Do men like romance?

[hogjack]

Originally Posted by lovetoread

The biggest mistake of my marriage was lit.

Repeated accidental-flashings of UPS delivery drivers had an impact.

Acknowledge the dangers of free shipping.

[lovetoread]

Originally Posted by hogjack

Repeated accidental-flashings of UPS delivery drivers had an impact.

Acknowledge the dangers of free shipping.

But dude, those were some hot delivery men.

[hogjack]

Originally Posted by lovetoread

It is not a crime to be wanted sexually to boost your self esteem.

John Walsh, myself and criminals on-the-run concur.

Well put.

[hogjack]

Originally Posted by lovetoread

But dude, those were some hot delivery men.

There's package-delivery and then there's "PACKAGE" delivery.

They do both equally well.

[Riles]

Originally Posted by hogjack

There's package-delivery and then there's "PACKAGE" delivery.

They do both equally well.

"time to see what Brown can do for you..."

[tactful]

Return with us now to those thrilling days of yesteryear.
Yes, I like Romance.

[Lancecastor]

Originally Posted by lovetoread

drop the charade about loving Jesus and just fucking ask for cyber from a man or two. Stop being pathetically obvious about what you really want but wont admit it. Its not a crime to be wanted

Excellent advice.

If she wants some interactive fantasy material to masturbate with, this is an excellent place to make that happen.

Guys like Vetteman would be tickled pink to get some phone sex with an actual woman instead of a dude holding up pictures of an "internet hottie" as their foil justifying going brokeback.

And the Jesus stuff is tiresome.

Jesus would put you over his knee and spank you to orgasm if he knew you were using him as your rationale for flashing your tits one minute and being "Christ-like" the next.

It would be far more honest to bring your Dirty Grrl to Lit.

And she'd be far more welcome here.

[Tryharder62]

Originally Posted by tactful

Return with us now to those thrilling days of yesteryear.
Yes, I like Romance.

Can I ask you what you think is romantic?

[hogjack]

Originally Posted by Lancecastor

flashing your tits one minute and being "Christ-like" the next.

Welcome to sorority Pledge Week on the Oral Roberts University campus.

[tactful]

Originally Posted by Tryharder62

Can I ask you what you think is romantic?

Courtship, the years of marriage, before children and everything else, that delayed romance.

[Tryharder62]

Originally Posted by Lancecastor

Excellent advice.

If she wants some interactive fantasy material to masturbate with, this is an excellent place to make that happen.

Guys like Vetteman would be tickled pink to get some phone sex with an actual woman instead of a dude holding up pictures of an "internet hottie" as their foil justifying going brokeback.

And the Jesus stuff is tiresome.

Jesus would put you over his knee and spank you to orgasm if he knew you were using him as your rationale for flashing your tits one minute and being "Christ-like" the next.

It would be far more honest to bring your Dirty Grrl to Lit.

And she'd be far more welcome here.

There is no charade. I can only be myself. I have never used Jesus as a rational to flash my tits. In fact unless it's a thread about faith I don't bring it up. That is all.

[LiFeNdEaTh]

Originally Posted by Tryharder62

There is no charade. I can only be myself. I have never used Jesus as a rational to flash my tits. In fact unless it's a thread about faith I don't bring it up. That is all.

you're back an so am i

feel better now too.. got me some rest

[Tryharder62]

I'm glad.

[hogjack]

hogjack's Romancin' Suggestions for guys:

• maintain fresh batteries in sexual aids
• remove the 1970s-installed ceiling mirrors
• pick up your own fucking clothes off the floor
• trim nose and ear hair if longer than your mobile phone
• lie to your buddies if you have to but she is not putting "that" in "there"
• nothing German or Japanese pervs do for porn is really gonna happen
• weed-out-and-then-burn the beer and sweat-stained shirts

[lovetoread]

Originally Posted by hogjack

hogjack's Romancin' Suggestions for guys:

• maintain fresh batteries in sexual aids
• remove the 1970s-installed ceiling mirrors
• pick up your own fucking clothes off the floor
• trim nose and ear hair if longer than your mobile phone
• lie to your buddies if you have to but she is not putting "that" in "there"
• nothing German or Japanese pervs do for porn is really gonna happen
• weed-out-and-then-burn the beer and sweat-stained shirts

"that in there"

That had me laughing.

[hogjack]

Originally Posted by lovetoread

"that in there"

That had me laughing.

Orafice etiquette is not talked enough about in my opinion.

[Tryharder62]

I like the new suit jacket avatar hogjack.

[colddiesel]

The answer is easy. You should combine your interest in your 'faith' with your need for more intimate attention. You obviously have a strong sense of social responsibility- a missionary instinct even. Therefore, identify a couple of 18 to 24 year olds at your church and seduce'em.

One at a time perhaps, until you learn the ropes.

You'll get your rocks off they'll learn what romance is all about - It's God's work -love your neighbour as yourself.

[hogjack]

Originally Posted by Tryharder62

I like the new suit jacket avatar hogjack.

Sartorial splendor does not stop at the rolled-up t-shirts I stuff in the front of my pants.