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01-22-2013, 08:44 PM
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Really Experienced
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Single or married, dudes don't fucking touch me.
Married women are allowed to hug me, so long as they also hug my penis with their mouth.
And single women are forbidden from wasting my time with hugs and, instead, are required to just tell me which hole they want fucked. Although, I gotta say, it's made the holidays somewhat awkward since grandpa died.
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01-22-2013, 08:59 PM
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Experienced
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I think it's perfectly fine to hug guys you're not married to, while fully clothed. At a nude beach, now that's a little different.
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01-22-2013, 09:03 PM
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is around that time
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Originally Posted by CleverCowardice
Single or married, dudes don't fucking touch me.
Married women are allowed to hug me, so long as they also hug my penis with their mouth.
And single women are forbidden from wasting my time with hugs and, instead, are required to just tell me which hole they want fucked. Although, I gotta say, it's made the holidays somewhat awkward since grandpa died.
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01-22-2013, 09:08 PM
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I think it's alright to give a familiar male friend a hug, fully-clothed.
I usually don't, however. I don't even like handshakes. Touching strange people is not on my top-ten.
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01-22-2013, 09:11 PM
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rub on my leg little grrl
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Prudish bunch, the GB Grrls with vaginas are.
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01-22-2013, 09:18 PM
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The straight-arm is your friend...
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01-22-2013, 09:26 PM
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by special request
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Sure it's ok. Unless your hubby knows what a whore you are.
Or he's insane.
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01-22-2013, 09:27 PM
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is around that time
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Originally Posted by GoFuckYourself
The straight-arm is your friend...
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01-22-2013, 09:39 PM
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We are in for it now.
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Ha!
Any good looking naked woman hugging me better have a liking for instant wood! 
or even wearing a Bikini for that matter.
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01-22-2013, 09:40 PM
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Ha!
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01-22-2013, 09:44 PM
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Loves Pam
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Ha!
Any good looking naked woman hugging me better have a liking for instant wood!
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Creep. And that's saying something in this thread. Fuck, you make ivan look sane. |
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01-22-2013, 09:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Disgustipated
Creep. And that's saying something in this thread. Fuck, you make ivan look sane.
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01-22-2013, 09:48 PM
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We are in for it now.
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Creep. And that's saying something in this thread. Fuck, you make ivan look sane.
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LOL!
No, Just male... a real one.
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"Once in a lifetime every man is entitled to fall in
love with a gorgeous redhead"
The heart is devious above all else; it is perverse— who can understand it? -- Jer. 17:9
There are many systems of philosophy and political life which try to base law and all human relationships upon the nature of man. Man is made the measure of all things. All such systems, whether communism or humanism, or socialism, are doomed to fail because of one fatal flaw: they do not recognize the sinful, self-centered nature of man.
They ignore God and deify man.
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01-22-2013, 09:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Lorilei
Sure it's ok. Unless your hubby knows what a whore you are.
Or he's insane.
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"She" claims her husband, who's "lots of years older" than she is, started dating her three years ago when she was fifteen.
Sanity is not in abundance.
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01-22-2013, 09:51 PM
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We are in for it now.
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Originally Posted by WingedKiss
All he said was he likes donning a bikini when women hug him.
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Not ME!
Although I have managed to get into a few.  I guess one could say.
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I reserve at least 24 hours on any posting to correct my fuck ups.
When the solution is simple, God is answering. --Albert Einstein
"Once in a lifetime every man is entitled to fall in
love with a gorgeous redhead"
The heart is devious above all else; it is perverse— who can understand it? -- Jer. 17:9
There are many systems of philosophy and political life which try to base law and all human relationships upon the nature of man. Man is made the measure of all things. All such systems, whether communism or humanism, or socialism, are doomed to fail because of one fatal flaw: they do not recognize the sinful, self-centered nature of man.
They ignore God and deify man.
BOAT = Bust Out Another Thousand
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01-22-2013, 09:51 PM
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is around that time
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Originally Posted by kotori
"She" claims her husband, who's "lots of years older" than she is, started dating her three years ago when she was fifteen.
Sanity is not in abundance.
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01-22-2013, 09:53 PM
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Weekday Devil
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Not ME!
Although I have managed to get into a few. I guess one could say.
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01-22-2013, 09:55 PM
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We are in for it now.
fgarvb1 is offline
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I like those nice looking females that give full body hugs!
Yes, yes indeed.
The kind were you damned near need a smoke afterwards!
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"You, fgarvb1, are a dinosaur who looks disturbing even as a fossil."
I reserve at least 24 hours on any posting to correct my fuck ups.
