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Old 01-18-2013, 09:01 PM   #1
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Is this weird or what?
Married for twenty years and now divorced for twentythree, I am in my retirement and going crazy with sex fantisies. My current one is that I am in service as a submissive handyman and sex toy for a lesbian household.
emmmmmm. Any one want to adopt???
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Old 01-18-2013, 11:48 PM   #2
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Married for twenty years and now divorced for twentythree, I am in my retirement and going crazy with sex fantisies. My current one is that I am in service as a submissive handyman and sex toy for a lesbian household.
emmmmmm. Any one want to adopt???
Why would a lesbian want a male sex toy?
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Old 01-19-2013, 12:00 AM   #4
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Is this weird or what?
Married for twenty years and now divorced for twentythree, I am in my retirement and going crazy with sex fantisies. My current one is that I am in service as a submissive handyman and sex toy for a lesbian household.
emmmmmm. Any one want to adopt???

Yes.

A handyman sex-toy in a house of sapphic lovers is as useful as a screen door on a submarine.
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Old 01-19-2013, 04:19 PM   #6
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Yes.

A handyman sex-toy in a house of sapphic lovers is as useful as a screen door on a submarine.
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Why would a lesbian want a male sex toy?
DP you're right! This makes no sense at all!

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