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Old 01-22-2013, 03:58 PM   #101
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Time to read a short poem, light three candles and braid her hair.
That works for me.

Though I would skip the poem and go straight for the hair.
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Old 01-22-2013, 04:00 PM   #102
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That works for me.

Though I would skip the poem and go straight for the hair.
With only 15 minutes don't expect the standard delicate scalp massage.
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Old 01-22-2013, 04:06 PM   #103
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Old 01-22-2013, 04:41 PM   #104
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Story of my life. I have a slinky nighty you can have.
Cool! I'd like to see your tits in that...

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Old 01-22-2013, 06:11 PM   #105
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Men like romance, though what they think is romantic, to them might seem more sexual to women.

Women seem to think it's all getting and not giving. ( Wow, a Sweeping generalization.)

When was the last time you leaned over and pinched his dick?
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Old 01-22-2013, 06:56 PM   #106
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We have one side of the story.

It takes two to tango. I know I've stepped on his feet plenty of times.
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Old 01-22-2013, 06:57 PM   #107
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Men like romance, though what they think is romantic, to them might seem more sexual to women.

Women seem to think it's all getting and not giving. ( Wow, a Sweeping generalization.)

When was the last time you leaned over and pinched his dick?
I didn't pinch it but I grabbed it before he left to work.
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Old 01-22-2013, 07:08 PM   #108
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Men like romance, though what they think is romantic, to them might seem more sexual to women.

Women seem to think it's all getting and not giving. ( Wow, a Sweeping generalization.)

When was the last time you leaned over and pinched his dick?
Not true.

I ''romanced'' the hell out of him in the shower just this morning and got jack in return.

....but maybe that's cause I didn't pinch it?
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Old 01-22-2013, 07:17 PM   #109
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With only 15 minutes don't expect the standard delicate scalp massage.
how many extra minutes would you need for the massage?
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I didn't pinch it but I grabbed it before he left to work.
I'm just guessing here, but there's a chance your Husband doesn't like you engaging in cyber sex 12 hours a day.

Of course, at some point he'll install a keystroke logger and read it all for himself.

And you'll disappear...for a while.
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Old 01-22-2013, 09:20 PM   #112
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Men like romance, though what they think is romantic, to them might seem more sexual to women.

Women seem to think it's all getting and not giving. ( Wow, a Sweeping generalization.)

When was the last time you leaned over and pinched his dick?
So.. Whenever the manpanion pinches my arse, or gives it a swat, he's being romantic?
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Old 01-22-2013, 09:27 PM   #113
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Old 01-22-2013, 09:29 PM   #114
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So.. Whenever the manpanion pinches my arse, or gives it a swat, he's being romantic?
He's trying to get your attention. Kiss him the next time he does that.
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Old 01-22-2013, 09:29 PM   #115
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He's trying to get your attention. Kiss him the next time he does that.
Aw. That's kind of endearing, actually.
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I'm just guessing here, but there's a chance your Husband doesn't like you engaging in cyber sex 12 hours a day.

Of course, at some point he'll install a keystroke logger and read it all for himself.

And you'll disappear...for a while.
God please tell me that talking to you isn't cyber sex! Please!
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I'm just guessing here, but there's a chance your Husband doesn't like you engaging in cyber sex 12 hours a day.

Of course, at some point he'll install a keystroke logger and read it all for himself.

And you'll disappear...for a while.
Do you really think TH's hub would care if she was on a porn site as he has basically all but told her he has no interest in sex? There's only one way to get a man's attention in that kind of situation and it's not talking romance to him.
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heeeyyyy, there you are LOVE!
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Old 01-22-2013, 11:42 PM   #122
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How ya doing Life?
doing good an you? here bored waitin on my boy to drop off my weed.


other than that, what a cold night it is..
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Old 01-23-2013, 12:14 AM   #123
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Mine was so romantic until we got married. I wondered if men do it just to get you and then they are done.
Then stop acting like you are married. All it is is a piece of paper giving you legal tax deductions.

Perception...use it or lose it. If we are "dating" and taking a walk through the park with the kidlets and I reach down and grab your hand, put my arm around you and pull you close as we walk, it is considered "romance" and you notice it. If I do the exact same thing married, it has become expected and too many times not even remembered when you complain about not having "romance". When you first meet someone, you notice everything.
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Just curious about what a man would consider romantic.
So for the sake of argument, let's define romantic in this way: Inclined toward or suggestive of the feeling of excitement and mystery associated with love.

Men are typically not "romantic".

Men are more Inclined toward or suggestive of the feeling of excitement and mystery associated with dirty, dirty sex.

So what would you call that?
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Does twisting her nipples count as romance?
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