When the solution is simple, God is answering. --Albert Einstein
"Once in a lifetime every man is entitled to fall in
love with a gorgeous redhead"
The heart is devious above all else; it is perverse— who can understand it? -- Jer. 17:9
There are many systems of philosophy and political life which try to base law and all human relationships upon the nature of man. Man is made the measure of all things. All such systems, whether communism or humanism, or socialism, are doomed to fail because of one fatal flaw: they do not recognize the sinful, self-centered nature of man.
They ignore God and deify man.
BOAT = Bust Out Another Thousand
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01-22-2013, 09:55 PM
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Loves Pam
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LOL!
No, Just male... a real one.
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01-22-2013, 09:57 PM
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We are in for it now.
fgarvb1 is offline
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No. Just, no.
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But, I haven't asked you yet! 
I do like the way you think. 
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"You, fgarvb1, are a dinosaur who looks disturbing even as a fossil."
I reserve at least 24 hours on any posting to correct my fuck ups.
When the solution is simple, God is answering. --Albert Einstein
"Once in a lifetime every man is entitled to fall in
love with a gorgeous redhead"
The heart is devious above all else; it is perverse— who can understand it? -- Jer. 17:9
There are many systems of philosophy and political life which try to base law and all human relationships upon the nature of man. Man is made the measure of all things. All such systems, whether communism or humanism, or socialism, are doomed to fail because of one fatal flaw: they do not recognize the sinful, self-centered nature of man.
They ignore God and deify man.
BOAT = Bust Out Another Thousand
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01-22-2013, 10:01 PM
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We are in for it now.
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Originally Posted by Disgustipated
A real male doesn't get wood by seeing a strang women in a bikini because a real man has a real woman at home.
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Lady, you go rubbing that stuff all over me I promise I will get wood!
I have a lot of self control but there are limits.
And I'm on wife # 4 and it's going to be a long year.
She already said the "D" word after twenty plus years.
I'm ready.
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"You, fgarvb1, are a dinosaur who looks disturbing even as a fossil."
I reserve at least 24 hours on any posting to correct my fuck ups.
When the solution is simple, God is answering. --Albert Einstein
"Once in a lifetime every man is entitled to fall in
love with a gorgeous redhead"
The heart is devious above all else; it is perverse— who can understand it? -- Jer. 17:9
There are many systems of philosophy and political life which try to base law and all human relationships upon the nature of man. Man is made the measure of all things. All such systems, whether communism or humanism, or socialism, are doomed to fail because of one fatal flaw: they do not recognize the sinful, self-centered nature of man.
They ignore God and deify man.
BOAT = Bust Out Another Thousand
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01-22-2013, 10:02 PM
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Weekday Devil
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Yeah, lady!
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01-22-2013, 10:03 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by fgarvb1
Lady, you go rubbing that stuff all over me I promise I will get wood!
I have a lot of self control but there are limits.
And I'm on wife # 4 and it's going to be a long year.
She already said the "D" word after twenty plus years.
I'm ready.
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01-22-2013, 10:06 PM
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We are in for it now.
fgarvb1 is offline
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You? On your 4th divorce? Shut yo mouth! Fucking piece of shit.
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Hey, I don't talk that bad about her and you shouldn't either.
She is what she is.
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"You, fgarvb1, are a dinosaur who looks disturbing even as a fossil."
I reserve at least 24 hours on any posting to correct my fuck ups.
When the solution is simple, God is answering. --Albert Einstein
"Once in a lifetime every man is entitled to fall in
love with a gorgeous redhead"
The heart is devious above all else; it is perverse— who can understand it? -- Jer. 17:9
There are many systems of philosophy and political life which try to base law and all human relationships upon the nature of man. Man is made the measure of all things. All such systems, whether communism or humanism, or socialism, are doomed to fail because of one fatal flaw: they do not recognize the sinful, self-centered nature of man.
They ignore God and deify man.
BOAT = Bust Out Another Thousand
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01-22-2013, 10:38 PM
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We are in for it now.
fgarvb1 is offline
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No hug?
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"You, fgarvb1, are a dinosaur who looks disturbing even as a fossil."
I reserve at least 24 hours on any posting to correct my fuck ups.
When the solution is simple, God is answering. --Albert Einstein
"Once in a lifetime every man is entitled to fall in
love with a gorgeous redhead"
The heart is devious above all else; it is perverse— who can understand it? -- Jer. 17:9
There are many systems of philosophy and political life which try to base law and all human relationships upon the nature of man. Man is made the measure of all things. All such systems, whether communism or humanism, or socialism, are doomed to fail because of one fatal flaw: they do not recognize the sinful, self-centered nature of man.
They ignore God and deify man.
BOAT = Bust Out Another Thousand
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