden from wasting my time with hugs and, instead, are required to just tell me which hole they want fucked. Although, I gotta say, it's made the holidays somewhat awkward since grandpa died.
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Old 01-22-2013, 08:59 PM   #27
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I think it's perfectly fine to hug guys you're not married to, while fully clothed. At a nude beach, now that's a little different.
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Old 01-22-2013, 09:03 PM   #28
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Single or married, dudes don't fucking touch me.

Married women are allowed to hug me, so long as they also hug my penis with their mouth.

And single women are forbidden from wasting my time with hugs and, instead, are required to just tell me which hole they want fucked. Although, I gotta say, it's made the holidays somewhat awkward since grandpa died.
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Old 01-22-2013, 09:08 PM   #29
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I think it's alright to give a familiar male friend a hug, fully-clothed.

I usually don't, however. I don't even like handshakes. Touching strange people is not on my top-ten.
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Old 01-22-2013, 09:11 PM   #30
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Old 01-22-2013, 09:18 PM   #31
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Old 01-22-2013, 09:26 PM   #32
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Sure it's ok. Unless your hubby knows what a whore you are.

Or he's insane.
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Old 01-22-2013, 09:27 PM   #33
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Old 01-22-2013, 09:39 PM   #34
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Ha!

Any good looking naked woman hugging me better have a liking for instant wood!

or even wearing a Bikini for that matter.
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Old 01-22-2013, 09:40 PM   #35
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Ha!

Any good looking naked woman hugging me better have a liking for instant wood!
haha, same here.. i agree
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Old 01-22-2013, 09:44 PM   #36
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Any good looking naked woman hugging me better have a liking for instant wood!

or even wearing a Bikini for that matter.
Creep. And that's saying something in this thread. Fuck, you make ivan look sane.
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Old 01-22-2013, 09:47 PM   #37
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Creep. And that's saying something in this thread. Fuck, you make ivan look sane.
All he said was he likes donning a bikini when women hug him.
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Old 01-22-2013, 09:48 PM   #38
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Creep. And that's saying something in this thread. Fuck, you make ivan look sane.
LOL!

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Sure it's ok. Unless your hubby knows what a whore you are.

Or he's insane.
"She" claims her husband, who's "lots of years older" than she is, started dating her three years ago when she was fifteen.

Sanity is not in abundance.
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All he said was he likes donning a bikini when women hug him.


Not ME!

Although I have managed to get into a few. I guess one could say.
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"She" claims her husband, who's "lots of years older" than she is, started dating her three years ago when she was fifteen.

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indeed..
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Not ME!

Although I have managed to get into a few. I guess one could say.
No. Just, no.
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I like those nice looking females that give full body hugs!

Yes, yes indeed.

The kind were you damned near need a smoke afterwards!
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No, Just male... a real one.
A real male doesn't get wood by seeing a strang women in a bikini because a real man has a real woman at home.
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No. Just, no.
But, I haven't asked you yet!

I do like the way you think.
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Lady, you go rubbing that stuff all over me I promise I will get wood!

I have a lot of self control but there are limits.

And I'm on wife # 4 and it's going to be a long year.

She already said the "D" word after twenty plus years.

I'm ready.
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Lady, you go rubbing that stuff all over me I promise I will get wood!

I have a lot of self control but there are limits.

And I'm on wife # 4 and it's going to be a long year.

She already said the "D" word after twenty plus years.

I'm ready.
You? On your 4th divorce? Shut yo mouth! Fucking piece of shit.
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You? On your 4th divorce? Shut yo mouth! Fucking piece of shit.
Hey, I don't talk that bad about her and you shouldn't either.

She is what she is.
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