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01-21-2013, 09:14 PM
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Mine was so romantic until we got married. I wondered if men do it just to get you and then they are done.
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The whole "come close, but give me space" mixed message is a complex one that often requires professional counseling. Neither male nor female giving out this vibe probably understands where their dysfunction stems from. |
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01-21-2013, 09:15 PM
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I've tried everything. Watching sports, doing activities he likes, lingerie, naughty messages, jumping on him, just wanted some other ideas. We own the house together so that leaves out Lancaster's idea.
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How long have you two been married?
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01-21-2013, 09:16 PM
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What????? lol  |
Just saying, you want perfectly carved fruit and veggies...
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01-21-2013, 09:20 PM
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How long have you two been married?
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Almost 25 yrs
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01-21-2013, 09:21 PM
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Goodbye Girl!
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Many men ask the same questions about their wives, particularly in regards to an abrupt decline in sexual appetite.
The whole "come close, but give me space" mixed message is a complex one that often requires professional counseling. Neither male nor female giving out this vibe probably understands where their dysfunction stems from.
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The problem is I'm getting hornier as I get older. If I get any older I may die. LOL
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01-21-2013, 09:28 PM
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Just saying, you want perfectly carved fruit and veggies...
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Just wondering what you were going to slice and dice.
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01-21-2013, 09:29 PM
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The problem is I'm getting hornier as I get older. If I get any older I may die. LOL
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01-21-2013, 09:32 PM
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So wait... Is the issue lack of romance or lack of sex life?
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01-21-2013, 09:33 PM
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So wait... Is the issue lack of romance or lack of sex life?
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01-21-2013, 09:34 PM
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Some men have different senses of romance.
Walk around looking for their missing dog for hours.
A treasure hunt with the first clue on the bathroom mirror.
Give a personalize autographed poster from their favorite performer.
Bring food to their office, complete with glassware, china and cutlery.
Send photos of fun stuff I am doing when they can't be there.
Attack them in an elevator.
Surprise them with an adventure, occasionally blindfolded
Feed them favorite foods
Give their favorite weird candies
Burn them bootlegs of their favorite band
Share your kobe steak with them using only one pair of chopsticks
Buy them books
Give them a chair of their own in your house
Sleep weird places with them, like open teahouses
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01-21-2013, 09:36 PM
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oh are we talking about sex?
there is a difference sex-intimacy-romance, most guys do know this... 
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01-21-2013, 09:38 PM
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Just curious about what a man would consider romantic.
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Why don't you just ask him what he considers romantic from a guy's point of view?
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01-21-2013, 09:40 PM
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Maybe he is depressed, have you tried taking him on long walks?
Having a date night, no cell phones?
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01-21-2013, 09:40 PM
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I say, "Put your arms around my neck and close your eyes." Then I pick her up and carry her up the stairs. That's pretty romantic.
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01-21-2013, 09:41 PM
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The problem is I'm getting hornier as I get older. If I get any older I may die. LOL
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01-21-2013, 09:43 PM
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Just look at him and smile until he asks why you are smiling and then tell him he is just so sexy, and then walk away... (this only works if its true)
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01-21-2013, 09:50 PM
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So wait... Is the issue lack of romance or lack of sex life?
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Just a general lack of wanting to be together.  It's like two seperate lives.
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01-21-2013, 09:51 PM
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Why don't you just ask him what he considers romantic from a guy's point of view?
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Well watching cheerleaders and getting horny is not my idea of a good time.
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01-21-2013, 09:51 PM
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Well watching cheerleaders and getting horny is not my idea of a good time.
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01-21-2013, 09:52 PM
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I say, "Put your arms around my neck and close your eyes." Then I pick her up and carry her up the stairs. That's pretty romantic.
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That is why you're the king of lit.
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01-21-2013, 09:53 PM
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I don't know what I'd do without ya friend.
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01-21-2013, 09:54 PM
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I don't know what I'd do without ya friend.
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trust me, you would have a blast with me.
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01-21-2013, 09:54 PM
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Well watching cheerleaders and getting horny is not my idea of a good time.
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so this is really a how do I get what I want from him thing? are you sure you aren't male?
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Nobody will get that.
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01-21-2013, 09:56 PM
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so this is really a how do I get what I want from him thing? are you sure you aren't male?
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No - it's the how do the hell do I reconnect this thing before everything is gone.
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01-21-2013, 09:58 PM
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Believe me I've been the cheerleader under the bleacher giving head many times. JUST IN FANTASY WITH HIM!!!!!
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