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Old 01-22-2013, 04:35 AM   #76
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Just curious about what a man would consider romantic.
STFU bring me a beer n chips and get the fuck outa the way while I watch the game

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Old 01-22-2013, 04:36 AM   #77
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I think my wife has killed or severally suppressed/repressed all romantic Ideals,notions or expressions.
We are married to the SAME woman
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Old 01-22-2013, 04:40 AM   #78
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STFU bring me a beer n chips and get the fuck outa the way while I watch the game

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cmon BB, be nice to her.. she's coo people
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Old 01-22-2013, 04:41 AM   #79
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cmon BB, be nice to her.. she's coo people
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Old 01-22-2013, 04:58 AM   #80
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Long ago I read that men are the romantics and women are pawn brokers. Its true.
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Old 01-22-2013, 05:04 AM   #81
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"Nice Boots!"

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I think my wife has killed or severally suppressed/repressed all romantic Ideals,notions or expressions.
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We are married to the SAME woman
You guys got married? LMFAO...I'm sorry for you.
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Old 01-22-2013, 05:22 AM   #82
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You guys got married? LMFAO...I'm sorry for you.
lol..
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Old 01-22-2013, 05:27 AM   #83
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lol..
Know what I'm saying? Ain't a pice of pussy out there good enough to risk the economic disaster when she up and decides she just doesn't like your broke ass anymore and suddenly you owe her EVERYTHING!!!!

Love and affection and being together blah blah bull fucking shit.....
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Old 01-22-2013, 05:28 AM   #84
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Know what I'm saying? Ain't a pice of pussy out there good enough to risk the economic disaster when she up and decide she just doesn't like your ass anymore and suddenly you owe her EVERYTHING INCLUDING YOUR SOUL!!!!

Love and affection and being together blah blah bull fucking shit.....
hahah!

you topped it wit the pic brah!

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Old 01-22-2013, 05:38 AM   #85
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Know what I'm saying? Ain't a pice of pussy out there good enough to risk the economic disaster when she up and decides she just doesn't like your broke ass anymore and suddenly you owe her EVERYTHING!!!!

Love and affection and being together blah blah bull fucking shit.....
It's not just a one way trap....
Admittedly I don't live in a country with a system of alimony but it's just as easy for a woman to feel trapped as it is for the guy.
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Old 01-22-2013, 06:19 AM   #86
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It's not just a one way trap....
Admittedly I don't live in a country with a system of alimony but it's just as easy for a woman to feel trapped as it is for the guy.
Feeling trapped and getting completely fucked over are two totally different things.

And you are right sometimes it does go both ways....but here in murikuh in most states if you don't catch her (with proof) cheating, being abusive, substance abuse or some other irrefutable fucked uppedness she OWNS your ass.
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Old 01-22-2013, 06:28 AM   #87
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Old 01-22-2013, 09:34 AM   #88
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Do you want him?
To be honest it would probably be a relief if he ran off with another woman. One that cooked, cleaned, did laundry and liked his hobbies and was sexual 10minutes every month or two. Know anybody? I seriously did want some ideas from the men because I'm at a loss.
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Old 01-22-2013, 11:22 AM   #90
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Old 01-22-2013, 03:31 PM   #91
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To be honest it would probably be a relief if he ran off with another woman. One that cooked, cleaned, did laundry and liked his hobbies and was sexual 10minutes every month or two. Know anybody? I seriously did want some ideas from the men because I'm at a loss.
Okay. There is nothing more enticing, romantic and erotic for man, than knowing you want him, you are aroused by the thought of him naked, and all you need is his touch to be happy.

I hate to say it, but if you've done this and got nothing for it, it's time to throw in the towel. It doesn't matter what bait is on the hook, you can't catch a dead fish.
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Old 01-22-2013, 03:43 PM   #92
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Okay. There is nothing more enticing, romantic and erotic for man, than knowing you want him, you are aroused by the thought of him naked, and all you need is his touch to be happy.

I hate to say it, but if you've done this and got nothing for it, it's time to throw in the towel. It doesn't matter what bait is on the hook, you can't catch a dead fish.
Thanks for the honesty. Kind of what I figured.
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To be honest it would probably be a relief if he ran off with another woman. One that cooked, cleaned, did laundry and liked his hobbies and was sexual 10minutes every month or two. Know anybody? I seriously did want some ideas from the men because I'm at a loss.
I think it might be done, then.
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To be honest it would probably be a relief if he ran off with another woman. One that cooked, cleaned, did laundry and liked his hobbies and was sexual 10minutes every month or two. Know anybody? I seriously did want some ideas from the men because I'm at a loss.
Are you in the USA?

If so, get out one of your guns and shoot the place up.

That'll get his attention... and you can always tell the cops a black man with a knife was in your bedroom.
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I'm afraid of guns but thanks for the idea.
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How much romance can be bought for $35, all singles?
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This thread isn't as romantic as I'd hoped.
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15 mins.
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