Old 01-21-2013, 10:19 AM   #1
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I've been writing stories for myself a while now, but I'm now looking forward to having a wider audience! I'm just getting familiar with site, but excited about getting to know some new people.
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Old 01-21-2013, 10:22 AM   #2
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I've recently joined the site and just wanted to say hi!

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Old 01-21-2013, 10:23 AM   #3
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Old 01-21-2013, 10:24 AM   #4
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I've been writing stories for myself a while now, but I'm now looking forward to having a wider audience! I'm just getting familiar with site, but excited about getting to know some new people.
Welcome to the AH, Ruth. It's a madhouse (and the kids squabble at times), but we like it.
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Old 01-21-2013, 10:26 AM   #5
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Well, I'm sure I'll be fine...I'm looking forward to it anyway!
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Old 01-21-2013, 10:37 AM   #6
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I've recently joined the site and just wanted to say hi!

I've been writing stories for myself a while now, but I'm now looking forward to having a wider audience! I'm just getting familiar with site, but excited about getting to know some new people.
Lotsa fat people here so you oughta find a few as wide as you want.
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Old 01-21-2013, 11:15 AM   #7
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Old 01-21-2013, 11:16 AM   #8
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Don't mind JBJ, ruthie; he's usually wide of the mark.

Welcome to the AH, and we eagerly await your posting of the three nude self-portraits required of all new members.
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Old 01-21-2013, 11:19 AM   #9
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Welcome to the AH, and we eagerly await your posting of the three nude self-portraits required of all new members.
I didn't realise that was a requirement!
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Old 01-21-2013, 11:23 AM   #10
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I didn't realise that was a requirement!
It is. The pics only have to be left up for three days, though; that should be sufficient time for everyone to download them. If you're too embarassed to post at all, it would be acceptable to email them to me, and I'll vouch that you've met the requirement.
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Old 01-21-2013, 11:27 AM   #11
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It is. The pics only have to be left up for three days, though; that should be sufficient time for everyone to download them. If you're too embarassed to post at all, it would be acceptable to email them to me, and I'll vouch that you've met the requirement.
How very generous of you!
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Old 01-21-2013, 11:29 AM   #12
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How very generous of you!
You'll find that most of us here in the AH offer a warm welcome to newcomers bearing suggestive photos.
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Old 01-21-2013, 11:31 AM   #13
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Hi there! This is a great site...you'll just need to use the ignore option here and there...we have more than a few hate filled trolls, but once you get past that...you'll love it here!
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Old 01-21-2013, 11:32 AM   #14
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Hi there! This is a great site...you'll just need to use the ignore option here and there...we have more than a few hate filled trolls, but once you get past that...you'll love it here!
Well, it won't be very different to most sites in that way. I'm not afraid of ignoring people!

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Old 01-21-2013, 12:09 PM   #16
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Don't mind Tio, we don't let him out of the cage very often.
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Old 01-21-2013, 12:13 PM   #18
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Welcome to the Pistachio Ranch, ruthie. Keep your hands and feet inside the car at all times, don't feed or encourage the trolls, ignore anyone who wants to buy the panties you're wearing (unless the price is acceptable) and offer to buy the house a round of drinks on occasion.

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Most of all, have fun.
I will try, it is what it's all about. I've been thinking of joining for quite a while, but always decided against it. I finally just thought - nothing ventured, nothing gained.

I'm going to take it a toe at a time, but do look forward to getting to know everyone.
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I will try, it is what it's all about. I've been thinking of joining for quite a while, but always decided against it. I finally just thought - nothing ventured, nothing gained.

I'm going to take it a toe at a time, but do look forward to getting to know everyone.
Now you've done it! The foot fetishists will all be here in no time! Please be more careful with your choice of words, ruthie.
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What type of stories Ruth?
Nothing too wild, my stories so far have tended to be about people as much as what happens. But I'm hoping to broaden them a little.
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