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01-21-2013, 09:19 AM
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Experienced
ruthieruth is offline
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Hi
I've recently joined the site and just wanted to say hi!
I've been writing stories for myself a while now, but I'm now looking forward to having a wider audience! I'm just getting familiar with site, but excited about getting to know some new people.
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01-21-2013, 09:22 AM
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Originally Posted by ruthieruth
I've recently joined the site and just wanted to say hi!
I've been writing stories for myself a while now, but I'm now looking forward to having a wider audience! I'm just getting familiar with site, but excited about getting to know some new people.
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Welcome to Lit, ruthieruth! |
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01-21-2013, 09:23 AM
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Dirty Old Man
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Welcome to the funny farm. there are some good people here. There are also some crazy people here. Sorting them out is half the fun.
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01-21-2013, 09:24 AM
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Terminally Innocent.
Handley_Page is offline
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Originally Posted by ruthieruth
I've recently joined the site and just wanted to say hi!
I've been writing stories for myself a while now, but I'm now looking forward to having a wider audience! I'm just getting familiar with site, but excited about getting to know some new people.
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Welcome to the AH, Ruth. It's a madhouse (and the kids squabble at times), but we like it.  |
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01-21-2013, 09:26 AM
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Experienced
ruthieruth is offline
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Well, I'm sure I'll be fine...I'm looking forward to it anyway!
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01-21-2013, 09:37 AM
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THOUGHT OUTLAW.
JAMESBJOHNSON is online now
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ruthieruth
I've recently joined the site and just wanted to say hi!
I've been writing stories for myself a while now, but I'm now looking forward to having a wider audience! I'm just getting familiar with site, but excited about getting to know some new people.
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Lotsa fat people here so you oughta find a few as wide as you want. |
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01-21-2013, 10:15 AM
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Honourable Slut
NaokoSmith is online now
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Like TX said it: there are some good people and some crazy people. (TX is lovely but it's a secret.) Most intelligent trolls I ever came across! I love it here, always ROFLing around. Hope you have a lot of fun too.
xxx
Have a banana
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01-21-2013, 10:16 AM
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Everybody Party!
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Don't mind JBJ, ruthie; he's usually wide of the mark.
Welcome to the AH, and we eagerly await your posting of the three nude self-portraits required of all new members.
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01-21-2013, 10:19 AM
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Experienced
ruthieruth is offline
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Originally Posted by Tio_Narratore
Welcome to the AH, and we eagerly await your posting of the three nude self-portraits required of all new members.
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I didn't realise that was a requirement! |
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01-21-2013, 10:23 AM
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Everybody Party!
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I didn't realise that was a requirement!
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It is. The pics only have to be left up for three days, though; that should be sufficient time for everyone to download them. If you're too embarassed to post at all, it would be acceptable to email them to me, and I'll vouch that you've met the requirement.  |
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01-21-2013, 10:27 AM
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Experienced
ruthieruth is offline
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Originally Posted by Tio_Narratore
It is. The pics only have to be left up for three days, though; that should be sufficient time for everyone to download them. If you're too embarassed to post at all, it would be acceptable to email them to me, and I'll vouch that you've met the requirement. |
How very generous of you! |
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01-21-2013, 10:29 AM
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Everybody Party!
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How very generous of you!
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You'll find that most of us here in the AH offer a warm welcome to newcomers bearing suggestive photos. |
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01-21-2013, 10:31 AM
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bitsie
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Hi there! This is a great site...you'll just need to use the ignore option here and there...we have more than a few hate filled trolls, but once you get past that...you'll love it here!
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01-21-2013, 10:32 AM
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Experienced
ruthieruth is offline
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Originally Posted by sethp
Hi there! This is a great site...you'll just need to use the ignore option here and there...we have more than a few hate filled trolls, but once you get past that...you'll love it here!
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Well, it won't be very different to most sites in that way. I'm not afraid of ignoring people!
And thanks for the welcome! |
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01-21-2013, 11:04 AM
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Prescription Strength
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Welcome aboard. Put your seat back in the upright and locked position, fasten your seat belt, and enjoy the ride.
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01-21-2013, 11:09 AM
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Experienced
ruthieruth is offline
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Originally Posted by soflabbwlvr
Welcome aboard. Put your seat back in the upright and locked position, fasten your seat belt, and enjoy the ride.
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I will, thanks! |
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01-21-2013, 11:13 AM
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Dirty Old Man
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Don't mind Tio, we don't let him out of the cage very often. |
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01-21-2013, 11:13 AM
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Wutchu talkin bout Willis
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Welcome to the Pistachio Ranch, ruthie. Keep your hands and feet inside the car at all times, don't feed or encourage the trolls, ignore anyone who wants to buy the panties you're wearing (unless the price is acceptable) and offer to buy the house a round of drinks on occasion.
Most of all, have fun.
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01-21-2013, 11:16 AM
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Experienced
ruthieruth is offline
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Most of all, have fun. |
I will try, it is what it's all about. I've been thinking of joining for quite a while, but always decided against it. I finally just thought - nothing ventured, nothing gained.
I'm going to take it a toe at a time, but do look forward to getting to know everyone. |
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01-21-2013, 11:18 AM
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Everybody Party!
Tio_Narratore is offline
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Originally Posted by ruthieruth
I will try, it is what it's all about. I've been thinking of joining for quite a while, but always decided against it. I finally just thought - nothing ventured, nothing gained.
I'm going to take it a toe at a time, but do look forward to getting to know everyone.
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Now you've done it! The foot fetishists will all be here in no time! Please be more careful with your choice of words, ruthie.  |
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01-21-2013, 11:23 AM
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Good little witch.
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A welcome  for the little newbie from the good little witch.
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01-21-2013, 11:24 AM
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Experienced
ruthieruth is offline
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A welcome for the little newbie from the good little witch. |
Thankyou |
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01-21-2013, 11:25 AM
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Experienced
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ruthieruth
I've recently joined the site and just wanted to say hi!
I've been writing stories for myself a while now, but I'm now looking forward to having a wider audience! I'm just getting familiar with site, but excited about getting to know some new people.
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What type of stories Ruth? |
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01-21-2013, 11:27 AM
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Experienced
ruthieruth is offline
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What type of stories Ruth?
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Nothing too wild, my stories so far have tended to be about people as much as what happens. But I'm hoping to broaden them a little. |
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01-21-2013, 11:43 AM
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Literotica Guru
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Hi and welcome.
Have fun posting your stories, but don't take the troll comments to heart.
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